Name: Lemmy: "They Would SUCK My Moles! "| Dan Soder on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-05-05T15:30:03.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lemmy: "They Would SUCK My Moles! "| Dan Soder on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-05. Transcript available.

you know his real name's like uh it's like
teach me how to be gay
directed by brian singer hey old nazi teach me how to be gay
he's like in the old country i was an ss soldier named
that's the other aspect of brian singer that's weird like aside from the boy
rape i mean that's that's a pretty weird one
but he's got an obsession with nazi stuff that's not like
like lemmy like remember how lemmy would collect yeah but lemmy was a rock guy
brian singer yeah but why does that make it okay
well like yeah because it's like it's evil it's like he's like yeah it's bad
it's a lot of stuff this bad smoking cigarettes
i don't know i'll tell everyone you know the jews got starved
and you gotta smoke cigarettes and you think the gas chamber's cool
there's nothing more metal than just gas and a bunch of juice
just imagine the women that were fucking him like up until the last day yeah
not prime not prime lemmy
no yeah lemmy at 71 years old with like with prostate cancer in his brain
that it's spread from his testicular cancer him wheezing during foreplay
because he was smoking
just bloody cum leaking out of his fucking like eye sockets the only thing that
gets him off is he's like suck the mole
yeah right suck the mole that he would do that you know he would do that right
to women fucking yeah that was like i've read interviews where he's like women
want to suck on them and stuff it's disgusting that's revolting
but him at like 70 years old acting that way and then and then it's like there's
21 years old
21 year olds they're like well i'm from long island so i have to fuck love
i met him at the rainbow room he's a rock my dad my dad had a motorcycle yeah
exactly it my dad would lose his mind and he's like
i'm gonna hold a nazi knife to your throat while you suck me where am i where
am i are you my susan
he's got kind of a name from his past
are you is that you dot
is that you
yo i don't know but you're fucking creeping me out you old you old weirdo
reminds me of getting topped from the missus during the blitz
i used to have a hot glass of tea as those krauts were raining down hell on me
they want to know i like nazi stuff it's because i got topped during the blitz
because as i popped in her mouth the bombs went off
i had to get under a slab of concrete because she was giving me top
that's so funny him getting sucked while the fucking just just 20 bombs falling
on his block and he's like
oh fuck let's see that queer mick jagger talk about that