Name: Pitching the Next Fox Talk Show | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pitching the Next Fox Talk Show | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-14. Transcript available.

but yeah i i don't think i would have been very good at being a lawyer i'm
pretty lazy and sloppy
but maybe i my brain would be different i would be like uh using it more i
learned at a young age
i was like i'm gonna be an idiot i'm gonna be a loud mouth idiot because that
seems to be
a way you can live your life pretty easily you can just be a loud idiot it's
fucking awesome
yeah and worst case scenario you get treated like a loud mouth idiot no one has
any respect for you
oh well 50 of the time you get to be famous
yeah i think i think those are the numbers it's close to that yeah yeah you're
like a guy if you're
loud and wrong enough you get a radio show as long as the cameras are turned on
yeah you're rush if
you're if you're loud if you like speaking and you don't really like thinking
about things you're
looking into them or being incorrect it doesn't matter and if someone wants to
argue with you you
just go i don't have time for this fuck you yeah fuck you i don't have time for
this if you just cut
this mic yeah just get a microphone and uh you know who knows what happens just
do it outside of just
start sending fox news news corp on 6th avenue just go bring just walk up these
be like yeah on the door
i made a couple of vhs tapes if you could get these to a producer see if they
like him and it's just you
in your room and you're like yeah fuck these fucking illegal immigrants fuck
them
yeah fuck them and then you're like well my name is mark bart i'm available
i'm available for a tv show if you'd like to have me on please yeah i'd like jesse
waters slot
yeah the mark bart i don't i don't want to you know rock the boat too much but
i think you might
need a replacement for that guy because i think jesse waters might be a
homosexual i think he might
be actually be there's a something he might be there's something about the way
he carries himself
and i think he might be a homosexual that's also my pitch for my show on fox
news it's called
this guy might be a homo and we pick one the homo of the day the homo of the
day
it's funny yeah it's called fuck these fucking people and we have a big wheel
we spin and it says
gays and it says gays and homos it's a gays homo yeah illegal immigrant alien
bastards and then uh
you know we don't really say the blacks anymore so we'll say blm activists you
just say yeah you
have to just say blm yeah yeah in their mansions yeah right blm mansionites
they all have mansions
yeah yeah that's what i think they might be homos yeah right yeah yeah the blm
homos and
you know oh man we really need to pivot to conservative media it seems so fun
we get accused of it all the
yeah but we don't even we don't even get the benefit of having fun like they
those guys probably are
like they're all like sexually harassing each other and having fun
yeah and like us we're just miserable and getting accused of it