Name: Jeffrey Epstein & Stephen Hawking | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jeffrey Epstein & Stephen Hawking | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-12. Transcript available.

you saw that dershowitz thing right what was that where um like i guess like he's
i don't know who's
interviewing him but he's like he's like here's a question i have is why i want
to see a list of
the radical feminists who would like to see a release of the epstein client
list how many of
them have condemned the hamas attacks it makes no sense it doesn't make any
sense how does he
how does he teach at harvard law school makes no sense how is that one of the
finest legal minds in
america yeah and it's like maybe it's just from where i'm sitting but like i i
don't know it's
like if you're like what if like let's just do a snapshot of of a jewish
identity at large
january 2024 uh-huh it's the guy that is no guy second only to epstein in terms
of rapes on his
pedophile island we we don't have the numbers but he's he's probably up there
has been hired by
the state of israel to defend them at the war crimes tribunal uh while while
they're committing a
genocide on the group of people it doesn't look great it doesn't look great i
mean it's just
it doesn't look good for us yeah okay but we have you know don't forget larry
he's done it curbs curbs
not yeah nothing there's just nothing going on right now well you're gonna have
a freelance show
huh do you have this is this just the is this did this also happen when we're
telling you something
hold on was the last double strike right before the 1967 war in the in show
business yeah i don't know
but do you think it's just without fighting yeah well i think it's just if you
have if you have the
media kind of now you're getting too close you're getting too close you're
getting too close to the
truth okay you can't you don't want to go any farther listen i'm the smoking
man in the x-files okay
you know how far the do you want to take this okay the problem you think that
the state of israel
let's hear it i don't because first of all i'm not going to do anything about
it and i don't even
really care to know okay you know yes but i can't like i can't look at
something and help you know
it's like basically the whole world of underground pedophilia and these secret
machinations that
control the world it's like a sort of just a problem that needs to be solved it's
like walking up to
somebody and they're like they got the hood open to their car yeah and you can't
help but be like well
what's going on they're like i don't know it won't start what do you think and
then you're like ah
i don't know i'm sorry i'm sorry i even came up it i don't know why i came up
all confidently and said
oh hey whoa what do you got here okay i don't care you know what i mean yeah
yeah but it's like but
you still have a a chimpanzee instinct to be like a problem let me let me take
a let me at least look
let me take a look at that yeah yeah yeah i might just bang a wrench against it
but yeah
i'll give it an old college try yeah it's like so what just what the hell is
because it's it's it is
so you're saying it's i'm just saying it's a little it's too it said at this
point now you
there's a little there's too many things where it's like just
i don't even i'm not even demanding an explanation but i'm gonna mosey over and
just say like okay so
obviously epstein didn't kill himself everyone knows that we all accept that
there's no explanation
for the money that he had um he got that deal in 2006 he got let off uh because
alan dershowitz told
fucking uh uh what's his name acosta who was then the labor secretary under
trump
uh after that that's how that's how the epstein story broke yes because epstein
used to be in the
domain of that was just a fox news thing yeah yeah we've talked about this yeah
it was a fox news
thing it was bill clinton's pedophile friend yeah but then when everyone was
going crazy about trump
trump appoints acosta and then like oh well acosta let this guy off and then
people at large were like
oh well who's this guy and they're like oh you know he's this billionaire oh
where'd he get his money
i don't know it doesn't make any sense yeah yeah he's not gonna college he wasn't
good at the stock
market he didn't go to college yeah there's no like what trade what are his
famous trades what are his
famous like huh huh yeah yeah oh yeah sex with children yeah but then he gets
off because dorshowitz
tells this guy when he's the prosecutor that this guy's linked to intelligence
agencies uh-huh
he has connections to the massad right the prime the former prime minister of
israel's visiting his
fucking house all the time in manhattan barack ehud barack right yeah who has
the same name as
obama obama obama let's hear that look all right all right all right who's
actually gay and a cocaine
addict okay so we got that in there yeah right all right
now he got all that going on he's something he attempts suicide once his place
on suicide watch
then kills himself again and the tapes are missing and then everyone to visit
the island we still don't
know who that any of that information i'll say this yeah you think listen you're
at a sex orgy party
you know you think they invited stephen hawking because they're like if this
ever leaks and it comes
out everyone will just think it's so funny that they're not going to take it
seriously right everyone
will be like oh the computer wheelchair guy was there let's make some memes and
then that'll just
it'll make it into a meme or a joke as opposed to a you know a really horrific
thing where
powerful people were having sex with kids because they're just imagining you
know can i see
your your small hole you know whatever so i think that maybe that was like uh
that's like them running interference perhaps for anyone taking the claim
seriously because immediately
you got your jokes right there yeah what if what if stephen hawking actually
the the because you know
people with als usually don't live that long right you know what if he had
invented a boy's
asshole that was so tight that it had a gravitational pull like a black hole
essentially and then he
stuck his cock in there and it sucked all of his bones out of his penis what
how did his penis work
why are you i can't hear how does penis work like everybody else's but he's he
couldn't do anything
well i think the but just the cock works yeah because i think the way that's
controlled actually
it's not like a muscle it's actually uh like it's a type of uh tissue that like
when your dick's when
your dick's small it's actually that's when it's like flexed and when you're
like you get horny your
your brain releases like nitric oxide or something into your blood and then
then your dick muscles relax
and that's what makes it hard so it's actually the inverse of what you would
think so he was probably
hard all the time he's just but yeah like a blanket on yeah yeah yeah
oh what imagine you're it's your turn for stephen hawking i mean that's crazy
yeah i mean it's awful
all of it's awful well they weren't actually i think most of the clients on
that island were
it seemed like they're mostly that woman virginia guffrey guffrey yeah who is
she i don't know she's
the one that's spilling all the tea yeah michael jackson meanwhile i just want
to put this
out there he was associated but he was not um there's no no one has directly
said that he did
anything on the island so it's big for our community for the mj community and
yeah you know
as a bullet dodge for us at least and a lot of his enemies are also on the list
so we miss you mike
every day we miss you yeah i don't know it's just yeah all of this stuff
it's like i feel personally that it's like enough time has passed since epstein
all of these awful things are now normalized right and now that they're
normalized there's no way to get
into like you know like people stop believing in santa claus right correct but
they still
are able to participate in the christmas spirit which is sort of for the most
part a secular thing
yeah i do know yeah it's great and it's some kind of just understanding it's
like all right it's one
time a year there's you know it's like i don't even know really what we're cleaving
to it's but you
know you put the tree up you know it's like it's a quiet morning or with your
family you know it's just a
time it's just a minute take a break you know but there's some kind of essence
to it right right in
the same way that you can understand that like this isn't like oh we're the we're
the country that that
that we exist as a bastion of democracy and freedom and and it's like no we're
just sort of like
this global superpower and yeah yeah you know the world economy is based on our
economy and we have
like a giant navy and you know we can threaten the world and you know and uh uh
but not even so good
anymore yeah not so good i know but like and you know that's but you can still
participate to the
extent that's like yeah it's all but i'll pay my taxes and i'll vote for the
things that you know
hopefully but now it's like i can't even get it like i can't get into that
anymore yeah you know what
i mean yeah it's like i can't like it's it's no it's it's bad to the extent i
just don't want to
participate at all like i just don't yeah you know yeah i don't know it's like
this is how it must feel
to be like on christmas if you were like uh like molested by the coca-cola
polar bear yeah because
somehow that bear or maybe just a guy like a mall santa yeah that's that's
probably more it's more
like a mall saying like and people are like come on it's christmas and you're
like i'm not feeling
just not just don't fuck off yeah you know just fuck off it's not my thing yeah
yeah and i know that
sounds like sanctimonious or whatever and a lot of people would say well you're
a pretty bad guy
you know but uh i don't know that's just how i feel it's just i just don't want
to participate
well i don't know i mean i i think you guys should go down in the comments and
see
you know if there's anything that you i won't be doing that i'm not gonna be
reading any of them
i'll i'll ask ginsburg to read some of them if you guys have any ideas you know
we can we can farm
this out yeah we have we have a really socially um well-adjusted community that
watches the show
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