Name: Donald Trump Wins the Election in 2024 | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-10-29T13:00:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Donald Trump Wins the Election in 2024 | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-29. Transcript available.

there's there's very few people that are actually anti-war really yeah
certainly not certainly not
in media or government none of them exist none of them yeah they love the war
yeah yeah but it
would be such an unpopular war I feel like if we like went to war it wouldn't
be unpopular if
there is a there is a terrorist attack in the United States yeah that they can
blame on Hamas
or Hezbollah that would it would immediately change public opinion overnight
really yeah yeah of
course it'll be like oh we've got the same enemy now we gotta go it's not you
know all of the even
like I I have the people certainly liberals that are rightfully calling this a
genocide would stop
in a fucking instant if we had like another 9/11 happen here and say oh yeah no
okay it's necessary
you repeat the same mistakes of of 20 years ago they're not even I mean it's
like well I don't
know I mean I I guess I mean like prior to World War two there repeat isolationists
they're like we're
like we don't want to get involved until Pearl Harbor you're right yeah yeah
okay makes sense yeah yeah I
would not want to get involved in that war if I was Biden I would not want to
get involved
yeah I don't think you lose that election yeah yeah yeah the people in the
government would definitely
want to though yeah yeah oh my god another war are we too old we are 35 was the
cutoff for draft there
certainly won't be a draft I don't think the US will have a draft again ever
again no yeah we have enough
yeah yeah that's the real draft yeah it's just he's taking away people's
options yeah college doesn't work
anymore no yeah yeah in fact it should be now they're gonna make it so that the
military doesn't pay for any
of your shit either really just yeah it'll just be a minimum wage job and you
gotta pay for your own
housing wait you you have to buy the food and stuff yeah probably they'll send
you a bill when you get
out you have to buy their health care plan you see that DeSantis was like I'm
gonna go to Israel I'm
gonna save all of these people you said that yeah and then he like flew like
chartered a couple of
flights and then just dumped people in like Cyprus and then didn't get he
couldn't get home yeah really
yeah he like fucked it up his whole his whole DeSantis airlift dude he sucks he
does suck he sucks
I mean I think regardless of what happens here I think Trump's got Trump's got
in the bag heavy
right now oh yeah against Biden too yeah I think it's over because he he's the
only politician that
has feelings that reflect what regular Americans feel yeah which is that like
yeah this war is fucked up
it's probably Joe Biden's fault I don't care to look into it how it is but we're
gonna call him
genocide Joe on top of that Hamas you know I don't know anything about these
guys but Hezbollah it's a
pretty cool video they're on the skis yeah I don't know if you saw it they're
on the skis and that's
the other thing too the media has no strategy yeah in combating what Donald
Trump says they're still
trying to do the like the old they do that like really really yeah you know it's
like yes really he
obviously doesn't care you're not gonna like shame him they're still trying to
do that like he called
Hezbollah smart yeah and it's like yeah he's crushing yeah he's fucking did you
hear him in the ring
everyone was like oh he's crushing yeah you're not gonna fuck it sound like an
and one mixtape yeah
why are you still trying to cancel Donald Trump for things he says yeah he says
he says yeah that's
who he is yeah have you guys not paid attention you're backing a genocide what
does it matter what
he says oh my god yeah he I don't think he's gonna win I do he's irrelevant
yeah why because he's just
now he's like now he's he's transcended public office he is now what he is now
is better than a
president could ever be he is just a an elite hater just an elite level fucking
hater and shit talker in
every single swing state he's ahead he should be canonized and he is the catholic
church should
recognize him as a saint he is ahead in the popular vote right now yeah against
Biden
i think i think he should be elected to the throne of god i think we should
rebuild the third town i
think he should sit next to saint peter yeah yeah it'd just be a bitch to
people right yeah
saint peter looking kind of fat those tits look bigger than i remember them
i said what happened to this guy he's fucking he looks like he's six seven
hundred pounds now
do whatever you want maybe skip dessert oh my god