Name: The Brass Tacks: NYC Synagogue Tunnel | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Brass Tacks: NYC Synagogue Tunnel | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-11. Transcript available.

- Speaking of Jewish guys.
- Guys, we are in the midst of one of the reasons
why we're recording now.
- This tunnel thing is insane.
- Yes, yes.
- And what I love about the tunnel thing
is even like the far right Nazi accounts on Twitter
are like, "I got nothing."
I don't know, I mean, I can't even.
- The tunnel, the video of the guy coming through,
the great, amazing.
The video of the cop being hassled and being like,
"I just want to kill myself dealing with these people."
Some of the most annoying people on earth.
Amazing, some amazing visuals
that could really bring us together.
I did see that there was--
- Here's what I don't understand.
Is it because I'm 35 years old
or is it because of the state of the world
that if they're like, they went in there like,
"Okay, here's the video.
Here's where they were raping the children
and they would kill them in this room.
This is the dark room where they'd process the film.
- Uh-huh, yeah.
- And then here's the room where they would make
the next round of children drink the photo,
chemical equipment, before raping them and then not--
- Only to get rid of the evidence.
- To get rid of the evidence.
- Yeah, yeah.
- They would make another set of children eat the pictures.
And they would rape the pictures into the new set of kids.
- Were that the video.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And I would, if you showed me that, I'd be like, "Wow."
You know, and then I don't know.
- Yeah, yeah, I think--
- And then five seconds later, I'd be on my phone Googling,
"So what's the deal with the new Switch?"
- Is there a new one?
That's what I heard.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, I barely remember these tunnels.
- Yeah.
- No, I think it's just there's been so much, like, you know,
there's a billionaire pedophile island with a blue and white temple
with a golden dome.
I mean, I think it's just, like, at this point, maybe we've seen too much.
At this point, maybe we just can't process anything anymore like this.
Yeah.
Well, so that, what's the, let's get down to the brass tacks of this tunnel.
What are we saying on the Hasid tunnel?
- What are we saying on here?
- Yeah, this is the brass tacks section.
We're going to make a conclusive statement about the Hasid tunnel.
What was going on down there, what that mattress was with the poo-poo stain on
it.
Some people are saying blood.
- I don't know.
There's not enough information, but it's like-
- That's the brass tacks.
- Well, I, you, I, you kind of just put it on me to have an answer.
There's nothing.
- Well, I was saying, I got, yeah.
- It's, it's a, it's a, okay, surface level, above ground,
- Cutting off the top of the baby's penis and sucking the blood out.
- Yes, we do know this.
This is in the dossier.
- Yeah, right.
That's, that's above ground.
- That's above ground.
- What could possibly be happening in the tunnel?
What could, what could possibly be happening in the tunnel?
- I don't know.
- That they're like, they're like, hey, come on.
This isn't the baby penis sucking.
We got to keep this, this isn't sucking blood out of a baby's penis.
We have to hide this.
- That's true.
- What could it be?
- What is it?
- What could it possibly be?
- What is it?
- It's got to be a color that no one else has seen.
- Yeah, or PS6.
- Or that they've discovered, they discovered, they discovered a new hole in a
boy that no,
somehow the doctors missed it.
- There's a different hole that boys have that somehow they have information.
We've discovered a new hole that you can fuck.
- Actually, there's a new hole.
- It's behind the ear.
- If the goyim get a hold of this.
- You at nighttime, when you fold over the little boy's ear.
- There's a hole.
- There's a hole you can sneak your penis in.
Yeah, it's, that has to be it.
- There could be a new hole.
- A new hole.
- A new, or they're putting the kid, the entire...
- Episode four, a new hole.
- Or they're putting the entire child in their ass and like giving birth, they're
rebirthing
the children.
- It could be a funny bit.
That is funny.
Yeah.
That is funny.
I mean, Jews are very funny.
Look at this.
Gershon.
Look what's coming out of my ass.
It's my child.
- Yeah.
- I feel like I need to take a big one.
Dude, that is, I can't, we got to stay on this story.
I did see that there was this one account that was called like the Hasids of
TikTok that
was posting everything.
That took down all the videos.
It was, I think it was the account that was the first to leak, or to post that
video of
the guy coming out of the band.
It was great.
And they said they were deleting all the videos because of the anti-Semitism
that it was prompting.
- There's no explanation that really, I tried, because Brace sent it to me last
night or this
morning.
- Brace was banned and then unbanned from Twitter in the last day, I believe.
- Anyways, he sent it to me and yeah, it's like, okay, well what, like, you
know, it's
first there's pandemonium in the synagogue and there's like guys trying to stop
them from
sealing the tunnel and it's like, are they trying to do that because they don't
want evidence
destroyed or they want, they're like, don't take our tunnels away from us.
And then it's like, okay, well, why do they have a tunnel?
Where does the tunnel go?
What is the functionality of the tunnel?
None of that is answered.
- Yeah.
- And then I guess there was a couple of outlets that just speculated it was so
they could go
to the synagogue during COVID.
- Yeah.
They were the only group that was following COVID protocols were the Lubavitch.
- But then it also says that they were built recently, like in the last six
months.
- Uh huh.
- Do you think that we could use, that we could do JIDM blasts in Crown Heights?
- Dude, what?
- Are we justified in bombing?
You know, if that, if you want to use the Gaza rule of thumb, like the NYPD
technically should
be, I mean...
- Oh, the hospital bombs.
- Yeah.
- I mean, what's so different about a hospital and a synagogue?
I mean, there's a place of healing, you know?
If they're building tunnels under our cities, I don't feel safe.
- Yeah.
- It's crazy that there are Jewish tunnels that they found during the war about
the tunnels.
I mean, the justification for 30,000 dead people is the tunnels, right?
Isn't that what they're saying?
They're saying we have to keep killing people because of these tunnels.
- Well, I mean, that's all superficial.
They want to...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm saying the justification.
I'm not saying the...
- I don't think there's not a justification.
And they're not making any justification.
They're saying we're killing Hamas.
That's it.
They're not saying, "Oh, well, it's because there's tunnels.
So we have to bomb them in a certain way to get the tunnels."
It's just...
I mean, from the outset, they said, "We're going to turn Gaza into islands of
rubble."
- Yes.
- And then you have more extreme politicians saying, "We're going to do
genocide."
- "We're going to reduce the population to 200,000 people."
- "We're going to kill all of them or vacate the air.
We're going to make them move to other countries or we'll kill all of them."
- Some of them want to rebuild the settlements.
- They're all...
Yeah.
So those are the...
And then...
So there is no...
Nobody's saying, "Oh, we need these bombs to get into the tunnels."
They're just killing everyone.
And then...
I don't know.
I haven't seen any justification or explanation for it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I heard that during the IDF press briefings, they often use the tunnels
as an excuse for why they need to use more aggressive bombing tactics.
Because the tunnels are...
I don't fucking know.
But I can tell you something.
I don't think...
Let's say...
Let's say the tunnels were as bad as like, you know, that they're...
Somehow those tunnels go all the way to the mayor's office.
Mm-hmm.
And they're just lined with like, Jolly Ranchers and diapers and just fucking,
you know...
Kids don't like diapers.
You know, I know.
But evidence.
Evidence.
Evidence.
Evidence.
Of the child dropping...
Jolly Rancher rappers.
All the child accoutrements.
And they're like...
The ethnic community is kidnapping children.
And it goes right to like the refugee camps.
Uh-huh.
So the tunnel opens up in the refugee camps.
They're kidnapping the most oppressed children.
You know, it goes right to Floyd Bennett Field.
They're kidnapping the South American children and bringing them into these...
And it goes into the Goldman Sachs building.
Yeah.
Up to the top floor.
And there's like a dildo playground.
You know, like let's say it is that bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What do you do?
Me?
Yeah.
What do you do?
Adam Friedland?
Yeah.
You know.
I got an abuse...
I got an abuse fireman too.
Yeah.
I guess.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I guess I have to condemn it.
Yeah.
You have to condemn it.
What does that even mean?
You got to condemn.
Yeah.
You got to condemn the tunnels.