Name: Reddit Warriors: Open Source Intelligence | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reddit Warriors: Open Source Intelligence | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-21. Transcript available.

I don't know, anyway.
The last 24 hours, Nick and I have also been studying up on munitions.
I haven't, dude.
Because those are the most annoying people.
It snapped me up.
It snapped me up.
I was like, let's see what else is going on.
The weapons experts, guys.
All that, the quote-unquote, open-source intelligence.
It's just the gayest people in the entire world.
Yeah.
First of all, it's like, that's probably all just the Pentagon anyways.
What do you mean?
They're releasing all that intel?
It's like, that's your first job.
The whistle signatures?
That's your first job at the CIA is like, yeah, we're just going to make these
bullshit accounts.
Just use these photos and say whatever.
Oh, yeah.
It's open-source.
You know, it's good.
Oh, yeah.
You're right.
What were they saying?
What's the four-letter acronym everyone was using yesterday?
I looked at Google Maps and I proved that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
Yeah, basically.
Based on that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone was talking about that.
It's weird that people are still, because I guess they've been doing it
throughout this
Ukraine war, but these guys, like, this whole thing, whatever it is, like, the
guys on Twitter
and Reddit looking into things.
Uh-huh.
Citizen journalism.
Oh, yeah.
Whatever the f*** that is.
Yeah.
It's like, after the Boston Marathon bomber, that should have been the end of
that.
Oh, yeah, when they blamed the wrong guy.
Yeah, and some poor Indian kid that killed himself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but, yeah, they're still doing it.
You know, you win some, you lose some.
Right.
If he killed himself because of Reddit.
But now, yeah, now there's a whole debate over the hospital.
Who bombed the hospital.
Right, and it, but the thing is that makes it a really, that really f***s with
the whole
situation is that anyone could just be like, no, I didn't.
And then, therefore, now everything becomes a whistle signature debate.
I don't know.
Or the human toll, or, like, anything that's actually happening in the real
world comes under
suspicion, nothing is real ever again.
The way I see the hospital thing, it's like, let's say there's, like, a room,
you know.
Yeah.
A bunch of Muslim people in the room, and they're kind of, like, minding their
own business.
Uh-huh.
And there was a Jewish guy outside that was like, oh, boy, my, I, I think I ate
some.
My stomach hurts.
Okay, we like going to the hospital.
Right, and then he goes in there, and they have, like, a charcuterie plate, and
he's like,
oh, is this cheese free?
And he's eating all the cheese.
Yeah.
And then he's like, oh, my stomach really hurts.
And then there's smells, like someone farted.
Uh-huh.
And then he was like, actually, it was you.
It was you.
Yeah.
It's a very much, the war has become a smelted delta, you know.
Actually, you were the one that farted.
Yeah, actually.
I'll see myself out now.
I mean, it's a, yeah, I mean, it's actually, you're repressing me, you know,
with your fart.
Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, uh, yesterday when I saw that, and when I saw just
people I know
that definitely do not know what, how bombs work, popping off about bomb
technology.
Well, they don't even, I mean, that's like a myth of, like, like the whole,
like, the idea
of, like, surgical strikes or, like, any kind of, like, technical precision.
Uh-huh.
You know, like, the military can't actually do, like, that's not what, like,
war is.
It's like this idea that there's, like, oh, a laser-guided bomb, and it finds a
terrorist.
It's like, no, there's lasers on there.
It's not Mario Kart.
I know.
I guess it's not, yeah, that's not how.
It's not the one that, like, the red shell.
No.
Yeah.
It's, uh.
Like, you know how when the cops.
They're using green shells.
You know how the cops go to, like, shoot somebody, and they end up shooting,
like, 35 innocent
bystanders?
Yeah.
I think the same.
Yeah.
The military is the same thing.
Yeah.
It's, like, probably even less.
Like, they, I think the cops, they probably have to train with the guns more
often.
Uh-huh.
How often, yeah, how often are they actually dropping bombs and, like,
practicing that?
Yeah, practicing bombs.
It can't be very often.
No, it's too expensive.
Practicing guns, I imagine they do quite a bit, but practicing bombs, that's a
waste of
money.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, the demands of even being, like, well, why don't you go in there
and just
get Hamas?
It's, like, that's.
Surgical.
That's not how things work.
It's, like, the, you know, the options are just do a genocide or, you know,
continue.
Having a prison.
I think I saw the term whistle signature yesterday and I'm, like, this is, it
was the first thing.
Right, that's, I don't know.
It was the first thing to get me to be, like, I'm not looking at the war today.
Yeah.
I'm going to not look at the war today.