Name: The Future of the The Adam Friedland Show | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Future of the The Adam Friedland Show | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-14. Transcript available.

is he still doing his thing i the how much would you sell me your show for this
show how much would
you sell me a controlling chair in the adam when nick's not here so i i would
have to ask him but
i think maybe two hundred dollars two hundred two you were gonna say two
hundred thousand i would
buy the adam friedland show for two hundred thousand what would you do complete
creative
control sean king you guys are interviewing like like cool guys or whatever
yeah we should
you need to just have fucking freaks on here yeah you need to have you'd had
that a little bit at the
beginning you had that little dwarf gentleman i wouldn't say he's a freak i'd
say that's a a that
is a he's not watching this yeah but i just you don't want to talk shit on past
guests i get that
no i'm not talking shit i just didn't i just didn't clock him as a freak i just
thought
that's normal to you i just thought you need to have only freak guests yeah on
this show yeah and
sean king is a freak yeah yeah i mean his commitment to the bit is crazy
incredible well i want dola's
all really bad i mean we can't but like you how do i get to get her i don't
know you haven't even
tried she hasn't only fans uncertainly and the only fans she has a messaging
have you seen the leaks
i've seen the leaks yeah she look good i mean i would be honest she doesn't
look good no she doesn't
she's not she doesn't look good in the in the leaks but that doesn't matter she
looks good she
and she because she put in the fucking work we all know this dola's all the
warmest turn we like
dola's yeah yeah we everyone likes dola's all but you should have like dola's
all dj academics on
here i would love that yeah fucking good phase banks i don't think phase would
come on why not
fate you already kind of had chad hanks is kind of a phase banks no no chad is
chad is cool coolest
but he's like phase wants to be chad yeah adam 22 yeah adam 20 he i would not
he's a guy who's
interested in in some meat as well well if he let me run train on his girl i
would i would let
adam 22 if you were my slave adam i would make you a star i mean it's the money
you're here in new
york the patreon if the patreon recovered i would let i would be going down is
the patreon going down
precipitously i think every month it's going down i think we're at like twelve
thousand dollars a
month right now this you can't have that no no it's not good here's not
handling it well i mean nick
he's money first right obviously he doesn't he's not a very principled guy no
no yeah i mean i would
let you do it i would let you i would let you okay first thing we do we how do
we fix this economy
middle seat flight to la and i need you on that fucking adam 22 porno podcast
where you fuck his
wife and i want do i fuck his wife and i talk to him right after i think you
talked to him before
i've never seen i got ball sweat i got ball sweat i got pussy juice on my face
and i want an honest
review for her i can i can get on his show he's hit me up plenty i know you can
get on his show
yeah i need you to fuck his wife that's i'm getting on his show is okay fine
does it plenty of freaks
does it it has to be broadcast though yeah it has to be broadcast adam do you
want to be famous and rich
let me ask you this i don't know about doing sex and do you i'm not asking if
you want more than
anything to be famous you want more than anything to be famous and rich more
people know this about me
i really want to be you want to be famous yeah that's the name of the show and
yet what you do
in practice is you sit here in your little studio yeah have have various indie
rock musicians come in
you ask them you know we need you in la fucking wives yeah other thing that we
need to do is we
need we need a kind of bagel boss type incident from you i want you to assault
somebody at a restaurant
yeah viral video think about this what if i tore down yeah dasha got kind of
famous off that
like uh she's like alex joe alex joe thing i need you to in that kind of
situation what if i
what if i tore down a missing poster for the the hostages yeah yeah yeah yeah
or you should start
putting up missing posted missing posters yeah put some up put some up yeah
with your face on them
that's what i'm saying is you have a very and that pisses everyone off yeah
everybody yeah you
have an which is the best troll and racist fan base you gotta get everyone mad
if you can't please
everybody don't please anybody yeah get everyone mad everybody mad that is kind
of like the consistent
through line in my life is offending everyone everybody he's the rudest man you
go out to a
restaurant with him he's slapping asses repulsive personality repulsive
personality but you love him
yeah yeah here's but i need you yeah i'm just slap ass i say sorry i have bad
personality
the the come town and now adam friedland show fan base notoriously repulsive
right no i think that i
think some of the i think good guy there's so much love and but they but let's
between you and me
guys yeah i love you guys i'm listen i'm one of you he's one of them he was in
he was in afghanistan
listening i was a i was a mom he was on the reddit come town yeah subreddit
yeah yeah uh you need a
street team and you need that street team in every single city to be wheat pasting
missing poster
missing israel gaza hostage yeah adam friedland it's not a bad idea it's a good
idea i think it would
upset my family but at this point like what the fuck is your family gonna do
that's fleeting dude
yeah yeah yeah they love me they love me enough to like get over that one day
they'll all be gone
you'll be gone but you know what'll be here my legacy my brother my legacy your
legacy yeah
another thing you need to do is i think that you need to
well i you know i like your girlfriend a lot so this is tough for me to say
yeah nick's been trying to get me to cheat recently too to cheat yeah if you
cheated
oh my god i would be so disappointed in you yeah i can't do it what with what a
dog yeah
if i cheated with a dog that could be the viral incident though that's what i'm
saying i i do well
it's like you already will kind of have a sex day with adam 22's wife yeah yeah
but i think that
like there needs to be some kind of like air i it's not like a cancellation or
something but you need
like a crazy like you need to start dating who's that chick who killed her mom
or whatever got out
of prison yeah you need to start you don't need to start dating her but you
need to fuck her you need
to fuck that little killer lady yeah yeah she looks like she looks like shit
too she's girl you know
i don't want to say anything because obviously but you know she's not i'm not
but you know i that's
not how i view people anyways another thing you need to do is just make the
show better yeah yeah
that that that's a good idea that's a good idea i was asking nick about that
the other day he was
just like we're not doing that no he was like he's not like he's i don't know
he says i have a plan
trust the plan you know i i get that nick is very smart you know he's a comedic
genius he is the
man he's so smart he's so funny yeah but the the podcast for instance you guys
were doing the lab
mics i'm glad to see that actual microphones have made a return how's it sound
pete pete says it
sounds great they've got this gnomish producer back there this guy's like
fucking it's four feet tall
but the pod so what you need to be in here is adam when people see you you're
like a different kind of
man right i'm built different you're built i got that dog in me crazy different
in a way that i
don't think people have been built before yeah so you've seen these podcasts
like fresh and fit
they're like they're like red pill this is we were talking about this before
the show i think this is
the idea this is the i think we need girls in bikinis and i need to be yeah i
need to be yelling at
them you know i think you need to be yourself around them right oh i don't even
have to try
you don't have to try i think i think because all the red pill podcasts follow
one formula is you pay
a porn star to come on your show and then you yell at her for being a porn star
or a prostitute
yeah yeah what we need to do is we need to get some hookers in here to
disrespect me to disrespect you
yeah yeah exactly yeah because that's how we turn on podcasts yeah what we need
is a beta podcast
yeah they'll say to me they'll be like you pooped your pants on a podcast how
do you ever expect a
woman to be with you exactly right and i'll be like but you don't you you do
nasty things and they're
like this isn't about me this is about you exactly yeah and they're like we're
getting paid more than
you yeah some of these women are making you're laughing stock you're laughing
stock i have three
houses yeah yeah how much are you making for this exactly yeah and i'll be like
well the profits
play with nick is i'm giving five percent he's getting 95 yeah yeah but i can
bump it up to 10
yeah but i'm getting the eyes on me you know i'm getting the eyes on me and i
think that would be
great if you were sitting there in like a tank top or like some kind of like
like a crop cut thing
no i'm thinking mesh where you see my nipples through yeah yeah if you were
dressed yeah you're mesh
and you're sitting there and just like six busty females yeah are just berating
you top one percent
only fan we would make you a million dollars a month you think so i absolutely
think who's getting
yelled at by women these days no one well all of us at home at home at home it
was happening for a
second here's the thing 2017 2018 women were yelling right women's march march
all that kind of
stuff something changed yeah it's now everyone's yelling at women again yeah i
don't feel i don't
feel comfortable with that i love women i'm well i'm afraid i'm actually more
just afraid i'm also
afraid yeah because they could say anything and they'd be like oh he's got a i
wouldn't even call
that a dick exactly yeah this is this is my worry this is my worry um but i
that i think that we
we just need to radically change the form of everything that you do in your
life but you're
not willing to do it you want to sit here and you want to have some some stand-up
comedian on here
to joke around with yeah yeah how was the weekend but you do you oh you did
this the thursday late
got a little spicy where there was a drunk guy oh i love doing i love doing
shows people don't like
that in milwaukee oh indianapolis that's a rough market for me that's a rough
neighborhood to do
it no one cares no they you don't want you they want a whore your audience
hates and loves you and
they love i think they love beautiful prostitutes they love well i love girls
too i love them they're so
beautiful