Name: Vitaly's 'Catching Predators' on Twitch | Dan Licata on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Vitaly's 'Catching Predators' on Twitch | Dan Licata on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-07. Transcript available.

uh i got suspended for three days and the the dean of students was like really
trying to like
punk me out when i was there he was like really trying to intimidate me
and it just came out a couple years ago that he uh committed yeah yeah classic
several
underage but never you assaults yeah yeah there were two teachers in my
elementary school within
a year of each other they got fired for having child porn on their school
computers which
it's like ever heard of an external hard drive yeah come on dude come on these
pedophiles they've
gotten way smarter these days they're evolving i was my friend was showing me
there's this i've i'm so
like i don't know anything about streamers but like the biggest thing right now
is that you know that
russian guy oh no who like finds pedophiles and then like now rappers are going
on it and like little
like uh fucking uh what's that kid from florida the one that did uh shit now i'm
forgetting i don't
fucking even uh the oh god he's one of those like florida kids like the scary
florida kids with like
dreads and stuff boys i wish the island no they do only fans together now so
the island boys correct is
the it's the next step yeah that's the next step for me yeah my page is going
to be called smallest
penis in podcasting it'll make five dollars it'll be like my my grandma trying
to help out my uh my
crowdsource project no um but yeah i've seen these pedophile hunters there's so
many of them now trying
to do their own well they just like publicly humiliate and then beat them up
and then shave their heads and
then the pedophile like leaves they don't send them to jail what's his name uh
who's the guy
no who's the fucking rapper with the pink dreads that endorsed trump no oh lil
pump lil pump i was
gonna say lil peep but i know that's the dead kid thank god thank god he's gone
yeah lil pump is there
and he's like rapping at this pedophile it's it's really the the end of the
world stuff i mean and
it's like such a mashup of 12 different things it's like streamer culture to
catch a predator
then it's like hip-hop now it's like a there's one with um the guy that made
the album with
kanye's last album that's so funny um i mean to catch a predator greatest prank
show of all time i'm
so glad that it's that guy was really a master of pranks yeah kutcher didn't
have shit on
what's his name chris hansen chris hansen yeah didn't they find out chris hansen
was uh
no they didn't he did some i just told myself that that oh he was also a
predator yeah my dad was in
the focus group for season one of to catch that you that was a thank god the
end of that sentence
happened my dad was in the your dad what he was saying yeah we should green
light this project
yeah he was like you should green light this project only only note i have is
uh the decoy
uh should get to riff with the pedophile a little bit longer chris hansen
reveals himself too early
because you know these decoys pay good money for ucb classes learn how to do
improv yeah you want
to let them flex their muscles when the ucb closed those guys all went into a
pedophile decoy
yeah that's really the job you take the work as it comes to you yeah that's a
good gig man
is the ucb back i think so oh my god that's wrong yeah biden brought the ucb
back i thought
i thought that trump killed it i know i was i was kind of kind of pleased that
that was finally out
of our lives but yeah it's back