Name: Is it Finally Time to Grow Up? | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2023-12-17T13:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is it Finally Time to Grow Up? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is it Finally Time to Grow Up? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-17. Transcript available.

it's crazy we're middle-aged now i think like and that's like and then like it's
like what do
we do we just keep fucking being this kind of piece of shit children children
yeah just man
child childish bullshit forever kids and then people are like oh why don't you
settle down
and have a family i'm like oh yeah i'll get right on that what do you mean yeah
i need to find
someone that would agree to do it yeah what you're gonna rape what do you mean
family yeah right
and that doesn't even mean they're gonna like you or you're gonna do a good job
at it because
you're so fucking immature yeah you could probably do a good job at it i think
all that requires is
money yeah but sometimes that is such a leg up it's all the matter i mean 90 99
of being a good father
is having money it's like that that will take care of 99 of it yeah and then
the one percent is
learning how to pretend like you're listening you don't even need that you know
people love their
dad and they're like dad look what i did at school and they're like oh wow yeah
that's it all right
that's all you got to do yeah uh yeah i'm on pills yeah i'm on opioids no yeah
i guess it really does
require money but i still don't think that um i mean i've i've become more
financially stable in my
life than i was younger but i don't think it's really translated into respect
respect from who
pretty much everyone i know yeah it doesn't train people respect you less yeah
because they're like
oh look at this rich pussy it's even more pathetic yeah yeah but whatever it's
not like i had respect
in the first place no no but i desired it it's not like i didn't lose anything
you know it's like now
that people already didn't like me and now they don't like me for a different
reason
they don't like you more no yeah they don't like me more yeah i guess that's
worse but it's kind of
the same yeah i guess it's yeah oh man yeah i guess we're not just not going to
grow up because um
no you have no choice that's the thing it's not like people are like oh well
millennials and
i well it's yet to be seen with gen z but like oh millennials are trapped in
permanent adolescence
and i'm like well that's a that's like a like a physical impossibility no but i
think it is kind
of like uh i understand i understand what they mean so don't argue it is kind
of the a lot of the
don't art don't argue don't pretend like i'm arguing with the sentiment because
i'm not so don't just
reiterate something that i already understand
my point is is that that you're only 13 to 19 once so therefore you're
physically going to age and die
so like there's it's it's to pitch to frame permanent adolescence is like
simply immaturity rather than
like you know well you're paying like the victim there isn't a society that has
to tolerate man
children it's the person that's like cruising towards their deathbed you know
like it's gonna
be so sad when people we know are on their deathbed our friends of ours have we've
had that we're gonna we
have had friends die of cancer already our friends are dying a friend of ours
died this perfect 90s playlist for
them the perfect uh uh show them their favorite office bloopers compilation i'm
just trying to think of
like what uh what uh what is kind of uh an indicative of millennial uh arrested
development
um kind of the i don't fucking know yeah i mean i think it's more than that but
they're obviously
there are cultural things like you know indicate that as well like the yeah let's
listen to spice girls
you know like we did when we were 11
i'm letting you have the final word i what you could have bailed me out i don't
i really do i couldn't
maybe we'll start growing up like after maybe on monday what like maybe monday
morning
we hold each other accountable mutual accountability i don't know i've gotten
back into playing gold
and i so i don't know if that's gonna happen that is what i mean yeah okay
bringing an n64 to your
friend's deathbed yeah right so we literally we have we literally have we have
a nintendo 64 here
so that that's kind of what i mean that's what that's what i was looking for
instead of office
and for years people have been like you should you should have a kid
yeah say that to me and you're like i got every game on n64 because i have this
little card from
ukraine yeah yeah i'm sure it'd be easy i'm sure it'd be fine
it's probably not that hard yeah yeah if you can like give it clothes and food
and stuff
no but then you like if your wife you can't make your wife do everything i don't
hear the only reason
i don't think i can is because i have a cat and i still see the cat as like a
roommate basically
i take care of it i'm the one that feeds it and cleans the litter box but i
still see the cat as like
we're on equal footing well i'm not sure that icy wouldn't just rip a baby to
shreds yeah i'm not
100 certain mm-hmm also you're infertile too that's not true yeah that's not
true it is i've caught
mad body no it's we've got you tested and it's i'm a heavy shooter no you have
you just have menstrual
or it's estrogen no i bucket they said your estrogen level is too high no it
doesn't have
to it doesn't mean you don't shoot and they said you have a problem where you
keep getting yourself
pregnant it means it just means that you're sleepy and you have uh no they said
you're like sensitive
nipples you're like a plant basically you just keep self-pollinating your your
sperm keeps going
leaking through the membranes into your ass and i'm getting pregnant yeah yeah
yeah really that's what
the doctor said to me i'm too weak to carry it i brought you the doc i brought
you a doctor while
you were asleep anyways that's the adam friedland show thank you