Name: Vaush's Controversial Horse Folder | Kurt Metzger on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Vaush's Controversial Horse Folder | Kurt Metzger on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-31. Transcript available.

You know who that guy Vaush is?
That's been around since I was a boy.
Those are the OG's.
See, when I was a kid, we had Nambla.
When I was a kid online, that was one of the only websites you could go to.
That was one of the first ones.
There was nowhere to go.
Everything else was just for adults.
Hey, I'm 11 years old, I know what I want.
I want it now.
I don't need the government getting in between me and my soccer coach.
That website, half of it was for adults and half of it was for kids.
I don't know why people...
I mean, everything else.
Where else am I going to head?
There's five websites.
Do you know who Vaush is?
V-A-U-S-H.
He's that BreadTube guy.
He's got a ponytail and...
Okay.
Rich Vaush?
BreadTube is...
It's people that use conservative style video titles, but they're actually
progressive.
It's like a communist...
It's streamer bullshit.
The reason I love it is because that little twerp...
Rich Vaush?
So that guy...
I don't know if you follow stupid shit, but if you pick one stupid thing, it
was my favorite.
So that guy Vaush was on his stream talking about commie shit like he's a songbiker.
And he clicked on a folder that said "Taxes" by mistake while he's commenting
on an Asian guy's suits.
And then the folder opens up and it's pictures of a horse's fucking anime style
drawing children.
Okay?
For a split second.
Wait, like real horse?
Like a...
No, it's drawing...
A drawing.
No, anime.
Like DeviantArt.
Oh, okay.
Okay, but in his "Taxes" folder.
And for a split second.
Like, had I been watching, I wouldn't pick it up.
But, you know, all these Spurgs online.
Yeah.
Freeze frame it.
They see everything.
He likes lolliporn where horses are fucking kids, okay?
Mm-hmm.
And so it causes a hole.
Like, the people that are allied with him have to try to defend this.
And then Ethan from H3H3, who used to like him, now is like, "What the fuck is
this?"
Mm-hmm.
Now, also, Vaush isn't 100% supporting Israel, so that's partially what they
turned on him.
But his fucking excuse for it is one of my favorite...
He goes, "Oh, I didn't realize there were kids.
I thought they were short-stack goblins."
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Short-stack goblins?
That sounds like the name of a minor league baseball team.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, right.
Because, you know, short-stack...
You know, like gob...
Yeah.
These fucking online people are into shit beyond science and imagination.
But then he goes, his whole fallback was like, "No, I didn't really..."
You know, looking back, those girls licking the horse's asshole look young in
the picture.
I should have realized, you know, I'm into horses.
I'm into horses.
I like horse cock.
Mm-hmm.
That was his fallback.
I'm a zoophile.
Oh, okay.
Not a pedophile.
No, you understand.
Big penis, not tiny.
It's gotta...
Yeah, but...
I'm going...
Socially speaking, it has to be better than fucking a kid, right?
Than raping a kid?
You can't really fuck a kid.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, pardon me, pardon me.
That's kind of fucked up.
Like, that's even...
I mean, not...
It's bad to the horse, too.
Because now you're turning this horse into a pedophile.
Well, Cenk Uygur said he would legalize it if he could, remember?
What's that?
The guy from TYT, you ever see a clip of him where he's like, "I would legalize?
Because if you're pleasuring a horse, who's hurt?"
Oh, the guy whose first and last name you're not allowed to say anymore?
Cenk Uygur!
That guy?
Dude, I've thought that, but I dare not say it because I don't want to get in
trouble
for saying his shitty name.
I know.
Yeah, I can't.
Dude, your first and last name are not cool to say.
The only guy in the space of podcasting with a worse name than Calm Town.
Dude, Shane Gillis lost a job for just saying part of your bullshit name.
Right, yeah.
That's why no one cared about the Uyghurs, because, like, people, you know,
most people
don't know jack shit, so I'd be like, "Do you know anything about the Uyghur?"
And they'd go, "Yo."
I'm like, "No, it's not."
I tried to spell it for them.
Oh, the Young Turks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's what I do now.
People talk about Chinese, like, "Oh, the Cenk Uygurs?"
Yeah.
It is funny to imagine that the Chinese just have, like, Scott, Khan, and Vanilla
Ice
in a prison somewhere.
And they're just using their limited resources to come up with secret dances.
Tom Hanks' bad son is out there.
Shh.
The guards are coming.
They're hiding.
They have dried feces with dance moves.
Yeah.
Scrawled into them.
Just hiding the feces.
They have to read, like, a Little Red Mal book, and they're fucking...
And they're fucking...
Uh-huh.