Name: Indian Customer Service | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-01-21T13:00:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Indian Customer Service | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Indian Customer Service | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-21. Transcript available.

I gotta stop wearing a backpack soon
It's not a good look
It doesn't look good
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
It's not an attractive look
But what do you do?
Wear a man messenger bag thing?
I guess just stop pretending like I need shit with me
You don't really need shit
Yeah, I'm like, oh, I gotta bring my fucking laptop and my
You have a cell phone
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I don't really need to leave the house with almost any of this shit I
bring with me
I always have, like, I got a notebook on me all the time
I'm like, what if I need to take a note?
As if you can't use the Notes app on your phone?
I don't find that
I feel like that's a waste
The Notes app on my phone is just filled with, like, different measurements and,
like, different numbers
There's always numbers in there
Yeah
I'm like, oh, this is the callback number for the customer service department
for a screwdriver I bought that broke
And I will be calling you back, sir
Yeah, I'm going to be expecting a callback
Here's my case ID number
For the customer service complaint for this shampoo dispenser I got on Amazon
For the Chinese shampoo dispenser
Yeah, my case number
Make sure you're ready to write it down
It is WC 281-625-A17-932-17-B-62-34-187-65C-92
Okay, we'll call you back
And your, your, your, your ID number
So they, if you give the case number, they will want you to know who you are
Your ID number is WC 92-17-C-68-32
Or you can say your name
You can just tell them your name
And they can look up the case by your name, too
And he hangs up
He's like, oh my god, guys
I just talked to the biggest f*** I've ever spoken to
You should have heard this guy
Oh my god
Those guys, yeah
Those guys, um
Those guys hate me
Indian customer service?
Yeah
Well, that's because you get on the phone
And you try to talk with a sense of authority
But people can hear in your voice that you've never
No, what it is
That you've never been boss
No, what it is, is that I try to relate to someone
You really do look like Yoda
Shut up
What I do is I try to relate to someone on a human level
You have this little, like, little pussy off
I'm just sleeping, dude
It's like a little
I'm just tired