Name: The Great Depression 2024 | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Great Depression 2024 | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-20. Transcript available.

luckily the stock market is doing well i do hope uh i do hope if trump does win
and we have a
little wall street bonanza and uh that would be nice i guess so yeah i wouldn't
even know how to
do the bonanza really you don't have like a retirement account i think maybe i
do now
but i got it like maybe like the last three months that was the time to do it
in october yeah i think
i really just didn't do it didn't i think i had every all my money in checking
until about three
months ago yeah and then i hired a business guy and he was like what if you can't
you're not even
protected by ftic yeah yeah that's the other crazy thing to think about is like
uh
if you have more than like a hundred thousand dollars in the bank the bank
could just be like
ah fuck sorry yeah no we lost it yeah and then it's gone it's just gone yeah it's
funny that like uh
in in the like depictions of what a run on the bank is is that just everyone
goes to the bank and says
like you gotta get can i get it yeah and they're like no it's closed no that is
what i locked i locked
i locked yeah they locked the door yeah it must have been crazy living through
the great depression
especially because you know well i guess we are in the 20s now but he tells you
there's like the 20s
everybody everybody had like uh everybody was driving around a donald duck's
car and yeah yeah they had a
girlfriend that was covered in feathers and yeah you just get drunk all the
time and run people over
oh my god so easily yeah yeah and you play what is it what's the fucking what's
that lawn game looks
like like if golf had down syndrome it's like you know what i'm talking about
early it's like curling but
what the fuck is that game rich beworm is pointing oh okay yeah yeah like clown
game and then you do the
the stick pushing like a disc yeah if we go play clown golf and then you drink
liquor with glitter in it
yeah yeah and then fucking the the closest you can you go see the closest you
can get to being an open
homosexual in 1920 which is a guy that sings in a ball room one of those types
of guys like oh happy new
year you know that guy those guys just fucking each other back then yeah they're
like yeah i'm doing
the new year's ball down at the copa i'm like oh me too i'm also a fucking big
microphone guy
yeah and i have a little secret yeah
their vaseline's hair but anyways you go from that to like oh
now it's dust all the money's gone you gotta be a fucking farmer now we're
covered in dust
now everything's sepia toad and we're covered in dust by the way uh booze is
illegal
it's yeah it's the worst time of everybody's life and you're not allowed to
drink either
and you have to warm your hands by a fucking barrel that's on fire with a fire
in it yeah
and you have to you have to ride the the boxcars of trains now that part's cool
that is pretty cool
that's the one part you're the hobos yeah is that the trains really fucking
took it you got to find a
way to get to california though that's the only that's the only option at that
point is you have
to get on one of them trains and get to california yeah yeah it is like it
could get so bad you know like
that right i guess we'll still have netflix and stuff i think there's
protections now where that kind of
can't really happen well you can get like fifty thousand dollars of your money
back i think uh
what's going to happen is like like uh israel is just going to just completely
ethnically cleanse
there's not going to be any more israel palestine conflict because they're just
going to kill
everybody and then it's just going to be israel and then that'll stabilize the
middle east
once you have like complete normalization there's not going to there's no there's
not going to be a
need for regime change anymore we'll be able to have like kind of full control
over the region
that guarantees that multi-polarity is never a possibility
and once uh we've imprisoned the rest of the world again the way that we we we
did after world war ii
then it'll usher in a new era of prosperity for um like any any any americans
that are already rich
which is good
i think i think i think that's where we'll save guys like us who who
accidentally became rich
and then i think and then and then we will truly be able to be grateful yeah
yeah yeah then we're
gonna have oatmeal and be like nah i feel good i feel good oatmeal every day
every day yeah yeah and
i won't have to worry about diabetes either because i'll just have a arab fresh
arab child blood pumped
into me oh my god and i'll have a fun name like like uh like uh like uh like rejuvenian
yeah it's
like i don't even know where it comes from yeah you don't know what it is it's
just the crushed
bones it's human yeah it's human child yeah and it's being it's to me i just
think it's a pill i take
every day yeah and there's like a little bit it's a flintstone there's a flintstones
yeah yeah
yeah you feel better than ever there's a little cartoon bear that says don't
don't forget to take
your little cartoon bear and i'm like thanks mr cartoon bear
and i lived at 250 years old it sounds so nice this sounds amazing yeah
you