Name: Adam & Hasan React to Dave Portnoy Interview on TAFS | Hasanabi Reacts
Uploaded: 2024-01-09T12:30:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam & Hasan React to Dave Portnoy Interview on TAFS | Hasanabi Reacts' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam & Hasan React to Dave Portnoy Interview on TAFS | Hasanabi Reacts' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-09. Transcript available.

who's this guy i'm new to the community what's the best video to show you to
this community in your
mind i don't know uh all right let's find i got one hold on um the breakfast
sandwich what no i'm
gonna no i'm showing dave portnoy oh yeah yeah dave portnoy on tap um are we
gonna do director's
commentary wow that does have you ever had gay thoughts yeah that's a good one
that was a good
question i like this is i love the aesthetic by the way it's pretty good we uh
it's like a fact
like a recreation of the dick cavett show set i don't even know i don't know
what that is dick
cavett he was this talk show host in the 70s he had a lot he wasn't very funny
but he had a lot of these
like amazing interviews with like like alfred hitchcock and john lennon and
like you know it was
like it was kind of like uh we kind of wanted to have like uh it that aesthetic
but like in the voice
in the voice of how stupid nick and i are so that was kind of like yeah so it's
like a 70s talk show
set kind of it's pretty good yeah have you heard gay thoughts have i heard gay
thoughts we all have
no i i don't think really we all have for like a second no i don't for one
second you have a gay
thought i'm the straightest guy ever yeah i've never had a gay thought i do not
recall you're saying
you've never had one gay i was with matthew mcconaughey today i didn't have a
gay thought
all right well played the way you guys talk about brady i love brady it's a
little gay no
no it isn't oh you guys are like tom he's the most handsome oh my god well you
can say guys good
look i said his kid had a huge cock not him did you know about this i found out
i found out about this
from this from this okay so the article is so funny i i should have had pull
quotes like on the cards and
i'm so pissed i didn't have them but the way he talks about that infant's penis
it's like that's
what goats do like they make big dick babies like they're just it's insane it
is yeah he's like yeah
it's the most blown out of proportion thing of all time and i think you know
what it is like you can't
even compliment a child's penis anymore the thing is like yeah like he has no
shame saying that
but he's like worried about coming across as a little gay the thing that's
amazing about him
is that he is clearly someone where i don't know i asked him this and he didn't
he didn't agree with
this but i feel like he's someone his entire life where like dweebs and know-it-alls
have been like
actually actually you're wrong actually you suck and i think he has there's
something about his
psychology that's just like where he's just uh like uh basically like unfazed
by or like
you to all of it where he now has 700 million dollars you know what i mean well
but like uh
that's the way he can shield himself whether it's insecurity or not insecurity
or whatever it is i think
that spite is obviously a large part of it he has a long shit list obviously
but um but yeah the way
that it's clear that like nerds and know-it-alls have been like you don't know
what you're doing
probably his entire life and he's like no fuck you yeah and it resulted in but
like most of that is
just like eating pizza right isn't that his like most famous thing no no i mean
well he's created a
platform well here's the thing right like most people just like beer and boobs
and uh football right
like we can like scoff at it but that's what most people yeah no i agree that's
what most people like
so i made a thing at first what i mean it's like okay he made a hamburger and
the hamburger tastes good
to most people yeah no he's the taylor swift of guys he's a massive fan too he's
like oh he loves
yeah he had a jacket that he sent to every concert or something he's like i'm a
fucking swifty i don't
know what to tell you bro i'm a fucking swifty i love taylor swift he's just
like i'm mad at me
wait read read what he said just swinging low like a boss that's what mvp qbs
do they impregnate
chicks and give birth to big dicked kids that's so that's so sick the mom's ass
ain't bad either the
confidence of the person that writes that sentence i'm jealous of right i'm not
saying that i'm not
saying that i listen it is important and crazy to put that on the internet but
the amount of
self-confidence that it requires to just hit send or publish on something like
that is like you know
what i can't you know what it is wow i wish i was that free i i you know what
it is i think like
he has um i like to call it like a like a level of grime protection where he's
so gross that like
you expect him to be gross right so there's not really anything he can do that'll
get him get his
fan base to be like no that that's too that's too far you know what i mean i'm
done with you
fuck that so like he can basically say whatever the fuck he wants and i think
and i don't even think
he's aware of that or maybe he is i don't know i think that no what he's what
he does is
he's really good at when i and i said in the interview to him but he's good at
creating like
a narrative right like i just picked my nose a little bit and 30 25 000 people
saw that i just went
like and they saw that uh-huh insane dude well uh 90 000 on this well yeah but
they can't hear it
they can't hear it yeah my my girlfriend was working from home i got a noise
gate i literally
i didn't realize how i think i farted a hundred times a day i think i thought
what she was like how
many times i think i think it's 100 bro stop are you lactose intolerant
everything but wait that's why i think
the thing he knows like when he's got like a hot one like uh he like protested
at the nfl offices like
deflate gate or something oh yeah and he knew that the like that the
commissioner was taking it too
seriously and it was gonna bite it was gonna end up biting the nfl in the ass
so he just pushed it
harder and harder because he's he's like a uh like a carnival barker kind of
thing yeah there's a skill to
what he does it's like i mean like i'm not like i i that's how i understand
like no no for sure success
you know no he's definitely he's definitely hundred farts is crazy how about
you how about you shut up
before you walk a mile in my shoes um yeah that definitely like he has
something he is the
exact opposite of me in every sense of the word the white pants the chain i
mean like just the the
swinging low like a bus i just mean like he's off like he could do whatever the
he wants sometimes i
get like a little a little jealous of dudes who could just like say whatever
the they want
and even if it gets misconstrued it doesn't matter because like to his target
demo absolutely zero
fucking people care they're like no you're a god and also and the inverse of it
is also like when
he'll say something that's like marginally good yeah like he'll just be like
yeah i like bernie
sanders like yeah like yeah like when when he said that on your on your
interview like i know for a
fact that all the people that normally would hate him hear that and go oh see
he's actually kind of a
good guy like you want him to be a good guy in your mind what was like bernie
doing rogan right it was
like it ended up being like he's just talking to a bigger audience right yeah
you know yeah whatever
i mean but wait what do i what does he say after that it's the most blown out
how many people you got
back there we have two camera ops three camera ops god damn that's no we have
people like we have like
and then we have someone running in uh running the sound and uh in the like
edit bay like adam
ginsburg our editor shout out to him uh-huh