Name: Jewish Comedian Reveals TRUTH Behind NYC Synagogue Tunnel | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jewish Comedian Reveals TRUTH Behind NYC Synagogue Tunnel | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-13. Transcript available.

what do you think the tunnels are for me yeah um i mean in reality yeah that
sounds funny like a
real estate scam probably go ahead yeah let's see they probably didn't have a
comedy podcast let's
hear the real reason the time i mean i'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable
explanation um
and people in this day and age want to jump to these fantastical conclusions of
of you know child
sex trafficking pizza restaurant you know we we go to these default modes but
in reality they were
probably um you know you know it could have been a good thing you know like
what i don't know
maybe like a just a place to chill you know away from your wife and do what
just a man cave kind of
situation you know your wife is just like some lady she's got 87 different kids
you and your boys all
wear the same outfits you know there's no cell phone service you're in the
middle you know underground
they could just vibe out with their boys kind of a player's ball pimps and
players kind of situation
underground the city doesn't know about it why in the fucking 1930s were they
doing that and everyone
says oh those guys are cool for for doing illegal speakeasies but when when
these guys are doing it
we're saying that they're uh uh uh sex trafficking jewish they got a legal bar
legal really yeah just
like a kind of yeah man cave situation yeah dueling pianos and stuff yeah you
know put the game on
put the war on you know vibe out with their boys yeah you know i just see a
bunch of people on tour
saying like can you imagine if like muslims were doing this in a mosque what
the reaction would be
what would that be i would imagine it'd be pretty similar yeah is are you
children in those tunnels
i think my reaction personally would be the same here's an idea if just don't
don't take a tunnel
you know just don't just don't do that yeah there's no reason for it it would
be kind of fun
what like if we were doing it and it was our little secret and the city didn't
know about it
there's a secular way to dig a tunnel like if you have a militia or something
that makes sense
because you need it to get around or if it is i mean i guess the real estate
thing that's the one
thing that's been crazy about this war is like with all the money and like tech
they give israel
it's like people like oh you don't understand these the tunnel network in gaza
it's like yeah but it's
still just underground you know what i mean like i don't know enough about
engineering to know what
kind of hole you can dig that you can't just put water in it and it fills up
yeah right you know what
i mean yeah um my understanding is that the tunnels that just span like jersey
to manhattan are like
engineering feats to keep the ventilation going but like you can bomb those
things and
these guys are still popping out of holes and killing people um it's like well
i guess like
yeah you could have your own tunnel system in america like if i but if i bought
a 500 square
foot loft i just bought a shitty house like a tiny shitty house could i just
make a
mansion underground that nobody knows about it'd be cool and if the police are
like uh hey stop doing
that i'm like no and i just close the top and then what are they gonna do bomb
me they can't i'm in a
tunnel right they can't shoot me they just have to wait until i decide to come
out yeah and they don't
know how long well because everyone goes compound everyone always thinks like
you know like militia
militia guys are always like we're gonna go out in the woods and food and they
just get shot from a
helicopter right or you could take over the post office yeah if they had a
tunnel like imagine if
the waco guy had a tunnel or ruby ridge or nick you just know a lot about what
the jews are up to
i want you keep first i'm talking about you many's i don't know inside the
video you know that conflict
is related to uh a regional conflict i obviously don't know because i started
off to saying i don't
understand i'm sorry i didn't know about the glasses i don't understand what
this i don't understand who
this guy is i read an explanation of the tunnels that was giving way too much
information on like the
religious background but ultimately the point is it doesn't matter there's no
it doesn't matter the
rule you can if you can't tell me in one sentence why you're digging secret
tunnels and fighting with
the police when they try and fill them in then it's like you're a lot you're
have to be lying to me
who hamas anybody hamas if hamas says we're digging tunnels so that we can
commit we can
hide our weapons that makes sense they are saying that they're straightforward
it's not like they
discovered secret hamas tunnels and they're like listen you don't understand
what these are for
it's actually so you got to start 200 years ago right and if somebody if i had
a secret tunnel and
i was like okay i know look there's just first of all yes there's a stroller
and a body mattress in
there but first so okay so hold on you know when it's like everything was steam
powered so basically
back then uh there was um a guy who this like it's literally the like oh damn
oh for your ham uh
see what happened yeah no that's what that's what that's what the thread is so
that's right so what
did they find in there a bloody mattress they found a bloody they i've read the
words child size i don't
know if that just means a twin man it was a twin mattress i would say yeah but
they also make
children's mattresses so i don't know if it was uh you know it was in a race
car um what's that like
a race car bed no i think it was just on the ground it would be very weird to
have a child sex
slave that you gave a race car bed to well in terms of being a child sex slave
i think it's one of the
best options i think you keep them in a kennel i don't think i don't think they
get a race car bed
i'm just saying i'm just saying it's it's for me i'm i'm uh i'm an avowed centrist
it's a wait and see
you know and i'm sure that there's a perfectly logical explanation wait and see
because it starts
off with seeing so it's a c and wait so how about this we live 10 minutes away
from there
you and i just go check it out for ourselves yeah i can go in disguise as one
of those guys
we should get a pair of nunchucks first because those guys what do they carry
on they carry like
throwing stars on them or nunchucks those guys yeah no i think that's uh
chinese people oh okay yeah
um those guys i mean i'll just get a blues brother suit get the hat i'll go in
say hey guys i'm one
of the boys what's the dude what what were we thinking with this and then i'll
break the story
it's called citizen journalism what if this is just like a viral marketing
campaign for john wick five
it might be yeah it might he's a guy that dug stuff well yeah well it's just
you know like the movie
starts off there is a scene in john wick like two i think where he goes to like
some hasidic
like bank yeah and they're like oh good good luck mr wick you know he does meet
them so maybe it has
something to do with the john wick movies
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