Name: Mike Recine's Wife Should be Cancelled | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mike Recine's Wife Should be Cancelled | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-18. Transcript available.

Yeah, I used to have to go to my grandma's house to watch Wheel of Fortune and
Jeopardy.
I remember one time I found her golf set and I swung it like a baseball bat and
I got in
big trouble.
Why?
I got hit.
You hit something?
I got hit.
That was the one time you got hit?
No, I got hit.
I think we all got hit, no?
You just said your mom only hit you one time.
My mom only hit me one time.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, she would pay for school.
Did you break something or just swing?
No, I was just swinging it around.
I was a little kid.
I was just trying to practice golf.
Yeah.
But yeah, I got in big trouble for that.
One time I called my brother a motherfucker and he told my grandfather.
My grandfather just came in.
I was watching TV.
He just came in and started beating me with both of his hands.
That's my daughter.
He's just like, he's just like, ah.
And then, but then he left and I was like, I didn't, it didn't hurt because he
was so old.
Yeah.
He was just like, you called him like that.
Because you called your brother a motherfucker?
A motherfucker.
Which brother was it?
Not the disabled one.
The regular one.
He's a good guy.
But he like snitched on me.
What a bitch.
Yeah.
You're the oldest?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I was like, what was I supposed to learn from that?
That's the cross you have to bear.
Yeah.
I used to tell my sister I wish she was a guy so I could get better at fighting.
I was like, I would be way better at fighting.
At fighting.
Yeah.
That's the reason.
But she could probably kick your ass.
Yeah.
You should be practicing on her and then your mom.
I would be surprised.
You've said a lot of things.
It's like Mortal Kombat.
You've got to go from Adam's sister to Adam's mom.
I feel like Zoe could beat the shit out of you probably.
No, she can't.
Not at all.
Really?
I feel like she could.
No, no.
She has more vitality than you do.
A joie de vivre.
She has a strength that you don't have.
But you can't, if a man's dead already inside, the depths that I'll go to.
You're not dead already inside.
You listen to like Venga boys at Home Alone.
You could not possibly be further from being dead inside.
You should try to fight my wife.
I'll give you permission.
No, I'm her favorite comedian.
Then she won't say it anymore.
Yeah, but you should like to see if, or maybe you'll beat her and then it'll
confirm her.
What, are you going to take a hit out on your wife?
You're going to pay someone to fight your wife?
Yeah.
It would be very embarrassing to lose to a woman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's pretty scrappy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, my freshman year of high school.
She smashed my phone into a wall a few months ago.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
She threw it?
Yeah.
Why?
You know, it's just something.
She found on there, but she took my phone.
Sounds like Deb is canceled.
If you look at the Speech Pathology Center, make sure you fire her.
Domestic abuser, rapist, Deb Racine.
Yeah.
Some things you found.
What did she find?
Nothing.
It's a drawing of me wearing Mario's clothes and having a milkshake with Sonic.
It's like a Microsoft Paint drawing.
What are you doing?
Stop!
It's beating me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's Shrek, and he's pregnant with me.
I've got Sonic's hair.
Mike, why would you have that on your phone, dude?
That's weird.
You're a married man.
You don't understand art.
Mike.
Mike.
I don't know.
He's pregnant with me.
She found it.
She found a Venmo receipt.
I paid $800 for it.
At a Benjamin's college fund.
She had a gun.
What are you doing?
Stop.
Stop it.
It's about how our mothers are monsters.
She took me to a ravine.
I'm trying to make a statement.
She took me to a ravine.
We did a mock execution ISIS style.
She made me dig the hole.
She made me dig the hole.
She clicked the trigger.
No bullet came out.
I pooped my pants.
She laughed at me.
Thank you.