Name: Writing Rush Hour 4 | The Adam Friedland Show
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the dancing soldiers like there has to be a military directive like just stop
going on
TikTok what do you think the Mossad false flag attack in America is going to be
to fix this
because at this point they're running out of options that's kind of what I was
thinking
about for rush hour four right yeah so the Israeli ambassador to the United
States his
daughter is is uh is kidnapped right because aren't those movies about it like
when a kid
is kidnapped I don't remember the movies about a black guy and a Chinese guy
trying to talk to
each other yeah but I think well I think the it was the Chinese that's what it
says on the front of
the box yeah the DVD imagine a black guy and a Chinese guy trying to talk to
each other yeah that
would and it would go a little something like this movie yeah um so they get so
but then they find out
that it's the Mossad false flag you know and uh in doing so they realize that
they have to team up to
Israel I think that's I think that that would probably be and then uh by the
you know that's
probably it would how it would go yeah yeah there should be yeah says Jackie
Chan yes Jackie Chan who
represents the interests of the Beijing of Beijing yeah the CCP yeah and he's
teamed up with Chris Tucker
uh-huh um who's who's uh is uh I don't know what what is his role in those
movies LAPD maybe okay I think
yeah LAPD so let's just say he's Christopher Dorner but he's also the actor
Chris Tucker yeah so
Israel has videos of him having sex with children on Epstein's island right
exactly he's doing plenty
of time and that's what complicates things in the yes at the end of the second
act yes when him and
Jackie Chan they team up to stop the sexy Mossad agent she has to be hot yeah
we'll say Gal Gadot
maybe yeah right so Gal Gadot type listen the budget's not gonna be big enough
for three stars
yeah okay we already got the two the big two uh we're gonna have like basically
the other one I
don't think Gal Gadot look we're already planning the new Hollywood after Zionism
fails no you can't
please please don't just leave that one no you just don't leave that one you
keep Jews but you only
keep the self-hating ones that are like oh I hated Zionism the most and then it
goes too far in the
other direction just leave us Hollywood please I take the news media take the
weather machines
the weather machines I thought Bill Gates was the only weather machine guy well
time for has to shut this
down I'll say so let's say yeah Gal Gadot so it's a Gal Gadot type yeah we'll
say yeah let's say it's
Bella Hadid I guess that's who did naturally she's Palestinian well she would
put yeah but she's an
actress I don't think she would play Mossad I think that'd be a step too far no
it wouldn't and also
I don't think she's an actress either I think she's just uh famous she's not
what you call a famous
woman is an actress um yes like Hillary Clinton is an actress yeah yeah Madeleine
Albright
I thought that just meant famous woman yeah yeah um no of course they she would
play IDF
that's that if you tell Gal Gadot you're like we want you to play like a Nazi
that's
you know like hates I don't know everybody I guess because the movie would we
want you to play the
most evil movie would ultimately be anti-Mosadi it would be anti-Mosadi so she'd
be taking this role on
uh Bella Hadid would play to show the ugly so Bella Hadid is playing Gal Gadot
yeah
um yeah and um yeah so the so Gal Gadot has come to America to well no no she'd
be they'd be like you
need a partner for this right now the partners are Chris Tucker no no I mean I
mean like but for this
one we're we're adding a third partner and it's her and then at the end of the
second act they find out
that she's Mossad no she's already doing her own Mossad thing Chris Tucker and
Jackie Chan
are teamed up oh but that's what it is they're teamed up with with the Israelis
they say we need one of our
guys on this guess what it's a sexy girl right yeah right so that no no sorry
that's why rush hour
started it's downtown it's downtown LA right right downtown shh shh shh it's
downtown LA and Chris
Tucker is an LAPD detective he's been working this case of um these Chinese
guys fucking selling bootleg
copies uh I don't know they're doing they're doing copyright infringement or
something yeah yeah
they've got you know they're bootleggers so the low level thing and they're
downtown and their arrest
is going on and then suddenly boom big explosion right this massive terrorist
attack that kills
500 000 people in Los Angeles and as the bombs going off Chris Tucker
accidentally he's making
the arrest and he's got to respond to it he accidentally handcuffs himself to
Jackie Chan
and the the keys are to the handcuffs are lost so then they're handcuffed
together for the rest of the
movie okay yeah and he's like and Jackie Chan's like um actually i'm Chinese
spy um dude i do belt road
Chinese spy and Chris Tucker's like you mean to tell me that you know some what
the hell you know yeah
yeah and you understand the words coming out yeah what the hell you get all the
lines in
there right they were all the classic lines yeah yeah so the bomb goes off and
then Chris Tucker's
like um you know he's like if i could solve this case i'd finally be out of the
out of china to get
the fuck out of chinatown i can be promoted to yeah to black guy squad or
whatever yeah yeah and
Jackie Chan says like look i know who did this because i'm i'm a spy myself and
i can tell this was
the Mossad and we can prove it but you have to at the end of the movie let me
go back to china and i'm not
arrested if i help you and so he goes all right they make a deal this team up
together and then so
they're investigating and they find um i don't know they find like tick tock
stuff so maybe the
my pen just ran out of ink here all right so they find ticked i don't know like
makeup like girls makeup
or something okay at the site of the bombing and then Jackie Chan's like oh
this this is the calling card
of israel's number one false flag operative gal gado gal gado yeah as played by
bella hadid as played
by yeah yeah okay so we cut the bella hadid as gal gado and she's wearing the
wonder woman clothes and
molesting like four or five children at once she's an octopus so she's gotten
off she's she's torn off the
bottom of her jaw to expose her true zionist like uh image so all the tentacles
obviously you know what
it looks like the tentacles come out from where her lower jaw used to be in
there oh right you're saying
because the greta thunberg octopus thing right they said that that was a anti-semitic
trope yeah because
right what is the octopus anti-semitism thing well all like uh the final level
of zionism is you know
first you have to go to israel and then you live there and then you have to get
you have to say okay
well we do need to gas all the arabs and then once once you reach that point
you you sort of evolve
and your your lower jaw falls off and you develop tentacles oh it's like men in
black right where it's
like like a ten you become a ten you have an alien inside of you yeah yeah yeah
and so then those
tentacles are molesting all of the babies and uh and then that establishes that's
who this character is
and then yeah so they start working together and they're like hot on the case
and like chris tucker
becomes like more and more like you know he's like he's like oh this case is
gonna be good for me but
he's got this internal conflict and then jackie chan finds out you know towards
the end of the second
act that um uh yeah chris tucker went to epstein's island and he fucked a bunch
of 12 year old
girls on the island and they have they have videos of it so he's like if those
videos come out it'll
destroy my ability to move up in the police department after i solve this false
flag to make sergeant to
make sergeant yeah so jackie chan says like um well maybe we can like we can
get those videos but we're
going to have to go to china to do it and then so they go to china and now chris
tucker is the freak
in china yeah everyone's laughing at him yeah they're like can't they speak a
chineseer yeah you know yeah
and um and then chris tucker's like damn is this what it feels like to be
chinese and he's like yeah
and he's like and now i finally see everybody in chinese they're calling you
the n-word so i now i
understand yeah it's just a word there yeah that's gonna be a really well it's
racism yeah no when they
use their word that sounds like the n-word yeah he's gonna be like what the
hell yeah what the hell
they say you know and then uh jackie chan's gonna have to say oh it's just a
word here yeah right you
know and he keeps punching people for saying uh that word what what does it
mean like okay or something
i don't know anyways they stopped yeah yeah so that's movie number one post-zionism
hollywood
is rush hour five so we already got that one in the bag um wait so how do they
take down the how do
they win we'll ask chat gpt we'll figure it out yeah they'll figure it out the
ending is the least
important part of the movie yeah i agree the most important parts are the
explosions and the boobs
okay here's what i here's how i see it can i give you a an alternative brush
hour four
no let's move on why not why no why are you doing this because it was my idea
well okay but can i just pitch you an alternative rush hour four mm-hmm
are you gonna be mean about it i'm just gonna fall asleep while you're talking
are you finished yeah i'm done okay um everyone liked it by the way who's
everyone ginsburg was dying