Name: Growing Up in Special Education | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-02-01T13:00:14.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Growing Up in Special Education | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-01. Transcript available.

we have photos of well fake stuff I've seen a moon rock have you I thought that
Aaron's Space Museum I used to think that was until I'm saying 2016 I thought
that was uh-huh Aaron Space Museum that is that's crazy and that's a look into
my history with special needs classes that's crazy you were in special ed
dude I'm the king of having been special ed really how many years it started
well
they did a read they ran it back in kindergarten cuz I was not quite
getting along so you know kindergarten especially I don't know that I failed
no I wasn't in special ed I just ran it back in kindergarten oh okay and then
fourth grade is when they started separating me from the bunch and saying
he needs some help really yeah and you got the help you know I didn't get that
look like you're hiding back tears
it's not funny dude it's not funny it's not funny why are you laughing that's
your best
friend bro you said you're the you're his favorite guy continue you never did
any remedial no I was
listen I was off the charts going to the doctors that's about for my English
skills and my reading
doctor doctor measure that yeah no it was her math yeah I was fucking bottom of
the barrel I stunk at
that I was in I was in special needs math in fourth grade and my friend faked a
heart attack and it was
one of the funniest things I've ever seen that's so funny did it scare the
teacher yeah and she had a
crazy lazy eye all the way holdovers that was fun great flick Alexander right
back at
it again great flip you never did special needs as well no here's the problem
girl
what's the GPA uh like an a minus yeah yeah yeah so a three six seven yeah
always run
there no way yeah cuz I I that's like the Wow damn bare minimum very minimum
really you're a bit of a
nerd no no well then how did you get such good grades cuz my parents told me I
had to be president
you know I'd say it's one day president did they really put pressure on you
like that yeah yeah they
used to look we had a podium in our house I think it was terrible did you
really you know I did not
have sex yeah I have never had sex with anybody in the world that's what he
should have said yeah
I've never gotten pussy I've never gotten pussy or head or in my room I've
never I don't even know
that's bill Clinton that's mr. Clinton all right I only I know there's a limelight
I thought it's
your thing I know the real shit about politics like the bipartisan
infrastructure bill I don't
know about skin all right let's bullshit all right what's that all about the
bipartisan infrastructure bill
yeah look it was just going back and forth between of course it goes to the
house but then it gets to
the Senate and it's like yeah clearly whatever like the Biden finally did it
but Trump couldn't you ever seen a mind like that no working on something else
man did you have to stay in the
special editor or you worked your way out you hard work this is my biggest
complaint about special
ed classes okay let's hear it once you've missed a year it's over because the
idea that I'm gonna
have missed all of division and then jump back in in middle school there's no
fucking chance why is that
because I missed everything that y'all learned same with history I didn't get
to English I didn't so
they they just miss out on every like did a bid in special ed they're like we're
gonna give them a year
away from gen pop no I stayed through 12 through 12 yeah and then we were doing
stuff like financial
literacies really in the end I don't learn that so that you can learn all my
money in a checking account
I was in honors classes but I was getting C's and D's really I should have
probably been in regular
but you did it for smart girls you're trying to meet smart girls for the
librarians oh once a girl is
smart once a girl is around I like that you want to turn her around like a doggy
style thing no
can dogs have missionary what can dogs have some dogs can definitely throw it
down there's dogs who
do a skateboard are definitely do a missionary