Name: The TRUTH about Lobot and Lando Calrissian | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-11-02T13:00:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The TRUTH about Lobot and Lando Calrissian | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-02. Transcript available.

I sounded like Billy Dee Williams like a year ago. You got a Calrissian vibe.
Yeah. Yeah. Is that where the term Riz comes from? Is Lando Calrissian? When
Zoomers say that?
Yeah. Like you got a lot of Riz they're imagining. Yeah. Lando. Yeah. Smooth
like Lando. Yeah.
What was he doing? He just had a whole planet he was getting pussy on? He was
getting pussy in the clouds.
Up in the clouds. Yeah. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. George Lucas. I imagined what
would be heaven for a black man and obviously the clouds that would be the same.
But he would have a robot slave assistant that looked like a neo-Nazi and he
would be getting pussy up there.
Lando's co-pilot was that one. He was like a Chinese guy, no?
That was the co-pilot. His co-pilot. When they go to Cloud City, he's got like
a slave robot.
Like a Nazi robot? I don't remember it. No, he's a skinhead. He's like a bald
guy that's gay, I think.
Really? Yeah. Lando's slave. I don't remember his slave at all.
Yeah. He has, but that's on the planet when they go, when he's like, Lando Calrissian
slave.
Yeah, this guy. Lobot. I don't remember him at all. Yeah, that guy does look
like a Nazi.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, that's Lando's slave.
He was like a anything you want, master.
Yeah. Lobot. Star Wars.
Has there been a Lando spinoff, Young Lando? Have they had that yet?
Huh?
Have they had like a Lando, like a...
It's about Lando growing up in East New York.
Yeah. Getting pussy.
Mm-hmm.
Pimping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Selling.
And then Jabba the Hutt tries to take his corners, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. He's like,
I bought all my jars, sell pussy on this...
Jabba's prop, Joe?
Yeah.
Who is Lobot, and what does he wear on his head?
Continue without supporting us.
What website is it?
Looper.
Looper?
Yeah.
Is that a Star Wars wiki?
Looper.
Lobot was an old friend to Lando and sacrificed his free will to save him.
That is sort of the story of race in America.
Uh-huh.
That the whites sacrificed their free will to liberate the slaves?
Uh-huh.
That's what you're saying?
Yeah, kind of.
Well, yeah.
I mean, if you say like, okay, you're not allowed to have slaves,
and you don't really have free will anymore.
If I had free will, I would have slaves.
Yeah.
Not black slaves.
I'm not racist.
I would have any color.
I would enslave every type of...
Really?
That would have honestly been the solution.
If the Democratic Party in its current form existed in the 1860s...
They'd be like every...
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
We're going to keep slavery.
It's just we're going to make...
It's a racist institution because it's only black.
It's only black.
Yeah.
We're going to fucking...
Yeah.
We're going to make it.
We're going to do white slavery, Chinese slavery.
Yeah.
Anything except dual Israeli citizenship slavery.
Wow.
That's the one we're not going to do.
But it wouldn't be very good workers.
They would try that.
What is that?
If the Democratic Party existed in 1860.
Yeah, 100%.
We're going to look.
We're going to do...
We're going to integrate slavery.
Obviously not Jewish people because that would be anti-Semitic.
But every other type of person.
It reminds me of the Mike Racine joke.
I love that joke.
And what?
Oh, right.
The one about the pyramids.
Yeah.