Name: Could the United States Defend a Nuclear Strike? | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Could the United States Defend a Nuclear Strike? | Nick Mullen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-13. Transcript available.

I feel grateful that we grew up in a time where it didn't feel like school
shootings were very
popular. Like I was never worried about that as a kid. I wasn't worried about
it either but school
shootings have been a thing since the night. Yeah but like it felt like they
really caught on you
know like it now I think these kids they're doing like they're putting like
iron domes in
classrooms now. Have you seen this shit? They're not putting the iron dome in
class. Israel is
sending iron domes into what there's like a missile that goes like kills us.
What are you
talking about? No they have these like it's like folds into the wall and then
basically a teacher
unfolds it and it becomes like a room within a room and it's like made of steel.
She puts all the
kids in there and then she lights it on fire. And you know they're like they
have like these little
like shelters in rooms now. How crazy is that? That iron dome thing is crazy.
Yeah I knew a gal we gave
some. Do we all have that? No one's just shooting missiles at the other
countries? Well Israel the U.S.
uses it as like a testing site for like our tech. So like they'll send the iron
dome there and be
like well they're gonna get a lot of use out of it. We can analyze the data. We'll
know how effective
it is for us. They're like a beta tester for us. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Well
nuke is real folks.
I don't know. I mean try it. Let's see how well the iron dome works. Do you
think we got the tech
to fucking defend a nuke? I kind of feel like we do. Do we? I think so. I think
the U.S.
because they say like the NSA is like 20 years ahead of modern tech right? Yeah
but that's
the NSA. That's not like like missile technology. But just like imagine the
fuck it. Like I think
all the like the UFOs and all this shit that's happening like I think that's
all just hyper
advanced military tech. I think it's both the United States and Russia have
missiles now like
warheads now. What are they called? Mervs. It's uh. He's a Jewish guy. Yeah. He's
got a
Merv. They just fly a Jewish guy through space. They're like multi. It's like
multiple re-entry
vehicle or something. But basically like because ballistic missiles. That's
what they call my
dick. They go up into space you know and then they come down so fucking fast
you can't like
they're hard to shoot down. But even if you could shoot them down the new ones
now they'll
just like send a bunch of different warheads over like a huge area. I think
they could shoot
those down pretty easy now. Yeah. They just see now they have like scopes for
rifles to
shoot down drones because drones are so popular in war. Yeah. It's like an aim
bot. It like
fucking auto locks and helps you like just very easily shoot shit out of midair.
They have
like literal fucking hacks. I think it's a matter of like if you have enough
missiles that any
system is going to be overwhelmed. Yeah. Like that's what happened with when
Iran like they
killed that guy in Syria or they killed those IRGC guys and then you know a
couple weeks ago
Iran responded. And they sent a bunch of like you know drones and missiles over.
Right. And
then it was like oh nothing got through. And it's like well nothing got through
because
you had like four different countries trying to intercept everything. Right.
Right. But
then stuff did get through. Like they did hit like you know. Yeah. Like an air
force base.
And it's like if you know even Iran like in that small example as you can
imagine you know a country
like Russia launching you know every fucking nuke that they have. Yeah. Yeah.
Apparently the
nuclear sub is like the biggest that's the that's like the real winning game
piece because it's
like apparently impossible to find a fucking submarine underwater. Yeah. It's
like so hard. Yeah.
Just because of how vast the ocean is. Right. But I'm willing to bet that we
have the tech to
like I would love to believe that the U.S. is with all the trillions of dollars
we spent
on fucking defense. We could prevent a nuke from hitting. Yeah. But everything
kind of like
switched to deterrence at some point. So like the reality of like nuclear war
between like
the United States and Russia is probably not going to happen. Yeah. It'll
likely be India
and Pakistan. I think. Wow. And then you know. What that would smell like.
I was literally I was trying to not make. Yeah. I know you can't. I mean.
Can you imagine if their smell got in the waterways. Dude. If it was in the
atmosphere.
If it was in the fucking atmosphere. No. I'm sorry.
Are you there. That's good stuff. Yeah. I mean it is funny. I wish it didn't
make me laugh so much.
That's the funniest shit in the world is. I know. Yeah. Is that.
Is that.