Name: How did Osama Bin Laden Die? | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How did Osama Bin Laden Die? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-26. Transcript available.

Ron White, Tanner Salad.
Legend, dude.
Yeah.
Last night, I got my ass eaten by a five-year-old.
That's my favorite, Ron White, though.
He's the best.
Yeah.
I turned around, and I said, how old are you, sweetie?
22, 23?
She pulls her mouth off my ass, and she says, I'm five.
Fuckin' five.
Just crush it?
Just crush it?
Well, I guess I'll see you at probation here.
Oh, that's a good tag.
He drinks brandy?
I thought it was whiskey.
Maybe it's whiskey.
I don't know.
I imagine it's kind of more of like a fancy boy.
He drinks crevasse-yay?
It's crazy how him and Hillary Clinton are just kind of merging into the same
person.
That is kind of true.
Yeah.
There's that, and then there's, they say, Yasser Arafat and Ringo Starr look
pretty much the same person.
They do look the same.
Yeah, yeah.
Those are the two.
Those are the two that people say.
No, and Scottie Pippen and Osama bin Laden.
No, Osama bin Laden looks like, he looks like somebody, but it's not, he's kind
of, he was a handsome guy.
He's a gray-looking guy.
Yeah.
Hell of a good-looking guy.
You think he's handsome or no?
Osama bin Laden was one of the sexiest people ever, yeah.
Yeah, I think, and he had a big one, too, apparently.
Had to, yeah.
SEAL Team 6 said he had one of the biggest ones ever.
Yeah, that was the thing they shot that killed him.
They shot, they shot his dick.
Yeah, they shot him in the dick.
That was, like, that was famously, he was looking at, he had ten porn screens
up, like the architect.
Yeah.
He was in, he was masturbating, and, and, yeah, apparently, he hid behind a
naked woman that he just uses as a healer, like his head.
Yeah, SEAL Team 6 knocked on the door, he's like, don't come in!
Come on, bro!
Give me one minute!
He, like, turned the faucet on to make it sound like he was showering.
I'm bathing!
Don't come in!
Didn't they just throw, they threw his body into, like, the Red Sea?
They threw it into, I thought the Atlantic Ocean, yeah, but they threw it in
the ocean.
Yeah, they, like, put cement in a bag.
Oh, even better, dude.
Imagine you're just, like, you're, you're some, like, just Italian fucking f***ing
looking for octopus, you know, and you...
I think that's in the Mediterranean, but, yeah.
No, Italy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Yeah, guy, like, a Geppetto-style guy with his little boy in there on the boat,
and it's gone.
Right, yeah, and you just, you pull up Osama Bin Laden on the, on the reel, and
then you take it to your impoverished village, and you're just trying to sell.
Somebody probably ate it.
You fillet it?
I guarantee, like, somebody probably, some f***ing weird European freak
probably ended up eating Osama Bin Laden.
They do that.
They eat, like, snails in Osama Bin Laden and stuff out there.
Yeah, like, you have food in a French restaurant.
Yeah, yeah, they're like, this is a delicacy.
Yeah, yeah.
They're like, this is a delicacy.