Name: Kurt Metzger on Liberals Reaction to October 7th | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kurt Metzger on Liberals Reaction to October 7th | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-01. Transcript available.

Oh, so this is the story I wanted to tell you before about, now that I don't
have to worry about this other fucking podcast.
So I sit down and the one guy that worked, now again, I'm not like coming out
as Terry Crews here.
Pete, you marked that thing, I said I won't cut?
Yes.
Okay, good, we'll cut that, just in case.
So like this bombshell, I understand people are like, oh, this is the stupid
club that canceled me playing there and Dave Smith and whatever that I just put
up to laugh at online.
I got four news stations that want to talk about cancel culture.
I go, I don't give a fuck about that, I just thought it was funny, this email
this girl wrote.
Oh, I didn't see the email.
It's like hilarious.
I saw that, where is this, in Seattle or something?
In where the Chaz was.
Remember the Chaz?
Oh, so you were, but that was outside.
You guys were doing it.
No, that is the Capitol Hill area.
Oh, okay.
So it was some club where like, after talking to the community and the whatever,
we can't have all these people at the club.
Oh, and you know, I'm not mad at them.
Like, bitch, you're going out of business.
Like, first of all, you're in a human shit area and you have to consult with
the goddamn community and the place that seceded from the union during BLM time.
Are you, it's hilarious.
So when I saw that Capitol City thing, I was like, this is the funniest shit.
Yeah.
I literally, cancel culture died on October 7th.
We all know that, right?
Yes, yeah.
Hamas killed cancel culture.
It's so much time now.
I confused that and January 6th, October 7th.
The dates.
Yeah.
Half the time they think, they're like, oh, what an awful thing that happened.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Which one?
One of the funniest things of all time.
And then they're like, which one?
I'm like, both of them.
Both of them are the funniest things that ever happened.
Yeah.
So, so, uh, that's because when that happened, all like the fucking, like, not
the religious, like your, or whatever, your religious kind of Zionists that
were never wokeies.
The ones, like, people that I like, okay?
Like, uh, uh, whatever.
Like, I'll just say Sarah Silverman as an example.
I'm not trying to pick on her exactly.
But liberal, but love Israel, but they're anti, or Bill Maher, perfect.
Bill Maher, you know, the Bible's stupid, right?
That's what I learned from Bill Maher.
I mean, okay.
I learned that too from him.
Yeah.
So they're all bewildered that there wasn't this flood of support they thought
there would be.
You know, you spent the last 10 years telling all these redneckers their Bible
is fucking stupid, right?
It's about, what, 70% of the justification for Israel existing.
Yeah.
The Bible.
You're right.
Um, I don't get why you believe it should exist, is that you hate the Bible,
but you told these rednecks that used to support you unconditionally, the Bible's
stupid.
Then, you told them, they're the terrorists, instead of the Muslims, that they
wanted to fight forever for you.
Yeah.
Now you said, no, it's white gamers and rednecks are the terrorists.
Uh-huh.
They're Muslim.
Oh, you know, after J-Way's sex.
Then, you tried to make their fucking kids gay.
Yeah.
So now, you think they're going to send their kids to Sandy Land to go fight?
I'm just here.
My whole, all I understand about October 7th.
Who was doing that?
I watched, I watched.
Secular, liberal, Zionist, where they're like, uh, super woke, right?
But they love Israel and they can't put.
I watched the footage of October 7th.
I don't know anything about either sides of these, but I am pro Mario Kart.
Yeah.
And when I see guys riding a go-kart with a parachute attached to it, I say,
those are my guys.
That's the side I'm on.
I think the larger point and whatever side of this thing.
And I hate music festivals.
Look, whatever side anybody's on.
Imagine somebody did that to Bonnaroo.
You would be like, good.
Yeah, yeah.
If Coachella got Mario Kart.
You know, if you can't feel safe having a rave next to a concentration camp,
where can
you?
Anyway, the one thing that no matter where this goes, and I think we're all
going to agree,
no matter what side you're on, is that Krav Maga is bullshit.
It is.
It's tickle fighting.
Krav Maga has never worked.
It's scratching and biting and tickle fighting.
And balls.
Yeah, it's about time.
And I'm sorry if this is going to get me in trouble, but Krav Maga is bullshit.
I think we can go on the record and say that.
It's undignified.
A gentleman would never.