Name: Tell Them You Love Me | Kerryn Feehan on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-06-22T14:30:16.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tell Them You Love Me | Kerryn Feehan on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-22. Transcript available.

how about june teeth
i think i hear that all the time too
i think about big teeth just a guy with huge teeth and he's like finally a
holiday for me
and they're like gary pussy it's about it's about slavery ending and he's like
i guess i'll just fucking kill my shit we're on white do it did you do anything
to celebrate
we're doing june teeth well i went to the pool in my building but i watched
that documentary that i
wanted to tell you guys oh yeah tell us please it's called tell them you love
me it's about the
astronauts no no it's about pedophile no wouldn't it be crazy if nasa had a big
pedophile problem
can you imagine that that'd be funny wait tell us about it do you guys heard of
um
facilitating communication for non-verbal people no of course
like you probably sounds like some girl stuff dude no you probably
communication like say
somebody has like severe like cerebral palsy or like something they're like non-verbal
and like
they're like facilitator will help them like push the buttons on a keyboard oh
like annie sullivan
yeah so this is that that's pretty much what she did for i almost called who's
a blind deaf girl
helen keller i almost called her harrison ford your brain is your brain's mush
you're you're done
you know that you know that lady has anyone seen my car keys you know that lady
from star wars i
couldn't talk yeah so this woman is was convicted of molesting you know what's
that you know the
irony of that i knew it's a molest it's always a molest sounds like helen keller
yeah chewbacca
and that's why he's the king folks that's why he's the fucking king this guy
man you guys see you guys think you say oh that's your brain breaking down no
that's elevating there's there's a joke there somewhere and your mind's working
on it yeah
and it's like here's a riverette and now so now it creates these bridges to
other worlds where anything
is possible there you go i'm not entering early stage dementia there are no plaques
in my brain
yeah the only the only plaque in here is the one on the wall that says never
stop dreaming yeah and
we have a jd power never stop dreaming and also no ians allowed no ians we have
no ians
no black ians no white so this lady was molested these sick people well here's
why do girls like
this stuff girls are always found this fascinating why is it fast it's horrible
the concept don't you
like it when things are nice shut up bitch you watch that shit also i don't
watch that everybody
likes it no i watch sports really what sports i don't like watching you watch
pickleball live did
you watch the jinx no yeah yes you did i didn't watch it i listened to the
serial when i was moving
like yeah 10 years ago okay that's the most true crime i've done your eyes oh i
did uh america
murder uh yeah oh that was so good the steven god i have to turn away can you
guys smell my crotch
well when you just brought it up is that what it is i feel i'm so embarrassed
yeah i'm chafing it's
chafing and i'm like i think the skin is rotting because i got i got gained
like 20 pounds and do
some aquaphor down there maybe like three weeks well i didn't know i was huh no
gold barn is bad
no i got yeah i put lotion on it pete sounds well versed in chafing yeah yeah i
chafe all the time
she read okay the thing with the facilitator communicators they did these
experiments they
would show the facilitator a picture and then they would show the non-verbal
person a picture
and then the non-verbal person would type the picture that the facilitator saw
which is like uh mind meld no like empty mind and like facilitator is just like
guessing what they're thinking like they're just right like there's no thought
going on
but this specific shut up nick this specific guy sounds good no i want to hear
he took a college
course and he read a book that the facilitator did not read and he wrote an
essay on it
so that makes me think like he did have a brain and the lady said he seduced
her with his words
but he also had sores on his back wait wait wait the the the disabled guy molested
the facilitator
no the facilitator raped oh went to jail oh okay what's that he's like so what's
the surprise twist
yeah there's no twist it sounds like there's no twist it sounds like it's just
awful no she was
in handicap and then it gets to the last episode of the documentary series and
they're like and that
was awesome yeah that's awesome that that happened his mom the the non-verbal
guy's mom was really mad
that he was like i was changing his diaper and i could tell that he got raped
wait it was a little kid oh no it was a guy with a diaper
and you felt good after how could she tell because it was replaced with a thong
this isn't a diaper what the what the hell happened to my non-verbal adult son
because the lady was so
like yeah like he seduced me and you're like are you fucking was she hot she
was like a six
she was like disabled not guilty now i'm listening why didn't you start with
that case on the you're
saying that a six did that yeah all right that's in play all right a six felt
someone a little bit
above mid well that's what i wonder that is my dream to be a non-verbal diapered
invalid and just
you really told that story the wrong way it should be called the man's dream
yeah should be like the
coolest the coolest guy ever the name of the documentary but i'm like she's
holding his hand
he's like typing out i want to touch your breasts i bet she is yeah but is she
saying that or is she
thinking that oh it's like a ouija board kind of thing right mm-hmm i we i we g
would i we g would
i we g i we g mother fucker would like an airplane
i we g would she peeled and got out thank god so she's thank god she oh she
left her family for the
guy she not on my birthday she left she left her husband married with kids that
guy that guy the
husband why that husband he's gotta be that's gotta hurt right yeah then the
husband does it to get
revenge and he does four million years in prison yeah he's like oh so if you're
gonna do it then i'll
do it i'll do it too i'll find the non-verbal girl and have you like it and
being executed by by knives
that's a two-tier justice system for you folks yeah suicide by car that's why
we're out here
that's why we're marching okay because a woman america is allowed to rape a
mentally disabled person
but suddenly when a man does it now it's a big problem no one's saying this no
one's saying this
now it's a big problem yeah why what's the difference because this goddamn me
too situation
can someone explain the difference to me i can't this lady is a puppeteer for
people that can't move
because i can't see a difference maybe i'm dumb maybe i'm an idiot or maybe
there's a double standard
in america there's no marches for that there's no marches for the man that rapes
a mentally disabled
after his wife that guy after his wife started it yeah she totally started it
just tucker wearing
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