Name: Reaction to Student Attacking Teacher for Nintendo Switch | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-01-20T12:30:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reaction to Student Attacking Teacher for Nintendo Switch | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reaction to Student Attacking Teacher for Nintendo Switch | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-20. Transcript available.

oh boy well it's been a big it's been a big week in terms of uh news yeah huge
i feel like
something happened somebody went on a knife rampage and uh let's go let's just
look let's
go to the let's see what new york post yeah yeah yeah sure sure um yeah let's
check the
new york post let's see teacher beaten unconscious by 270 pound student over nintendo
switch
she tells the post that he spat in her face and called her a whore
she looks like a bitch yeah we got good stuff in the new york post today
i still feel it she says 270 pound and look just the the alpha blurred oh my
god the alpha blurred he
went super saiyan on that yeah i grabbed my backpack and my sweatshirt and i
got up to leave the class
the energy change in there i just wanted to remove myself from j uh joan uh
continue without supporting
us wiping the spit from her face florida teacher joan natick come on since it
was time to escape her
bathroom um yeah she was beaten unconscious by a student over nintendo switch
he was trying to take her
nintendo switch um he says uh 17 year old brandon deepa standing six foot seven
and 270 pounds
pummeled nadick with more than a dozen kicks and punches
just beating the fuck out that is the that would be awesome can you imagine
seven can
you imagine being in that class as a teenager too i'd be like
like dude the blurred lost it she tried to touch his switch and the bird
blurred lost it he was trying
to play zelda oh my god yeah sounds like she got a breath of the wild yes
sounds like the tears of
the kingdom ran down on it sounds like he uh he slapped her with the i don't
know she got the ocarina of
time mm-hmm sounds like her face is gonna have to be in a majora's mask until
the bone her her ocular
bones heal she's that's crazy how does a kid get 270 pounds in six seven i feel
like i wouldn't want
to go to school with someone that big yeah i mean you should you should legally
not be considered a child
i should get to go to little kid i think once you're past six two they should
just give you the
diploma yeah you're done i mean because it's like first of all it's in terms of
society being six
two does more for you than a high school diploma 100 like you could have a guy
with no high
school diploma that's six two versus a guy with just a high school diploma that's
five seven going
into a job they're going to give the six two guy job 100 so once you reach that
height you should be
done with school that's so funny he popped off on that lady yeah here we go now
we get seven paragraphs
down we get to the crucial information let's hear it made it first encountered
deepa in an autistic teen
in january of 2022 in a special needs classroom she provided assistance to the
primary teacher ensuring
deepa and his classmates made it to their various destinations throughout the
day he was special
needs he was autistic when agitated he would pelter and other staffers with epithets
usually some
variant of the term bitch like what a variant uh biatch oh the classic biatch
she's just a ridiculous kid calling you beyonce getting his bleeped at
i don't want to i don't want to use the r sort of describing
wow mm-hmm i hope they let him have his switch in jail apparently um
apparently they they um well how old is he actually are they gonna charge him
as an adult
um wow this video is crazy of the beat up he's just he's pummeling her and
there's like
five people on him and they can't stop and all the the teachers all have that
body
what's the closest like uh what's the closest you ever came to blows with a
teacher
never never yeah they all hated you um no teachers actually liked me you were a
nice guy
i just didn't do your work i just didn't do work yeah it was like teachers
actually hated me yeah yeah
guys think of a refreshing herbal tea if vapor was compared to sticky soda fume
flavors would be
herbal tea not as sweet but a lot more natural herbal tea more like urkel tea
urkel team for nerds yeah
or no no for smart people yeah um it's beautiful it's real wood lara the
teacher took my name said no
switch
steve did you beat the out of the teacher did i do that if that kid can you
imagine that kid
just hit him with the did i do that
blood pouring out of a rock he's gonna be charged as an adult he's gonna have
to go to adult
adult jail as a special ed kid brandon no he's like did i do that
so right now is the best time to start the good habit did i
what else is in the post let's go through the post we're tired we've worked all
day
what else is going on um i'm just reading more of this story what else oh let's
hear more let's get
back to the story
he looks like did i do that oh my god that poor guy yeah he's gonna have to go
to grown-up prison
for a switch assault he'll be fine he's six seven yeah but don't manipulate him
he's not very smart
no he's actually guess what kind guess what the subject matter was of the class
that he interrupted
by playing switch cyber security no way yeah in high school it was a cyber
security class he goes
to smart high school i guess it's special education but then they let him out
for computers what i guess
they i mean i don't know maybe they have he's like rain man yeah yeah and now
all right well
so let's do it