Name: Reacting to YouTube Influencers | Sam Tallent on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reacting to YouTube Influencers | Sam Tallent on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

He's the guy, he's like the Zionism Twitter account guy.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
But he's like one of these people, like this is a job that only Israelis and
Indians have,
which is tech speaker.
It's just like, what the fuck does that mean?
Yeah.
And they have a career that he just goes around, like it's usually an Indian
guy.
Like if you have any kind of podcast, you'll get an email for that guy Neil Patel.
Oh, yeah.
I have no idea who he is.
I've seen his name a million times.
I don't know.
It's like these Indian guys, it's just like, you get an email.
It's like, please have him on.
He's been in the Wall Street.
They've been in every publication ever.
And they do like TEDx talks.
They're like, imagine if computer was everything.
So this is like, you have cup, but now it's computer.
It is in default.
Even if you're very in the future, there will be a cup, but it is also blah,
blah, blah, blah.
That will be $50,000, please.
And they're like, no, we're not giving you that money.
He's like, what about $100 or you just put on Instagram that I was here?
How about I get to keep the cup?
Yeah.
I mean, it's essentially what Dan Nine does.
He just added comedian.
It's probably the same guy.
Yeah.
And Neil Patel is probably Dan Nine.
It's probably a pseudonym.
I hosted for that guy one time and he wouldn't let me in the green room.
Why?
Because it's his room.
The man is a fucking institution.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember when Brandon was young, the headliner told him not to eat his chips
when he was
like a 17-year-old hosting at the improv and he was like, shook.
He got so, it's such a mean thing to say to a kid.
Yeah.
He was also hungry.
His mom didn't pack him a lunch.
He was also, yeah, he lived in a box car.
Yeah.
Okay.
So how does Neil Patel make money?
SEO is the number one reason that Neil Patel's net worth is over $30 million.
Oh my God.
He launched a ton of successful online ventures like Crazy Egg, Hello Bar, and
Kiss Metrics.
Kiss Metrics?
Measures your fandom of the band Kiss.
Yeah.
No, I think it's the Indian guys trying to kiss baby girls and after kissing.
Please, please to kiss pussy.
This is the other guy, the guy that's like partially owned stand-up New York.
He's like, and then he would be in like CNBC articles.
Rob Dodds?
No, James, like James Owl-Toucher.
Owl-Toucher.
Yeah, James Owl-Toucher.
Yeah, this guy.
This guy.
He's Adam, basically.
What are you talking about?
He's another like article guy.
What are you talking about?
He's another guy where, yeah, American author and podcaster.
I'm blessed with youthful looks.
You have great hair, too.
Yeah.
Come on.
That ice cream cone man is you.
Yeah.
That's what you look like.
That is kind of me.
And then he's going to pull up a picture of Snorlax and be like, and this is
Sam.
I'm done it like.
There was a period where he owned stand-up New York.
Wait, that is me, actually.
Yeah.
That's literally just me.
He owned a part of stand-up New York, but I remember because he would just be,
there
would be articles just written by him.
Yeah.
And they're always like, the time I lost $80 million, but then made it back the
next
day.
Wow.
And I don't know who the market is for that, because it's all like financial
like stuff.
And I would imagine that the people that mostly consume financial news are like
business people.
Yeah.
But then they also have this whole other market for just rubes, I guess.
Yeah.
People like.
Placeables.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And then it doesn't sell anything.
Knaves.
I guess it's just, yeah.
It's funny all this stuff goes on and then like.
Yeah.
It does comedy too.
Oh, good.
But it's like a type of guy.
He is.
Internet marketer, self-promoter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like a PT Barnum for the digital age.
Yeah.
You know that car salesman, like influencer guy who said that like anyone who
works for me has
to have a six pack?
No.
He's like, looks like a Marine.
Oh, I love that guy, dude.
Yeah, he yells at people.
Andy something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That guy's my favorite.
He's like, you want to know why you're not selling cars?
Because you're a fucking pussy.
Yeah.
He yells at a fucking bitch.
He does like sales conferences and yells at people.
And then he'll be like, the guy will be like just upset and it's just a car
dealership.
Yeah.
Army style yelling.
Yeah, right.
And then, but then he's not like a veteran.
But there's that video that went viral of him being like, when I enter a room,
my wife
knows I'm a predator.
That I'm like, you know.
She lives in fear when I come home.
Yeah, no.
She hides behind the couch when I enter the home.
Yeah, yeah.
Andy, car salesman.
I don't know.
What is his name?
If you work for me, you need to have a six pack.
What does he say?
Andy Elliot.
Six pack or you're fired.
Andy Elliot.
Six pack or you're fired.
The viral CEO.
Andy Elliot.
Oh, this is someone reacting.
That breach can say whatever you want.
We live in a world where there's reaction videos.
Look at his picture, dude.
If you don't sell that Honda, you're a game, man.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, this is it.
If you don't have a six pack, you don't worry for us.
No, I know.
I know.
It's called.
Everybody say standard.
How about we raise him?
How about we raise him?
How about we raise him?
How about you guys quit getting civilized and you guys quit settling?
Quit getting civilized.
You know, there's some people in the room that said, ah, I would sue my company
if they told
me I had a six pack.
We know you wouldn't.
That conversation was for the one percenters.
That wasn't for you.
The bikers.
He's amazing, man.
He's going to see that clip and he's going to show up over there with a sawed
off shotgun.
I'm going to fucking beat his ass if he comes here.
That'd be awesome.
It'd be so bad for his brand.
Yeah, I'm going to lick his six pack after he's lying dead on the floor.
Yeah, we'll run your tongue over the ridges.
Then we're off the pair.
Adam got in trouble for saying the F slur recently.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, he did.
So he's been working in war.
Well, I didn't get in trouble for saying the F slur.
He's been working in war jokes where he's gay.
To like cover up because he's been in trouble for it.
I am doing that.
Yeah, it's a smokescreen?
I'm making a joke where I'm, that I'm gay, but in reality I'm just gay.
Right, that's good.
Yeah, where it's like I'm going there, but I'm really.
You live there.
Yeah, you got a house there.
It's disrespectful to not give them your best.
But I don't know how many of you have had someone believe in you so much they
took money
out of their own pocket to make sure that you become a better person.
Pretty f***ing cool, isn't it?
Yeah, definitely.
Okay, so number one, I want everybody to clear their f***ing mind right now.
Clear their ego.
Clear any distractions you have going on in your head.
Clear what the f*** you're thinking about out because it doesn't matter.
This next hour, everything that I will tell you will be the blueprint for you
to become
and create the life that you want.
Yeah, I mean, his whole thing is like, what if John Cena wrote Glengarry Glen
Ross?
That's what this guy is.
Yeah, T is for closers.
Yeah, right.
It's very much like the Rogan effect on like the world.
It's like a David Goggins.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to be told that you're a pussy.
I'm going to tell you if you listen to me.
Yeah, you need to be broken so I can fix you.
Yeah, it's like, or the Tate effect almost.
Yeah.
You know?
Jeff Tate.