Name: To Catch Chris Hansen | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-05-15T12:21:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'To Catch Chris Hansen | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'To Catch Chris Hansen | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-15. Transcript available.

I always say your aesthetic is like cool pedophile you said but what does that
fucking mean
what does that mean who who's the cool you're like uh but who's what is the
reference in your
head because that would have to mean like were you I don't have a reference by
somebody that
looks like this who is cool there's not like you don't say that and people are
like oh yeah
no he's just like the other night people he's like because you said the word
pedophile and it's a
comedy club yeah because people because they're just fucking apes down there
yeah they're programmed
to just you say like what does this guy do for a living fuck kids and people
like ha ha because
comedy is dog don't lead it on me because comedy is a bag of tricks yeah that
should be put out of
its misery I don't know that's sort of a mixed metaphor I you look like the
kind of you know
like if uh those YouTube pedophile hunts like when they pull up on you I feel
like uh you wouldn't
come off looking that bad you mean like to catch a predator yeah you'd have
like a whole pokemon
collection with you yeah like it'd be kind of like well brother I always have a
bag of condoms and
sprite remix on me you got nothing there like the comments would be like not
for nothing if he wasn't
there to meet a kid this guy would be I don't know why any of them just don't
like as soon as they
hand them the chat be like why don't you explain this be like oh I'm sorry I
can't read
like is that a problem you can read it to me but no I don't I don't have I've
never learned how to
read yeah how did you get here tonight I don't know I don't know I got no idea
but I know one
thing pal I've never used a computer in my life and I've never had sex either
in fact I only kind
I would jack off to the idea of fucking grandmas so so yeah sounds like you got
nothing on me
Mr. Chris Hansen
I would try to fuck Chris Hansen I would try I would just do the uno just try
to really charm
him once you're in the chair I'd be like more like Chris Hansen I'm like look I
knew this was the only
way I could meet you I said all those pictures of my spread asshole yeah Chris
I knew of course I knew
what this was and yes I'll have a seat on your cock what if that's an option he's
like why don't you
take a seat he's like why don't we grab lunch yeah listen I came I came here
Chris to pitch you on a
show idea it's me and you and we're dating it's a reality show it's called met
it's called it's
called uh pedophile fiance assume presume presume presumed innocent in a court
of law listen can I just go
home can I just fucking go home now please uh that show is good the best is
always like on that show I
was like I don't know if it was the entire time or the later seasons when they
were like our decoy
comes out to meet him in the kitchen it's like I don't know if that's necessary
yeah I don't think
you need a a decoy child you know it's also what does that do to me because the
decoy is always 24
years old right right if I'm sitting at home and I'm like oh this girl's kind
of hot and then what
then I have to feel bad about that because then what and then what this is this
is what if that
that poor girl who was the deed the 24 year old decoy on on on to catch a
predator yeah how is she
gonna have a normal relationship now in her life yeah when she you know gets
involved with somebody and
they're like what do you do and she's like I'm a pretend child that pedophiles
want to fuck on TV
she's like hand me that pigtail wig so men that are attracted me they're
attracted me because they
want to fuck children yeah and you're like yeah well it was nice meeting you I
don't think that would
deter a single man honestly it wouldn't it's just Lewis like wow that's awesome
so it's called to
catch a predator what's that about it's about predators or something wow that's
cool so you
got a hat what's that what is that like a baseball hat it's a new podcast on
gas yeah wow that's so
funny hey you want to do skanks fest you want to do like your decoy we could do
like the decoy
show at skanks fest anyways you want to come to jamaica with me