Name: What Would Nick Mulleb Do in the Purge? | Dan St. Germain on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Would Nick Mulleb Do in the Purge? | Dan St. Germain on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-19. Transcript available.

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I feel like they were around before that
If The Purge was real, what would you do?
That's what always interested me about The Purge movies
Is people are only like
Stealing or killing each other
In The Purge
And it's like
There had to be a bunch of people
Fucking children, right?
And I know we touched on that a lot
But it's like
Why don't we see that in the movie?
I mean, I think
There's been seven Purge movies
At least one of them
Yeah
Could feature
I'm not even asking for a lot
A quick 20-minute scene
But I feel like our culture now
Would be more into like killing
Like there's like a whole segment of population now
That's just like
I just want to kill pedophiles
I want to kill
Yeah
So they would just be going around
Being like
You fuck kids
I'm finally able to kill you
Yeah, so you're probably laying low
During The Purge
Yeah, if you're a pedophile
I don't think you're
Me?
Yeah, if you personally are a pedophile
You know what I would do?
Shine a laser pointer at a helicopter
Yeah
That's my number one crime
I think
That's got to be the funniest crime in the world
Is there still TV on during The Purge?
Like live?
I don't think so
I don't think it's live
You can't watch Fallon during The Purge
I mean, that would be a great episode of Fallon
The Purge only happens in that one town, right?
So it's not natural
I mean, if it was just like a blackout drunk
Jimmy Fallon during The Purge
Like
I'd break in 30 Rock Studios
Finally get a big late night set
Right, for sure
And then Shane's whole act
Just Shane's whole act?
It's The Purge, baby
Yeah, you can get away with it
You can get away with it
Anything's legal
And then have Mr. Hachimoto accuse you
Hachimoto's
Hachimoto's
What the hell?
Does Shane Gillis spit?
Yeah, I would probably rob Shane
Now that I think about it
If I
If I think about The Purge more
I would probably put a gun into his face
And take his money
Yeah, maybe that's what I should do
Yeah
And it's like
I mean, you can be friends with somebody
And you can think they're funny
Yeah
You know, like
I think he's a good guy
I'm happy for him
But I would still rob him
But
You know what I mean?
If you rob during The Purge
You're still friends the next day
Because it happened
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It doesn't count
It doesn't count
It's like
There's a grace period
That'd be a fun sketch
Is like
Like a woman confronting a man
For
Like a Me Too thing
And he's like
Ah, Purge rules
But it was during The Purge
Purge rules
It was
Why
What would you say that?
Like it's Purge
There's a literal times up
In The Purge
Once it hits midnight
Yeah, yeah
We should pitch that to SNL
Yeah, I think
They should put that
SNL is doing great stuff, dude
All I saw was Shane's monologue
Which I thought was funny
I thought that was really good
Yeah, I thought it was really good
I'm still
I'm still going to help you rob him
But
Yeah
I guess it was The Purge
I guess you could try being gay
And it wouldn't count
Yeah, oh, it doesn't count
If you're Purge gay
No, I'm Purge gay
Because it's too old
I'm too old in my life
To try being gay
You know what I mean?
Never too old
That's just like
37?
When Dane fucks like an 18-year-old
He's like
I'm never too old
You have to have that Dane Cook mentality
Yeah, but no one's like
Oh, good for him
37, you look good for 37
Ah, I don't know