Name: Metallica Is Gay | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-07-07T14:30:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Metallica Is Gay | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Metallica Is Gay | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-07. Transcript available.

you ever you ever say ride the lightning around a metallica fan but you're not
referring to the
album what no and they start talking about metallica albums i'm doing my
material that's
a good bit dude that was in your first special dude you ever say ride the
lightning around the
metallica no but i said metallica's gay once around a metallica fan and what
happened i found
turns out it was james hetfield yeah wow and he's like how did you know dude
yeah he's like that's the
lead singer that's a wow yeah he's like how'd you know that it's good you have
such cool friends
adam did you just do this thing where you called yourself gay no i was calling
i don't i don't know
i don't really know it i i was i don't know it's weird that they had bands like
that where it was
like telling scary stories for people are like this is badass i like to metal
yeah yeah to drums and then
you go to sleep and there's a good there's a you're gonna get killed yeah it's
like baby stuff
monsters never land it's like a mix of like that's actually peter pan yeah
exactly it's like it's not
it's for babies yeah but it was like but that's happy though like never never
land was like chill
yeah yeah that's what i thought pirates and yeah that's fucking hang out you
know yeah and then
they're like go to sleep we're gonna go fly there's a crocodile with a bomb in
his stomach
and then smee maybe a little bit in love with captain huckleberry
maybe a little bit homoronic
all of the metallica songs are just master of puppets
who doesn't love puppets
yeah what adult is going to a puppet show
exactly
it's all it's all
it's all lullabies for children
yeah they they they you know take that kirk hammett what's it called kirk hammett
kirk hammett
what's jason what's it called uh how do i know robert true no robert true you
true jilo
justin trudeau no robert true true jilo true jason newstead no he's not in the
band anymore
did you ever see some kind of monster yeah i did it's so good yeah it's so good
yeah when they have a therapy session with dave mustaine
about how how he left cries the whole time it's amazing it's like a metallica
documentary it's a documentary yes
yeah i think we've probably talked about all this on come town it's the best
podcast of all time yeah no
some kind of monster is amazing
it's a documentary about metallica yeah especially as us like
you know touring nightclub comedians we can really relate to that kind of rock
star lifestyle
absolutely sometimes i get drink tickets at bar shows yeah yeah yeah i know
when i
have to go do an auction at christy's to get rid of some of my art that was
clogging up the place
yeah yeah you know i'd like ah you know lars had to do this man you know what i
mean yeah some kind
of monster i don't remember yeah fucking napster yeah napster's pissing me off
dude what fuck that
people are downloading my uh act on napster they are all of your good when i
have to hire a new
bassist and i offer him a million dollars flat just to join the band i think
about metallica had to do this
too man yeah when i got in i got a bassist on stage with me now when i get on a
bus accident
and uh one of the guys in the when stav died in that bus accident which was
crazy that's so much i
was like this is just like metallica yeah yeah you told him not to sleep on
that side yeah yeah but
i found out he faked his death yep yeah yeah like to come back as the fact i
saw him on i saw him
he's huge it was weird when he faked his death but then also sold out six shows
in baltimore
everyone was a terrible time to not be a metallica fan i have no idea what's
going on i'm having a
seizure we're just saying the few things we know about metallica it's pretty
you knew quite a lot
worth of things we know actually i'm kind of an expert on metallica i'm about
to say are we
should we open should this podcast just be called the metallica do you remember
the metallica is a good
name just the metallic lars lars is like uh gonna be chill with that for sure
but his his attitude
to easily