Name: Looney Tunes Gun Violence in America | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Looney Tunes Gun Violence in America | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-27. Transcript available.

i saw a video online of like some guy going into it's like one of the subreddits
said like
great idea pal r slash wow that wow that was a good idea about what it's just
like that whole
website is so stupid there's just so many communities that are just they should
just
be called it's just r slash act like a bunch of smug anyway so this one is like
uh yeah it's like
darwin awards or something oh yeah i've seen that yeah and so this one i don't
think it was the
darwin awards wait was it the are you talking about the one with the pedophile
no it's a guy it's a guy
going into a convenience store and there's a security guard there with a
shotgun on his chest
and then a sidearm and he goes in the guy's like telling him to leave and he's
like he's like
you kidding me bro and he's got like a gun on him and the security guard just
fucking shoots the guy
probably 400 times i'm not even kidding and then you just see him he's like
empties the fucking
the guy's on the ground you hear him unload like in a 7-eleven in a 7-eleven
just unloads like
he's off camera the guy's like dead and then you hear like he's got the shotgun
too and then he
starts shooting him with the shotgun i mean it's one of the at a certain point
it's like you know
seeing somebody get shot once or twice that's like unsettling but the second
gun is seeing a guy get
shot like 500 times by the same guy he's like well i mean i'm already shooting
him i might as well
he shoots him with a shotgun like another 10 times after that
what did he say to to prompt that you want to go or something he was like are
you kidding me bro and
he's got like a gun in his waistband i saw that and i was like you know what i
actually like america
again it's the best country it's awesome it's awesome that that happens all the
time i mean it's
like all the time that's so cool it's cowboy i mean can you imagine being in
like gay ass london and
some guy comes in store he's like yeah you got a problem governor and then they
just have to like
fucking slap they just slap at each other they have knives yeah they have
knives like let me give you a
little slice oh how's that how's a nicking for you meanwhile a weed meanwhile
we get videos like this
this guy just just literally a hundred pounds of lead
second gun which is probably i can't and it's like the outside of the store is
all blown out because
these exposures for the inside of the store he's probably destroyed the parking
lot there's probably
just children killed just families dead outside there's fucking your you come
at you you were taking a
piss you were using you were using the bathroom you had to pay for it's covered
in diarrhea and hiv needles
and you come back and you're fucking your car is destroyed covered in blood and
you're like oh
something must have happened in another it must have been another day in america
you left that's awesome in the car that's awesome it's the best country
having a second gun the second gun is insane it's just riddled with balls that's
crazy
well if you're a pedophile at a hotel room it was a sting and the police
answered the door and this
old guy goes to pull out a gun and three or four different cops light him up
and the body cam
footage it looks like they set fireworks off in the hallway of a hotel it looks
it looks like cgi
the amount of lightning that's coming out of these guns and the guy's body they're
shooting a pedophile
yeah yeah but he had a gun yeah he was going to meet up like a teen or
something oh it was in
philadelphia and he pulled out a gun oh was it yeah also like why is that the
darwin awards
oh is this going to get the guard and the man parked at the business at the
time both were shot
the guard was injured the man died from his injuries our kelly rule reports
the gas station owner who did not want to comment on camera said they will
continue to use the guards
he says it's for everyone's safety the head of that protection agency tells me
his guard is
expected to be out of the hospital in a few days so far he has not been charged
i think the whole thing is just really um has just really kind of shaken us up
surveillance video
provided to fox 29 shows the physical fight between a 30 year old armed
security guard according to
police and a 39 year old man who was parked outside this fairmount sunoco on
west college avenue
the video shows the man pull a gun out we are pausing the video before the
exchange of gunfire
carissa like many neighbors heard them and saw the the sound effect
that's crazy
but also why is that the darwin awards is that supposed to be about a stupid
way to die because
it's like around around around find out the darwin awards are about like stupidity
yeah a guy like
pull a gun on a man with two visible guns and you get killed you're stupid but
no that's just brutal
but that's survival of the fittest that guy's not fit to survive if you think
you can pull a gun
it's not on a guy with a visible shotgun i don't understand what your i don't
understand what your
position is here you don't the darwin awards are about a guy that that's like
trying to suck his own
dick and then he accidentally dies which is pretty stupid right it's so stupid
yeah so it'd be pretty
stupid as well to pull a gun on someone with two visible guns it's a goofier
thing basically a cop
really what the fuck oh god really really it's crazy look it cuts off before it's
even done he shoots him like six times he's done
more yeah he's got more where that came from yeah
and i mean when the video starts you're like oh i don't want to watch a guy die
but then the bullets
keep the sounds keep going and it's a cartoon yeah yeah it's mr b oh really
yeah
yeah that's the top sad when that happens it's so funny i want to grab your
penis
really
it's so funny that ian is laughing so hard that he's like this this makes me
want to be gay
i'm feeling it i'm feeling this i'm feeling sucking my dick right now it's such
a good feeling this yeah
this is a comment on this on reddit this one's for all you i don't carry a
spare because i'll never
need it dimwits what was he supposed to do yeah what was he supposed to do yeah
but this guy well no
this is a guy on the gun reddit who already has a guy he walks around with two
guns but what's the other
guy with a gun he doesn't this guy's so this guy's so two way he's like i can't
really can't stand
people that only carry one it's so irresponsible you dimwits yeah just play the
audio again of the guy
going ah there is literally no situation where not carrying a spare is
preferred over carrying
a spare two guns and if you do mental gymnastics to arrive there you are a
certified dimwit
go to that guy's post history what else does he post on
the accounts deleted r slash r slash b b being ian how dare you
ian needs to taser his balls again this week oh my god that's insane
really carrying a spare what the does that mean
really
sound of the shotgun was so comically loud what's the noise of like the moan is
it the guy being shot
eight yeah yeah yeah and he's laying there and in the break between the handgun
and the shotgun he
goes he took like he took like eight oh he took eight really how's he still
alive that's not real
that can't be real yes it's real adam it's monty python life it's unexpected
what happens in it
so
you