Name: THE BRASS TACKS: A Message to Michael Rapaport | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'THE BRASS TACKS: A Message to Michael Rapaport | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-06. Transcript available.

We said a lot one phone at a time, dude
This was the kind of white guy you could be in the 90s who the real McCoy like
a white guy that only
Hooked up with Michael Rappaport's fucking Twitter. It's like what Michael Rappaport
wants to be. Yeah, he's awesome, dude
I can't get enough of him right now
What's he? What's he? His social media is amazing
Everything has been worth it just for him to reach this point now. Yeah. Yeah.
Gaza had to burn
It had to. Gaza had to go. Just to get like
Yo, yo, yo, it's the genocide wigger
That's like the best character of all time
Wigger Hitler. I mean that's that you can't beat that
Let's see what Michael Rappaport's got going on
Oh, yeah, we got it. We got to do actually until the end of the war we're gonna
do
I would love not in the rap for you sitting there me sitting here
We got Michael Rappaport right here, and we get him to say the word
Yeah, just get him to say we got to kill every Arab in the entire world
Get get if we could just get that moment on camera. Yeah
I love to have him on the show. We're rapping it. Yeah, of course. Kill him to
the left. Kill him to the right
Yeah, it's like a big daddy cane
They say pimpin ain't easy, but neither is figuring out the logistics
Gassing 2 million people 2.2 million people
Put him on the trains. I ain't playing
Where's his social media?
It's a logistical nightmare
Mm-hmm
Put him on the trains
Yeah
Here comes the gas
Here comes the gas
That's his number one. It's Michael Rappaport with his 1992 hit here comes the
gas
About gassing everyone in Gaza
We just ran this infected animal out of NYC. Oh, this is pin tweet. We still
hated Republicans
Oh, you switched from Trump. Uh-huh
Michael Rappaport, please come on the show
We're bringing you and Hassan on the same time
Michael Rappaport, we celebrate a diversity of voices on the show
We're gonna have an Israel-Palestine debate between Michael Rappaport and Hassan
And then at the end a style off judged by Mario Lopez
That would be unreal
That would be amazing
Guess what we're gonna we're definitely gonna siphon at the end of it as well
after the style down
Mm-hmm
Yeah, we're gonna be doing kind of an
academic decathlon, but except
Instead of academic subjects is going to be a challenge
which
It's just him retweeting that guy Gadsad
Gadsad quote tweeting
Who is that guy Gadsad?
I don't know some fucking Canadian dork
Michael Rappaport, I know this will get back to you
I know you watched the new york podcast because I was there when you got into
your little scuffle with Ari Shafir
Yeah, you are if you don't come on this show and debate Hassan
We're going to kill you. Yeah, no
No, that's a direct threat
Yeah, threaten them with a knife get them show Michael Rappaport
If you don't come if you think you're if you don't come on Michael Rappaport
Let me tell you this you think you were circumcised before you got no idea pal
Yeah, we're going to show you how much skin you can take off a male penis. Yep.
That's why they call him nick the moil mullin
This is a penis cutting operation over here. Oh, here comes old moil mullin if
we don't like a guy
We're not we're not we're not we're not posturing. No, there's no squaring up
We're gonna we're gonna invite you to the show casually
And then we're gonna give you a nice nice glass of warm milk
And then we get you sleepy say oh, we got a cot right here with an iv and
Everything's set up next to it to do a quick little operation you wake up and
you're like oh my kidneys are are my kidneys gone
No, no, no, we've shortened your penis an inch
Yeah, what a diabolical move. Yeah, not cut it off. It's just an inch shorter.
It's not even a circumcision really
It's just that kind of a free surgery procedure that we we've done it that we
invented a perfect job removing an exact inch from your
Fully hard penis. Is it from the base? Is it from the middle? Is it from the
top?
You won't even be able to you won't even be able to tell that's how good we are
This man is an artist this man is an artist and then you just have yeah
You just have to live with that. Yeah, you have to be like look it used to be
exactly an inch longer. Yeah. Yeah
But I was I made the mistake of crossing the adam friedland show
Yeah, and then you don't want to cross us and then my penis was
Sliced and that's the brass tag and the penis has been removed
I've been making a lot of use of this and the penis and the penis has been
Taxed you just paid the penis tax my friend
The adam friedland show penis tax
The penis has been removed
So that is a direct threat michael rapport
Michael rapport if you do not come on this show and debate hassan piker we will
kill you and make your penis an inch shorter
Yes, yes and his son our dear friend whenever you would love we will let you
know when michael rapport has agreed to the debate
And then a first class ticket to nyc and a suite at the plaza hotel
Sponsored by the adam friedland show for you mr. Hassan piker to debate
hip-hop expert
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