Name: Nick Mullen Reviews Schindler's List | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Mullen Reviews Schindler's List | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-06. Transcript available.

Did you see the White Hitman movie with Michael Fassbender?
I saw it.
No, what's that?
It's like a...
Oh, no.
It's the Fincher.
He's like narrating in his head the whole time.
It's about being a filmmaker or something.
I think it's like an analogy.
I mean, there's like a joke in it where he makes a Wordle joke.
I want to see it.
He makes a joke about Wordle in it.
I rewatched Seven recently.
I also rewatched...
Schindler's List was on TV.
I told Adam this yesterday.
I've not seen Schindler's List in a very long time.
You watched it with commercials?
No, I have cable.
Nick said he thought it was hilarious.
Well, it is.
It's very funny.
So there's a scene in Schindler's List.
There's a scene in Schindler's List where...
He said the premise is funny.
Nick, come on.
So Schindler owns all these Jews, I guess, which the whole story is absurd to
me because
he's a guy who's a Nazi Party member who goes to Poland when they invade Poland.
He's like, I can get cheap slave labor and I won't even do any...
I won't even be the guy running the business.
I'll get slave Jews to run the business.
See how they like it.
And I'm just going to get pussy.
And he brings the idea to Ben Kingsley.
And Ben Kingsley's like, so we do all the work and you do nothing?
And he's like, that's exactly right.
You know?
And he's like, your options are that or the fucking Holocaust?
And then he's like, okay, I guess we'll do this.
And then he doesn't do anything.
Eventually, he sees the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto.
So he's like, wow, I think this Holocaust thing might be kind of bad.
But imagine that being your breaking point is watching children being lined up
and shot.
Prior to that, everything else fine.
I always thought that the end of the story, in real life, is like...
That's what I'm getting to at the end.
They're all like, thank you.
I would imagine half of the people were like, no, let's kill this.
Let's kill this guy.
Yeah.
There's no way all of them were like, oh, this guy's a hero.
Yeah.
It's almost like at the end, he was like, oh, and I did it to help you.
Yeah.
No, basically.
Otherwise...
After I made record revenue.
Right.
Yeah.
No, he's like, oh, I could have sold more stuff, I guess.
They gave him a ring and a letter.
And Gandhi was in it.
Anyways, the thing that was funny to me...
Yeah, the man's versatile.
The thing that was funny to me is I'd have forgotten the scene was in it.
But there's a scene where they close down...
Basically, so he had a factory in Warsaw.
And then they close down the ghetto and they open a prison labor camp.
And so they take all of his workers and bring them to the prison labor camp.
Then he has to negotiate to create his own camp attached to his factory so that
he can have the workers back.
And then that closes and then they're all sent off.
So he has another labor camp that he moves his factory to or something like
that.
But some of his workers end up on the train to Auschwitz.
So they go to Auschwitz.
So he has to go to Auschwitz to get them back by bribing the fucking commandant
or whatever.
And then it's Auschwitz.
You know, like the scene prior to this is the gas chamber scene.
You know, where all the women think that they're going to be...
Why are you smiling?
They all think they're going to be gas chambered.
And then it's like, oh, thank God, it's just a shower.
And then they go outside.
And then they see the other line.
And those guys are going to the gas chamber.
And you just see the smokestack.
And then it's the morning after.
And Oscar Schindler showed up to get his Jews back from Auschwitz.
And he's just dressed like fucking dolomite.
He's got...
He's dressed like a pin.
He's got like a big like dark winged duck hat on.
It's still the 1940s.
So, you know...
And he's got a big fur coat on and like a leopard print scarf and stuff.
And it's just...
He looks like...
He looks like it's a Cat Williams special.
He's walking into Auschwitz.
Where are my Jews?
He's like an American gangster where they're like, dude, don't.
Don't go too big.
Yeah, you're showing off too much.
Yeah, don't show off too much.
It's just very funny to imagine.
Because that probably happened.
You probably went to Auschwitz dressed like a pin.
Kings of comedy.
Yeah.