Name: The Extreme Embalming Trend | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Extreme Embalming Trend | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-21. Transcript available.

I want a Halloween one, dude.
I want a Halloween one, too.
Yeah, I want the regular type of...
I want a mausoleum.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Cage apparently has a pyramid.
Oh, okay.
That he's going to go in when he dies.
Yeah.
Yeah, like a pharaoh.
Where did they bury Jeffrey Epstein?
I think Arlington.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Next to Kennedy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that is a good question.
Where is he buried?
Probably in Queens somewhere.
Queens is just a giant cemetery as it is.
Yeah.
Where is Jeffrey Epstein buried?
Let's look that up.
Should we go?
Yeah.
Kind of make pilgrimage?
Well, because that's like the most basic question if you want to prove that he
actually died.
Maybe he got cremated?
They threw Bin Laden in the bottom of the ocean.
Yeah.
And people were mad about that.
Yeah, I remember.
They were like, we could have turned him into a fucking, into a Build-A-Bear.
We should have taxidermied.
Oh, he's at I.J. Morris at Star of David Cemetery in Palm Beach Gardens,
Florida.
It's nice there.
Mm-hmm.
It's lovely there.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Oh, he's, he's buried in an unmarked tomb next to those of his parents.
So you can go see it.
You just have to find the Epstein parents?
Yeah, you just go find his parents.
And then dig it up and get the, and get the treasure?
Yeah.
I'm sure he has treasure down there.
What do you think he's got down there?
Huh?
He's got some stuff in that, in that, in that box.
Probably the OLED Switch.
You think so?
Mm-hmm.
The OLED Switch?
Mm-hmm.
Have you ever seen those, like, those, like, funerals, like, usually I think it's
in the
South, like, and usually it's black people doing it, but, like, where they're,
like, playing
PS5, like, with their family.
They, like, do the-
The taxidermy.
They do the, yeah, they do, like, the thing where it's, like, uh-
Now, I don't, now, so you're making this claim now that black people get-
Usually those videos are from, like, Louisiana, I want to say.
So you're saying southern black people get their family members taxidermy?
I'm not saying all of them do, but, like, those videos of people, like, yeah,
like, in
a car, like, in their favorite car.
Mm-hmm.
Apparently they also do this.
Who's that?
I don't know.
They put a guy's face on a cougar?
Yeah.
That seems unnecessary.
That's cool.
I would like that, actually.
What, if you were, like, a, like, a SIDS toy after you died?
Mm-hmm.
If you were in, on the, like, uh, put on-
Mm-hmm.
Uh, put on, like, a different body?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm not seeing much for human taxidermy here.
It's not taxidermy.
It's like, it's like, uh, what do you call it?
Like, uh, the, the funeral parlor will, like, paint-
Yeah.
Will, like, uh-
You mean, you mean this, this particular picture that was on Twitter?
Yeah, yeah.
So it was one guy, but-
No, no, there's a couple.
There's one with a guy in a car.
It's pretty cool.
It sounds like you're being, you're being racist.
I, that's, that's, maybe I am.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe I am.
And if I am, I apologize to whoever I've, who that may have offended.
Mm-hmm.
I think it's cool, personally.
I think it's cool to get put in a cool position for your family to remember you
by-
Let me see it.
Yeah, is this Celtics jersey on?
It's like-
It is a cool picture.
Now, so you're saying all black people do this.
I'm not saying all black people do this.
I'm saying, but potentially over 50%.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I would, I would say get ballpark.
You know, I'm not gonna, whatever.
We don't have to, I don't have to.
Oh, you know what?
I take it all back.
That guy isn't even, you know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
It's funny, because this setup is like in the funeral home.
It's not like at his own house.
No, they do it at the funeral home where like the, what is it?
The pallbearer, who dresses a body?
The mortician.
Mortician, yeah.
Where they like do it in like cool, cool styles.
Mm-hmm.
There's one with a guy in a car.
Extreme Mortician.
I see one with a guy in a car, but he's a white guy.
Is it?
Yeah.
He's driving his car.
So it sounds like you were just being racist.
I was being racist.
Yeah.
The rise of bizarre, extreme embalming trend.
Mm-hmm.
Well, this is a black lady.
This is, yeah.
This guy's in a superhero outfit.
So he's like a nerd.
He's like a nerd who died.
This lady is posed with a beer at a table, because she loved parties.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Extreme embalming.
Renard Matthews is the guy playing Xbox.
Renard Matthews?
Yeah, Renard.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
They dressed him like a pip.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Treme.
I think it's, yeah.
I assume that it's like a Louisiana thing.
A New Orleans thing?
I think so.
Yeah.
What do they normally do?
Do they feed you to a fucking boa constrictor?
No, an alligator.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is me, dude.
This is how I look and feel all the time.
The extreme embalming trend is psycho.
It is pretty crazy.
This is how I look and feel all the time.