Name: Wee Man Was Big Pimpin at Jackass 2 Premiere | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wee Man Was Big Pimpin at Jackass 2 Premiere | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-08. Transcript available.

You're my favorite
Santa
You really are
You're Nick
My favorite Santa
We were talking about it
The other day
Well thank you
But I
This guy is an institution
I know I say institution
Every episode
It's my institution pledge
Yeah
I institutionally
Feel like I'm gonna
Fucking barf
So on a podcast
You have to go into the mic
Yeah
That would be awesome
If you would barf right now
I would be so happy
I would barf
If you do jackass style
That would be cool
No
I saw Steve-O live once
He put lemon in his eyes
And jumped off a ladder
We're in a weird place
Me and Steve-O right now
Are you?
Yeah
What happened?
He came on this show
Thought Nick and I were bullying him
We kept saying we love you
Then I did his podcast
Then he said that
He was like
Yeah
Like I don't get your thing
And I was like
I'm just a bad guy
Are you throwing up?
This yawn is not
Anything indicative
Of anything you're saying
Oh you're doing a yawn throw up
Not just that
Yeah
A lot of guys in the NFL do that
When they're like on the gridiron
They're like
Yeah
Hide the throw up
Yeah
Wait
Steve-O thought you and Nick
Were bullying him?
Yeah
We just have bad personalities
Yeah
And then I did his podcast
And then he asked me
What Zionism is
In the podcast
Oh I saw that clip
Yeah
And he was like
Bob Marley's talking about it
He thought it was like
A reggae thing
And I was like
Oh if you
You should
On the news
Actually as a Jewish person
Yes it is a reggae thing
A guy who's spent
20 years snorting jellyfish
And getting kicked in the balls
I think
In retrospect
I think that
Johnny Knoxville
And Jeff Tremaine
Just sex trafficked
Guys that were doing drugs
Into hurting their balls
I think that's probably what
That's what you did
In retrospect
That's what jackass is
And they walk the earth
Broken men
You know
But
We love them
In like
Yeah
2000
He got them paid
He got them paid
In 2006
Sex
Six
2006
When the jackass
Two
Jackass two or jackass three
One of those movies
Jackass two is the best movie of all time
One of the
That and Borat
So jackass two
I think it was two
Had come out
A friend of mine
Was working as an assistant
For Johnny Knoxville
So he got us into
Like the premiere party
At that hotel
In Hollywood
That's
On Hollywood
And
Roosevelt
Yes thank you
And
In the pool area
And it was like
Oh
And we went
And we were
Fucking
Bunch of open micers
You know
You're about to throw up right now
I might barf
Why
I'm insanely hungover
What'd you do last time
We did
We recorded
Some episodes of the podcast
And we're like
We can have a couple beers
So you said
Welcome to
And then
You didn't know what to say
I don't know what it is
No I don't know what it is
Okay wait sorry
Cut you off about the
We went out
And we drank too much alcohol
Afterwards
Okay so the
The premiere
You were at the pool
Oh yeah
And
And
Johnny
Oh no I'm sorry
You were molested
By we man
No no no
But he
That dude was
Just drenched
In fucking women
We man
Like I was walking around
With a fucking cape of women
Yeah it was insane
That rules
What do you think he does
With girls
Just
They
He goes down on them
He just walks
As my four foot tall gym teacher
Does he climb into their pussies
Yeah
And then he's like born
Yeah
That's his fetish
He does like
Yeah
He's like
It's a birth fetish
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
There it is
He does a baby
There it is
Baby play
There it is
Fucking finally
Yeah
Someone gets it
You know they have regular penises
Sure
Or like
Or they just look regular
Because they're
Or they just
They're a normal sized penis
Which is what
5.1 inches
I think it's about 11
11 and a half
11 and a half inches
It looks that way
On a 3 and a half foot person
It's like this
Like 11
11 and a half maybe
Yeah yeah right
Maybe like
Full foot
Like 7 maybe
Maybe like
That's 5.1 right there
Like what if
The
The proportion of their body
That they are
That is smaller
It all is made up
In the dick
You see what I'm saying
So they just have like
Enormous penises
Like just straight up
16 inch dicks
Just
If you're like
Massive
Lucky
If you're like
Jealous
Because they have
So big
Well it's like
They say that about
Special needs people
That they
Really
I thought it was just strength
I think they also have
Monsters
Really
Lucky
I know
I know people
Who would take that
Trade off
Yeah
It's also a woman's dream
I think
Just a
Just a
It's a guy who can't think
With a fat hawk
That's what they all love
That's where they're
That's where they're
Plowing through these fellas
That's what's in those speeches
That that guy was giving
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be
That's where they're going to be