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You know what I've been doing to make myself happy?
I've been convincing myself reincarnation is real.
Oh, yeah.
Which I did believe in as a child.
No one told me about it.
I just assumed it existed.
Yeah, you come back as another guy or like as an animal?
I thought that I had lived another life.
Yeah.
When I was a small child.
And what was your impression of what that life was?
I just see it.
I was just, you could feel it, you know?
But it's a very comforting thought.
That's probably, of any, it's weird that only Hindus,
and I guess by extension, the Indian types of Buddhists,
rather than the Japanese self-flagellating type of Buddhists.
I think like yoga bitches also probably.
That's also Indian?
That's like a Indian, they're just borrowing,
they're like appropriating Indian crap.
But what the fuck do you think yoga is?
Yeah, but what I'm saying is like a California smoothie type of lady.
She also is like, when I come back, in my past life.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, they love talking like that.
Well, it also implies, you know, the people that you've lost, you'll see them
again.
Well, and maybe you won't see them again.
Maybe they're going to be like a bug on your windshield.
Like your mom could be a baby right now somewhere, you know?
And you guys could meet again under favorable terms.
I don't mean like in a bad way.
Yeah, but there's so many people on earth, you know, it should be like this.
Yeah, but you don't know.
You could come back.
I don't meet a lot of babies, though.
I know, but that might not be immediately.
Yeah.
In five years or something, there could be like a five-year-old that, you know,
it's like waiting in line for ice cream.
It just sees me?
And it's, well, you know, the mom is like.
My grandma?
No, the mom of the five-year-old is like, we don't have money for ice cream.
We ain't got, and then you're like, I can, for some reason, I want to pay for
this ice cream.
And then you do it, and the five-year-old's like, well, thank you.
And you don't know, but like you get a feeling.
And you're like, oh, I just, I bought, I bought my mom, who's now a black child,
ice cream.
And it makes up for all the racism, too, that you just think you're trying to
make up for.
I don't know.
Yeah, you just think, you think.
But, you know, that's a pleasant thought, right?
Think about it.
To convince you, close your eyes for a second and imagine.
I'm like a little emotional just hearing that.
It's nice, right?
It is really nice.
Yeah, it's not.
That's what I mean.
I mean that.
And who knows?
It's like, it could be a billion Indian people think it's real.
And the mom that doesn't have the money?
Oh, that's just some piece of shit.
That's just a shit mom, piece of shit.
But what if she, you know, what if I'd be like, yeah, I think you should be my
grandma
who's also dead?
That would be weird.
I don't think it comes back like that.
I think you just get, you get, you get like ships crossing, you know?
That's nice, ships crossing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think it's a...
And you just get a little feeling.
It's not even like, you know?
Yeah, it's like, oh, that's weird.
It's just a nice, warm feeling.
Yeah.
That's fleeting.
Yeah, isn't that nice?
Yeah.
And that would be the application to you.
In me, I'm thinking like I come back as some sort of warlord that kills...
Yeah.
Just because I've always, you know, it's not going to happen in this lifetime.
You're just going to be eating on me.
I was trying to remember, I was trying to remember, it got stuck in my head
when I had a fever.
That line from the master, where he, where at the end of the movie, he goes,
Freddy, I remember where we know each other.
We worked together in Paris at the Pigeon Postal Service.
And we would send unguided balloons with messages during a siege of the city by
Prussian forces
during the coldest winter on record.
And we sent 62 balloons and only two went missing.
He tells him that.
And I had that in my head.
And I'm like, what the fuck movie is that from?
I couldn't remember.
And what was coming to my head, and I was like sick in bed.
And I would like fall asleep and I'd wake up.
I'm like, what movie is that from?
And it's like, I thought the things I was thinking, I was like, is it fucking
radio?
I was like, is it Michael?
I thought maybe it was Michael.
Michael.
The Angel movie.
Yeah.
Is it Dreamcatcher?
Because I was seeing like...
Is it a walk to remember?
Well, I was seeing like a main character that's magical, but like disabled in
some way.
You know, Green Mile, something like that.
And then I woke up.
I'm like, oh, it's Patton.
It's the movie Patton.
It has to be Patton because Patton believed in past lives.
He did?
Yes.
Really?
General Patton thought he had been just in every war.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was just the sickest fighter in every war.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was Achilles.
Well, there's that scene in the movie where they go out and he was like, I was
here thousands
of years ago.
I don't remember that movie at all.
Yeah.
I just remember the flag.
The speech.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That movie's awesome.
Yeah.
George C. Scott.
Yeah.
I want to see it again.
But I thought it was...
That's worth a rewatch.
I thought it had come at...
I was like, is that at the end of the movie?
Does he say it to his assistant because Patton believed in reincarnation?
But it was the master.
It was the master.
But then, yeah, I mean, you know, you think about it, it is a very comforting
thought.
It is a really nice thought.
Mm-hmm.
So you think you still believe in that or no?
Yeah.
Why not?
Yeah.
Why not?
Decide.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
That could be a nice thing to give a person a little comfort.
Mm-hmm.
You're feeling pretty crummy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's better than heaven, to be honest with you.
Way better.
Heaven forever?
Right.
What the hell is that?
Well, it's also, too, you still have to wait.
It's like, oh, I'll see you again.
Yeah.
You know, if you have somebody that you lost, you can say, oh, I'll see you
again.
It necessarily requires that you die as well.
Right.
You know?
And it's like, okay, maybe.
Also, if I go to heaven, I'm not a good guy.
Yeah.
Or, like, you could have a wife and she dies before you, but you don't know
that she had
a boyfriend that really meant a lot to her, and then he tragically died.
And he's there.
And then he's already up there, and then he's fucking her.
Mm-hmm.
And you're, like, so excited to see her.
Mm-hmm.
And she's like, oh, I didn't tell you about this guy from college who had a
motorcycle
accident.
Mm-hmm.
He would pick me up on this motorcycle, and he was actually on the way to pick
me up
one day, you know, he was kind of a rebel without a cause.
Mm-hmm.
You get up there, you've been living.
You hadn't gotten any pussy since your wife died 40 years, because that was the
love of
your life.
Mm-hmm.
And you couldn't imagine being with anyone else.
And then you get up there, and fucking James Dean is banging her.
Mm-hmm.
That's no heaven I want to go to.
No, yeah, it's better to just be somebody you...
That's no heaven I want to go to.
You, you, you feel inspired to, to engage in some kind of charity towards, and
you don't
know why.
Yeah.
And it's because...
Yeah, just for a second.
It was your, it was your landlord that you used to talk, you used to talk about
movies
with, who shot himself in the head.
Yeah.
But he was a good guy.
Yeah, you're like, oh, that's fucking, that's Larry.
Yeah.
And you didn't have to pay rent the next month.
Oh, yeah, no.
You got away with rent for, like, two and a half months.
Well, you're the one that found him.
Because you found him.
Yeah.
And his kids were like, yeah, we're kind of looking at the records.
Yeah, we haven't seen him in 30 years.
He's just owned this shitty apartment.
I was like, well, I guess I was more of a son to him than you could have ever
been.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I saw his, I saw his brains on a wall.
Mm-hmm.
Where the hell were you?
Right.
And they were like, he was a bad father.
He actually, he abused us.
Yeah.
I was like, that doesn't mean that I'm not a better son.
You know, he'd ever abused me.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, reincarnation is nice.
And we both liked the movie Gladiator.
Mm-hmm.
We watched it together one time.
Yeah, what other, what other things can I convince myself of?
Because we just, you spend all day lying to yourself anyways.
Yeah, sure.
You know?
Yeah.
Well, that's the only way you get through your day is by lying here.
Right.
Why not do it with something harmless that's nice like that?
Yeah, that's, that seems really sweet.
Yeah.
Like, uh, and, like it couldn't make you, uh, a gen, well, I guess in the
instance of Patton,
I guess maybe it could make you a genocidal maniac, right?
I'm saying, like, the thought of, like, reincarnation, that could be really
sweet, but then if you're
like, I'm the, I'm the best soldier in every war.
Well, even in terms of, because doesn't, like, uh, Zizek says that Buddhism is
a, uh, sociopathic
religion.
Why?
Well, because you don't, because there's no possession, you don't have to take
any responsibility
for anything in the material world.
Right, right, right, right, yeah.
Is that right?
I kind of just guessed that.
Yeah, essentially.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Well, not, yeah, not possession, it's, it leads people to inaction.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, it's like, why not?
They're like, nothing matters.
I guess it did happen with the Japanese, you know, you did have people that
were Zen practitioners,
and then there was also that video of, like, a supposed Zen master in Israel
that's giving
instruction to the IDF on how to kill people and enjoy it.
Why?
I don't know, because, I mean.
Is he, like, a guy from Tibet doing that?
Or a Jewish guy that's, like, really good at Zen?
Well, I mean, I really don't.
That is such a bullshit path for Jews.
They love doing that.
A lot of the, yes.
A lot of middle-aged Jews will be like, yeah.
They're like, oh, I'm, actually, I'm very spiritual.
I'm getting into the East recently.
Yeah.
Actually, yes.
But I don't know if Zen's really heavy on the reincarnation stuff, or even, it's
more
of that, like, yeah, Tibetan, Indian style.
I don't know what the terms for it are, but.
I don't freaking know.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
You know way more than that.
You could say if, like, you know.
Why I like to think about it, because then you don't really have to worry about
time.
It's like, oh, there's all these things I want to do.
Half of them are just, oh, it would be nice if I had, like, enough money to do
this.
You know?
Yeah.
Provide this.
Yeah.
And, you know, it's like, okay, well, maybe if I keep working this way, I'll be
able to
do that when I'm 55 years old, and I'm probably 20 years away from death.
But then if you're like, oh, I will have multiple, you can just come back, and
then start at zero.
Yeah, start at zero.
Start at zero.
Yeah.
You know?
And then spend another 55 years.
It's called reincarnation capitalism.
Yeah.
But, no, I mean, that's a good, that's a perfect example.
Well, it is capitalism.
Because it breeds, you know, like being, you know, like nihilistic or whatever,
if you
are of the thinking that, you know.
You're going to come back.
Well, that capitalism is evil, right?
Let's say that's like an evil or immoral way to structure society.
And if you did believe in reincarnation, then it would be like, well, there's
no such thing
as wealth inequality, because, you know, you could just come back as somebody
whose parents
are rich.
You could just come back as, it's like this equalizer.
Right.
You know, like a caste system, right?
Like, isn't the whole, I don't really know anything about it, but isn't the
whole idea is
like if you were, what are the low, the unstinkables, what's the lowest one?
The unsmellables?
The Ferengi?
The Ferengi, well, that's the one above it.
Who is it?
Oh, the...
The Jedi are at the top.
The Jedi.
Right.
Well, the Jedi are like the priests.
And then it's the baristas.
The baringi, the baristas, the baristas.
The baristas, and then the Ferengi.
And then the poo people.
The poo-poo.
The poo-poo boys.
The poo-poo guys.
The slum-dog poo-poo boys.
Yeah, the port-a-potty guys.
Kind of the port-a-potty style.
The port-a-potty Hindus.
Port-a-potty house.
And then below that is the unstinkables.
Yeah, unstinkables.
And then below that is like a cow, I guess.
Yeah, a cow.
And that's the most sacred animal.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the bottom animal is the stink bug.
The stink bug.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Nothing, dude.
Why did you make a silly face to the camera?
No, I just saw the light and it distracted me.
But, you know, you have a system like that where there's like, I guess, you
know, it's like, oh, if you do a good job in this life, then you can be reborn
into this other class.
Yeah.
Which the classes are, I'm assuming, determined by, like, you know, like your
material circumstances.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
So it's like, okay, we have this fixed social strata, but the sense of justice
is built into the idea of reincarnation.
So in that way, it could be harmful.
Yeah, it's harmful because, yeah.
But it's only harmful if it's not real, which it could be.
Yeah, if it's a lie that you're telling your workers who are losing their arms
because of your unsafe practices at your factory.
At your do-do-do-do-do-do-do factory.
Yeah.
If you're not paying anybody and you're like, look, I'm fucking, I'm going to
be dead in 20 years and I'm coming back as a doo-doo guy.
I know that.
I'm going to be a doo-doo bug.
I'm going to know I'm going to be a doo-doo bug.
I'm coming back as a stink bug, brother.
And you're going to be, I'm going to be this little fucking just shit-eating
bug.
And you are going to be a Ferengi.
Yeah.
And I'm cheating on my wife right now because she's going to come back as a
woman that doesn't get cheated on.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's going to be all right next time around.
And the girl I'm cheating on her with, disgusting.
Nasty.
But she's going to be hot next time.
She's going to be hot next time.
And guess who's trying to live in her pussy when they're a bug?
Yeah.
And I'm just trying to meet her when she's a baby and I'm a bug.
I'm a bug.
And I go, is that a pussy?
Yeah.
One day when I'm a bug and she's a baby, then we can truly be together.
Yes.
Yes.

Is Reincarnation Real? | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show

You know what I've been doing to make myself happy?
I've been convincing myself reincarnation is real.
Oh, yeah.
Which I did believe in as a child.
No one told me about it.
I just assumed it existed.
Yeah, you come back as another guy or like as an animal?
I thought that I had lived another life.
Yeah.
When I was a small child.
And what was your impression of what that life was?
I just see it.
I was just, you could feel it, you know?
But it's a very comforting thought.
That's probably, of any, it's weird that only Hindus,
and I guess by extension, the Indian types of Buddhists,
rather than the Japanese self-flagellating type of Buddhists.
I think like yoga bitches also probably.
That's also Indian?
That's like a Indian, they're just borrowing,
they're like appropriating Indian crap.
But what the fuck do you think yoga is?
Yeah, but what I'm saying is like a California smoothie type of lady.
She also is like, when I come back, in my past life.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, they love talking like that.
Well, it also implies, you know, the people that you've lost, you'll see them
again.
Well, and maybe you won't see them again.
Maybe they're going to be like a bug on your windshield.
Like your mom could be a baby right now somewhere, you know?
And you guys could meet again under favorable terms.
I don't mean like in a bad way.
Yeah, but there's so many people on earth, you know, it should be like this.
Yeah, but you don't know.
You could come back.
I don't meet a lot of babies, though.
I know, but that might not be immediately.
Yeah.
In five years or something, there could be like a five-year-old that, you know,
it's like waiting in line for ice cream.
It just sees me?
And it's, well, you know, the mom is like.
My grandma?
No, the mom of the five-year-old is like, we don't have money for ice cream.
We ain't got, and then you're like, I can, for some reason, I want to pay for
this ice cream.
And then you do it, and the five-year-old's like, well, thank you.
And you don't know, but like you get a feeling.
And you're like, oh, I just, I bought, I bought my mom, who's now a black child,
ice cream.
And it makes up for all the racism, too, that you just think you're trying to
make up for.
I don't know.
Yeah, you just think, you think.
But, you know, that's a pleasant thought, right?
Think about it.
To convince you, close your eyes for a second and imagine.
I'm like a little emotional just hearing that.
It's nice, right?
It is really nice.
Yeah, it's not.
That's what I mean.
I mean that.
And who knows?
It's like, it could be a billion Indian people think it's real.
And the mom that doesn't have the money?
Oh, that's just some piece of shit.
That's just a shit mom, piece of shit.
But what if she, you know, what if I'd be like, yeah, I think you should be my
grandma
who's also dead?
That would be weird.
I don't think it comes back like that.
I think you just get, you get, you get like ships crossing, you know?
That's nice, ships crossing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think it's a...
And you just get a little feeling.
It's not even like, you know?
Yeah, it's like, oh, that's weird.
It's just a nice, warm feeling.
Yeah.
That's fleeting.
Yeah, isn't that nice?
Yeah.
And that would be the application to you.
In me, I'm thinking like I come back as some sort of warlord that kills...
Yeah.
Just because I've always, you know, it's not going to happen in this lifetime.
You're just going to be eating on me.
I was trying to remember, I was trying to remember, it got stuck in my head
when I had a fever.
That line from the master, where he, where at the end of the movie, he goes,
Freddy, I remember where we know each other.
We worked together in Paris at the Pigeon Postal Service.
And we would send unguided balloons with messages during a siege of the city by
Prussian forces
during the coldest winter on record.
And we sent 62 balloons and only two went missing.
He tells him that.
And I had that in my head.
And I'm like, what the fuck movie is that from?
I couldn't remember.
And what was coming to my head, and I was like sick in bed.
And I would like fall asleep and I'd wake up.
I'm like, what movie is that from?
And it's like, I thought the things I was thinking, I was like, is it fucking
radio?
I was like, is it Michael?
I thought maybe it was Michael.
Michael.
The Angel movie.
Yeah.
Is it Dreamcatcher?
Because I was seeing like...
Is it a walk to remember?
Well, I was seeing like a main character that's magical, but like disabled in
some way.
You know, Green Mile, something like that.
And then I woke up.
I'm like, oh, it's Patton.
It's the movie Patton.
It has to be Patton because Patton believed in past lives.
He did?
Yes.
Really?
General Patton thought he had been just in every war.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was just the sickest fighter in every war.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was Achilles.
Well, there's that scene in the movie where they go out and he was like, I was
here thousands
of years ago.
I don't remember that movie at all.
Yeah.
I just remember the flag.
The speech.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That movie's awesome.
Yeah.
George C. Scott.
Yeah.
I want to see it again.
But I thought it was...
That's worth a rewatch.
I thought it had come at...
I was like, is that at the end of the movie?
Does he say it to his assistant because Patton believed in reincarnation?
But it was the master.
It was the master.
But then, yeah, I mean, you know, you think about it, it is a very comforting
thought.
It is a really nice thought.
Mm-hmm.
So you think you still believe in that or no?
Yeah.
Why not?
Yeah.
Why not?
Decide.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
That could be a nice thing to give a person a little comfort.
Mm-hmm.
You're feeling pretty crummy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's better than heaven, to be honest with you.
Way better.
Heaven forever?
Right.
What the hell is that?
Well, it's also, too, you still have to wait.
It's like, oh, I'll see you again.
Yeah.
You know, if you have somebody that you lost, you can say, oh, I'll see you
again.
It necessarily requires that you die as well.
Right.
You know?
And it's like, okay, maybe.
Also, if I go to heaven, I'm not a good guy.
Yeah.
Or, like, you could have a wife and she dies before you, but you don't know
that she had
a boyfriend that really meant a lot to her, and then he tragically died.
And he's there.
And then he's already up there, and then he's fucking her.
Mm-hmm.
And you're, like, so excited to see her.
Mm-hmm.
And she's like, oh, I didn't tell you about this guy from college who had a
motorcycle
accident.
Mm-hmm.
He would pick me up on this motorcycle, and he was actually on the way to pick
me up
one day, you know, he was kind of a rebel without a cause.
Mm-hmm.
You get up there, you've been living.
You hadn't gotten any pussy since your wife died 40 years, because that was the
love of
your life.
Mm-hmm.
And you couldn't imagine being with anyone else.
And then you get up there, and fucking James Dean is banging her.
Mm-hmm.
That's no heaven I want to go to.
No, yeah, it's better to just be somebody you...
That's no heaven I want to go to.
You, you, you feel inspired to, to engage in some kind of charity towards, and
you don't
know why.
Yeah.
And it's because...
Yeah, just for a second.
It was your, it was your landlord that you used to talk, you used to talk about
movies
with, who shot himself in the head.
Yeah.
But he was a good guy.
Yeah, you're like, oh, that's fucking, that's Larry.
Yeah.
And you didn't have to pay rent the next month.
Oh, yeah, no.
You got away with rent for, like, two and a half months.
Well, you're the one that found him.
Because you found him.
Yeah.
And his kids were like, yeah, we're kind of looking at the records.
Yeah, we haven't seen him in 30 years.
He's just owned this shitty apartment.
I was like, well, I guess I was more of a son to him than you could have ever
been.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I saw his, I saw his brains on a wall.
Mm-hmm.
Where the hell were you?
Right.
And they were like, he was a bad father.
He actually, he abused us.
Yeah.
I was like, that doesn't mean that I'm not a better son.
You know, he'd ever abused me.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, reincarnation is nice.
And we both liked the movie Gladiator.
Mm-hmm.
We watched it together one time.
Yeah, what other, what other things can I convince myself of?
Because we just, you spend all day lying to yourself anyways.
Yeah, sure.
You know?
Yeah.
Well, that's the only way you get through your day is by lying here.
Right.
Why not do it with something harmless that's nice like that?
Yeah, that's, that seems really sweet.
Yeah.
Like, uh, and, like it couldn't make you, uh, a gen, well, I guess in the
instance of Patton,
I guess maybe it could make you a genocidal maniac, right?
I'm saying, like, the thought of, like, reincarnation, that could be really
sweet, but then if you're
like, I'm the, I'm the best soldier in every war.
Well, even in terms of, because doesn't, like, uh, Zizek says that Buddhism is
a, uh, sociopathic
religion.
Why?
Well, because you don't, because there's no possession, you don't have to take
any responsibility
for anything in the material world.
Right, right, right, right, yeah.
Is that right?
I kind of just guessed that.
Yeah, essentially.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Well, not, yeah, not possession, it's, it leads people to inaction.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, it's like, why not?
They're like, nothing matters.
I guess it did happen with the Japanese, you know, you did have people that
were Zen practitioners,
and then there was also that video of, like, a supposed Zen master in Israel
that's giving
instruction to the IDF on how to kill people and enjoy it.
Why?
I don't know, because, I mean.
Is he, like, a guy from Tibet doing that?
Or a Jewish guy that's, like, really good at Zen?
Well, I mean, I really don't.
That is such a bullshit path for Jews.
They love doing that.
A lot of the, yes.
A lot of middle-aged Jews will be like, yeah.
They're like, oh, I'm, actually, I'm very spiritual.
I'm getting into the East recently.
Yeah.
Actually, yes.
But I don't know if Zen's really heavy on the reincarnation stuff, or even, it's
more
of that, like, yeah, Tibetan, Indian style.
I don't know what the terms for it are, but.
I don't freaking know.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
You know way more than that.
You could say if, like, you know.
Why I like to think about it, because then you don't really have to worry about
time.
It's like, oh, there's all these things I want to do.
Half of them are just, oh, it would be nice if I had, like, enough money to do
this.
You know?
Yeah.
Provide this.
Yeah.
And, you know, it's like, okay, well, maybe if I keep working this way, I'll be
able to
do that when I'm 55 years old, and I'm probably 20 years away from death.
But then if you're like, oh, I will have multiple, you can just come back, and
then start at zero.
Yeah, start at zero.
Start at zero.
Yeah.
You know?
And then spend another 55 years.
It's called reincarnation capitalism.
Yeah.
But, no, I mean, that's a good, that's a perfect example.
Well, it is capitalism.
Because it breeds, you know, like being, you know, like nihilistic or whatever,
if you
are of the thinking that, you know.
You're going to come back.
Well, that capitalism is evil, right?
Let's say that's like an evil or immoral way to structure society.
And if you did believe in reincarnation, then it would be like, well, there's
no such thing
as wealth inequality, because, you know, you could just come back as somebody
whose parents
are rich.
You could just come back as, it's like this equalizer.
Right.
You know, like a caste system, right?
Like, isn't the whole, I don't really know anything about it, but isn't the
whole idea is
like if you were, what are the low, the unstinkables, what's the lowest one?
The unsmellables?
The Ferengi?
The Ferengi, well, that's the one above it.
Who is it?
Oh, the...
The Jedi are at the top.
The Jedi.
Right.
Well, the Jedi are like the priests.
And then it's the baristas.
The baringi, the baristas, the baristas.
The baristas, and th