Name: Reggae for Rafah | Gavin Matts on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reggae for Rafah | Gavin Matts on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-29. Transcript available.

I'm trying to get a serious answer.
It's a comedy show.
I've got a serious question.
I just want to know what it is.
What's Zionism?
It's a...
That's so funny.
This might be a pinnacle of my life.
Is Steve asking me what Zionism is?
I want to know what it is.
This might be a moment of my life.
I've heard Bob Marley sing about it.
Okay, that amazing.
Zion.
Zion, Zion.
What's Zionism?
Okay, so you have the Babylonian triangle, right?
You have Jamaica.
You have England.
And then you have Zion, Ethiopia, where, praise him, Haile Selassie lives.
Okay.
So I did a little research afterwards.
That is not what Zionism is.
Oh.
Steve-O confused me.
Oh, is it not?
He was saying that Bob Marley sung about it, so I didn't understand.
Oh, so Zion...
Zionism is different than Mount Zion.
This entire time that I was watching the war, I thought it was a Bob Marley-style
war, and...
Yeah, is it not a Bob Marley-style war?
It's not a Bob Marley-style war.
He wasn't about war, maybe?
I missed the movie, so...
Bob Marley was not about war.
I haven't seen the movie yet.
Bibi Netanyahu.
Netanyahu.
Bibi Netanyahu.
Netanyahu.
Zion.
Dude, it's...
In all honesty, that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
I was at the pro-Palestine.
I've heard Bob Marley sing about it.
I was at a Palestine protest, and we were being like, no more Zion.
And that was kind of the chant that was going through.
The Jews control the media.
Mass media.
Mass media.
And the banks too.
Pedophilia.
Pedophilia.
St. James Island.
Epstein Island.
Epstein Island.
They are all connected.
The iry rhythms of the Epstein Island.
It is...
I mean, in all seriousness, folks...
What's that grove called?
Bohemian grove.
Bohemian.
Bohemia.
And the vaccine.
Don't forget the vaccine.
Do not take it.
The vaccine keep you far away from Jah.
Don't believe the lies that the media say.
Mass media.
Mass media.
We can go for the rest.
Let's go for the rest.
Let's go for the rest.
Let's just...
Let's commit.
Let's commit.
In 1948, the state of Israel.
Nagba.
Talking...
We talking...
No, no.
No, it's Zionism, so they're Zionist.
Oh, okay.
You can't go...
Come on.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, but back.
We're back in it.
We're workshopping.
Okay.
In 1948, the UN mandate established the state of Zion for the Jewish people and
the Bob Marley
style people.
And come on.
Keep it going.
Keep it going.
We're dropping this.
Come on.
It's so hard without Nick, the genius.
He would go for an hour on this.
He'd have everything.
Yeah, but...
I'm a little more mainstream.
Yeah.
I'm mainstream.
Yeah, I'm a little mainstream.
He's on the edge.
He's fringe.
He's fringe.
He's fringe.
His brain is on the fringe.
Nicky's on a fringe.
Israel.
Israel.
I don't know what is real.
Israel is kind of like a realize, realize, realize.
Realize, realize.
Israel is real.
Israel is real.
You like real guys.
Israel is real.
Guys?
Gay guys?
No, come on, dude.
Who is a real gay guy?
Who is that?
No.
Okay.
Let's go again.
Zion.
On the first day, the state of Israel was established.
That sounds like you're doing like a Vatican thing.
And on the first day, they were invaded by three different armies.
And then we don't like to talk about what happened to the people that live
there.
And they bought the land back from Egypt.
And now we build the settlements.
And don't believe the lies that the media tell you.
Real lies.
Real guys.
Probably about 12 Palestinians max have died.
It's the same picture.
It's actually AI.
They got it from ChatGPT.
Don't believe the media.
The media shared a ChatGPT lies.
Mass media.
Mass media.
I love.
I'm sitting so lazy.
I'm going to sit lazy this whole time.
This whole episode.
Keep going.
Let's keep doing this.
I want 0% of the nature.
All eyes, real lies.
All eyes, real lies.
Israel is real.
Israel.
All eyes, all eyes.
What?
All eyes on Rafa.
No, you're missing.
We got to do the.
Oh, real eyes, real eyes, real.
All eyes, Israel is real.
All eyes on Rafa.
Palestine never existed.
Whoa.
It's been Israel for 2,000 years.
The bit is that there is Zionist.
Yeah, but the bit is.
The protocols of the elders.
Within the bit.
I'm also remembering that what the bit is is bad, so I'm being like, I'm
bringing back.
But that's what satire is.
That's what satire is, bro.
I know, but you're doing that side.
But we're doing the bad thing to satirize the bad to the bad.
No, I understand.
Oh.
But then you have to break because it's so serious.
I don't want to do against you, bro.
I don't want to do this.
I'm with you.
Every podcast is like, oh, the two comedians trying to destroy each other on
the podcast.
I don't want to destroy you.
I want to do a friendly podcast with my friend, Gavin, who's wearing the New
York Yankees mama hat,
which is the worst.
Gavin, do you have an A24 tote bag?
No.
I don't have an A24 tote bag.
Gavin, do you have Criterion Collection t-shirt?
No.
With your MoMA New York Yankees hat.
It's not my hat.
It's Genevieve's.
You look like the president of Brooklyn.
It's not even my hat.
It's Genevieve's.
You're wearing a girl's hat.
That's pause.
No, Dee Dee.
That is pause.
Let's keep going.
The United Nations trying to take us down, but thank God for the United States
for having
a veto in a Security Council, one of five countries with a veto.
And they push back on the ICJ.
ICJ.
ICJ.
The ICJ want to bring us to court.
But we say no.
And South Africa trying to sue us.
I didn't think they had lawyers in South Africa.
How could they judge us?
How could they judge me?
They are a state of apartheid.
Yeah.
Apartheid.
South Africa.
I shot the sheriff of South Africa.
But I did not know the deputy.
But I.
B.B.
Netanyahu.
Netanyahu.
I hope zero people are watching at this point.
Damn.
I hope zero people.
Damn.
The Patreon just hit a dip again.
No.
The Patreon probably just went up 100k from this bit.
The Patreon just hit a dip again.