Name: Chet Hanks Freestyle Battles Adam | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-10-13T13:00:08.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chet Hanks Freestyle Battles Adam | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-13. Transcript available.

You wanna battle maybe?
Okay.
Can we get some energy in the studio, please?
I'll let you go first.
Where's my phone?
No, you gotta start it off.
No, I'd like you to go first, Chester.
No, if you challenge someone to a battle, then you gotta...
That's not how it works on the street.
It's pretty dark.
Yeah, so I'm kind of a dark rapper.
Really? Let's hear it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Scrunched down socks.
Lunch in a box.
Bro's wearing dad shoes.
Bitch, I got some bad news.
What you reading on your clipboard?
I own low clips.
I need more.
Yeah.
You got a Yankee hat?
Yeah.
That's hella wack.
Okay.
Uh.
Rockin' L.A.
From the bay to the L.A.
Mm-hmm.
Do what I say.
I'm hittin' on a bank, G.
Ooh!
Yeah.
I need the paint, G.
Uh.
They can't see me.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm about to kill you in a battle.
Yeah.
You know I got you rattled.
Go.
Okay.
That was pretty bad.
Um.
It's pretty bad, actually.
Okay.
There ain't no such thing as halfway Chet's.
You're scared to rap.
You're scared to smoke.
You're Chet.
Daddy wasn't home.
He was shaving Ryan's private.
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, sorry.
Daddy wasn't home.
He was shaving Ryan's private.
No, no.
Come on, dude.
Dude, you can't read it off.
No, it's my girlfriend.
I'm expecting a text.
Okay.
Daddy wasn't home.
He was shaving Ryan's private.
Messaging man Ryan on AOL.
That's private.
FOX is the name of the brand of the store.
Of the shop around the corner.
Should stand.
When your daddy wasn't working with Dave Chappelle.
He was sending messages on AOL.
Thank you.
I'm about to end your career.
Daddy was a little kid.
He talked to Zoltar.
Paid a quarter.
Now we big.
Big ass piano at FAO Schwartz.
And he's jumping on that thing.
Now his feet.
Now we land in a plane in the middle of the Hudson.
Hit a bunch of birds.
Now he's saying he ain't good, son.
Drinking hot chocolate on the Polar Express.
Then he's stuck in a terminal.
I'll tell you what's next.
Now your daddy got A's up in motherfucking Philly.
Probably got that shit from Buzz.
Got a Woody acting silly.
Damn.
Or maybe fuck the dog up at Turner and Hooch.
Or fuck the astronaut on the way to the moon.
Hey, Houston.
We got a problem.
Oh, we got a problem.
Oh, we got a problem.
I'm a problem.
Oh.
Hey, Houston.
Houston.
We got a problem.
Big problem.
We got a problem.
We got a problem.
We got a problem.
I'm a problem.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was in the post also with Steven Spielberg.
Great flick.
That shit's going viral.
You've Got Mail is my favorite movie of all time.
I'm not even lying.
Wow.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
Do you cry when the dog Buckley?
Yeah.
At the end?
Yeah.
Riverside Park?
Yeah.
And she wanted it to be him.
Yeah.
So beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Greg Kinnear.
Yeah.
With the typewriter.
And he's a bitch.
Yeah.
And it's about AOL.
Chad Hanks, everyone.