Name: Ex-Mossad Chief Threatens ICC Prosecutor | Tim Dillon on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ex-Mossad Chief Threatens ICC Prosecutor | Tim Dillon on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-04. Transcript available.

I know we're already done, but I want to talk about this too.
Did you see that Guardian report about the former Mossad chief threatening the
last ICC prosecutor, the ICJ prosecutor?
No, but that seems so out of character.
Well, I read the summary.
I mean, it does seem, because the whole presentation of the Mossad, really the
most exposure we've had to the Mossad really is like Munich, the movie Munich.
Right, it's supposed to, they shouldn't be threatening verbally.
Yeah, you don't hear how they operate.
That's the whole point.
That's the reputation of the Mossad is stuff like this helicopter crash where
it's like, nobody's even going to know.
No one knows.
It's going to happen and you're not even going to know and you're going to say
that's their reputation.
But then you read this thing and this guy's like coming out from behind like a
broom closet.
He's like, you know, like being like, oh, I guess you don't want to make that
report, do you?
Oh, you know, to the fucking, to the ICC prosecutor.
And it's like, he's just being like an annoying, like, you know, he's like
sideshow Bob.
Well, that's the future of all intelligence agencies will be just people who
annoy you.
But that's the history of intelligence.
You forget about that.
That like during World War II, it's just like World War II seems like this big
dramatic thing.
Really, it's kind of science's fault because it seems very complicated, the
idea of making an atomic bomb.
They manage that and the seriousness and the intellect required to make the
atomic bomb makes the rest of the war,
the whole other thing seem like this very like serious adult thing that
happened.
Right.
But really it was just, no, the science thing that advanced humanity and the
rest of it is just a bunch of like.
And now we have the paraglider.
Yes.
If you think about how far we've come.
Uh-huh.
We've come from the atomic bomb to something that guys in Malibu do every
Sunday.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess the only point is that like all of the, what do they call it, trade
craft or spying, all this OSS stuff.
Right.
It was just like dorks, guys that weren't good at shooting guns.
Yeah.
And they had gone to Yale.
So they're like, we're going to invent spying.
And then what the spying amounted to is like, we're just going to help the
Nazis get jobs after the war ends in its natural conclusion.
They're just a headhunter for just to put Nazi scientists in good jobs.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the CIA spent like fucking another 30 years eating itself alive.
The CIA is like for guys who were in the military but are also closeted gay.
Mm-hmm.
So they're like, I will suck off people all over the world.
Well, it used to be.
That's like, that's what's crazy is like, that's like an argument against homophobia
is like, think about all the bad shit that happened just because you weren't
allowed to be gay.
Right.
And that's what fucking Roy Cohn's job was, was to just be like, oh, you're gay?
Well, you better fucking sign off on, you know, all of this evil shit.
And now they do the same thing with pedophiles, which I don't, I think they
should, we should keep that.
We should keep that in the box.
Right, yeah.
If we had just let John Kirby be gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you for having me.
If John Kirby could be gay with a clone of himself.
Yes.
Which I think is what he wants.
I would love that.
Is another, a guy named, a guy named.
A skinless man.
A guy named Kirby John.
And he's like the Luigi version of him.
And then they share a bed.
They should, they have a sexless relationship.
And they still have to deal with the Haitian press secretary.
Yeah, right.
Somehow.
They still have, Gerard de Perdue still plays a role in their life.
She's sort of like the landlord or something.
Because like the resentment he has towards her, the racial.
The two of them are like bananas.
They're bananas in pajamas.
They're fun.
And she's the landlord that comes in.
There's something good about it.
And she's fucking throwing, throwing their utensils and banana stuff all over
the place.
They're like, get out of here.
Go.
Something like that.
Hopefully.
Well, I feel like I have brain damage.
It's too late in the day to think.
Yes.
But thank you for joining.
Thank you.