Name: What Happens When Joe Rogan Dies? | Tim Dillon on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Happens When Joe Rogan Dies? | Tim Dillon on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-02. Transcript available.

I think it goes to like where we maybe we're all just like we work for like
well like we pick a
corporation and that's we're just their entertainer I think we have work we
become the entertainer the
only thing left is some sort of like neo-feudal we're gonna have to have a king
and it'll probably
be some sort of religious king I don't know if it was a caliphate that doesn't
really they don't
really seem like they're winning I guess I don't think caliphate yeah will
happen in our time but
I could certainly see a probably a mormon king is where we're at the mormon
king like a clean cut
kind of in shape he's like a mitt romney mitt romney king but it would be like
mitt romney's
boyfriend yeah romney would be the queen be a gay mormon yeah gay gay mormon
king if I had to bet
on the future of the country looking at everything the way it's moving uh-huh
kind of a gay mormon
king apple watch yeah right tech savvy yeah right you know uh-huh smart yeah
proficient at several
different sports yeah we watch him play them right an mma style yeah he fought
an mma he's gay and
anyone can be the king if you can beat him at tickle fighting yes and good luck
yeah good luck this guy's
the master he knows what he's doing yeah the only rogan will never die I know
that I know no matter
what happens rogan will be the constant now wouldn't it be crazy if he just
dropped dead tomorrow what
kind of shock that would do it would be it would be shocking to a lot of people
it might usher in
like a level of debauchery like all these guys who are like going to the gym
and like eating you know
whatever they're eating I mean you might just see like all of these guys just
eating cake becoming fat
yeah becoming like feminine and fat yeah like imagine all these ufc guys kind
of running the
other way all these bro guys the guys that go out for stupid new york times
called it bro makase like
the shoot what is this they're just trying to say now that like rogan's made
sushi a masculine meal
which it's always been it's always been yeah it's never been like no one's ever
been like i'm gonna
have sushi and somebody goes what are you like no one's ever rogan thing is
sushi well he loves the
sushi place that he's made really popular but everybody likes sushi i mean i
know but they keep
this is what the new york times has written this article now where they're like
men are eating sushi
together it's retarded he's he's probably worn shirts more than sure no of
course it's like well
yeah no it's they're trying everything they try to do is to try to make it like
a problem there's
only like 10 types of food no no no that you can have and go out and have and
sushi is one of the
yeah but it's like the that's the new article is called bro makase and they're
like men are embracing
sushi is that a japanese word is that a pun yeah it's a pun they're like it
used to oh makase obviously
sushi but they're like it used to be steakhouses now if you want to close deals
or go out with your
bros it's sushi so i think if he died tomorrow you might see a lot of people
just become like fat and
gay yeah i feel like people would react to it like um more like uh you know
like a building had
collapsed rather than a person had died yeah well it would be 9-11 again like
it wouldn't it would be
no explanation that there would be no there would be no culprit there'd be no
but there would on the
internet yeah there would be a discussion you ever