Name: Is China Laughing at the USA? | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is China Laughing at the USA? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-16. Transcript available.

and we're back and we're discussing the tragic heartbreaking news that the biden
administration
has decided to put a gay man on the moon yes and uh we're fed up yeah we uh we
we were hoping for
more white men um uh and you know there's only so much that you can do with i'm
just imagining
we see the first moonwalk this guy what are his wrists doing yeah you know well
i mean at least
on the moon walking is kind of like skipping anyway i know right so i think how
bad is that
gonna look that's gonna be we'll be the laughing stock of china it's gonna
always love that when
people say that either about biden or trump they're like china is laughing at
us it's like they don't
i don't think china laughs at anything no i don't think most of them speak
english i don't think
they know what's really going on i don't think china is laughing also their
internet's pretty
restricted i don't even think they can see most of what's going on we have done
a lot of laughing
at china oh yeah yeah for most of the 80s we've been laughing at china a lot i
don't really have
they're like what they're laughing at our president yeah it's like we've
laughed at basically every
piece of their every occupation that you could have we've had some sort of
saying any part of china
has been a subject of ridicule yeah popular american right what we said about
nail techs alone in this
country could be accompanied to what they're saying about the president yeah
yeah it's equal it's fair
yeah yeah now what that is one thing that china would not do is put a they
would either put they
would never put one gay man on the moon they would put all of them or none yeah
i don't i mean
i don't know what where's what's the state of china's space program uh probably
pretty hard to find out
i think they probably keep that pretty close to the chest i want to say they're
launching satellites all
the time they did something recently maybe it was india claimed to like put a
guy on the moon
what if what if china or russia they also have a secret moon program our gay
guys end up there at
the same time they fall in love and they never want to go back and then it's it
solves it creates world
peace i don't know if that would create world peace i think a bunch of christians
would be like
there's gay guys fucking in the heavens what get them what if that's the answer
to all of the world's
problems is letting two gay guys fall in love on the moon and that's the new
live stream like the
1969 moon landing instead of how mad italians would be at that it's one small
step for man more so
than christians i think it's like italians the wife beater gold chain italian
guy leaving his pizza
restaurant the end of the night he's wiping his hands he's in the alley and he
looks up at the moon
he's like it's fucking disgusting you gotta be fucking kidding this is fucking
disgusting yeah
luigi look at this they're fucking right there on the moon yeah that's i can't
can't stand it i
might even be looking at it yeah they gotta go to the dark side of the moon for
that you want to
fuck on the moon dude on a on the pink floyd pie went on the pink floyd pie of
the moon
yeah it would be tough to fuck on the moon it'd be like fucking on the beach i
think you'd get sand in
there it would be a tough time it is funny too and i'd said that i offer the
disclaimer if i'm not
racist but maybe i am i don't know when i when i imagine because i know it's
not the case but
they're like oh they're sending a black lady to the moon i imagine a black lady
you know what i mean
yeah oh yeah yeah it's like at a central like wanda sykes up on you know with
an attitude yeah
right yeah yeah yeah and it's not that at all it's probably some severely
autistic woman that was
raised by adoptive korean parents and went to harvard and has never had a day
off and yeah yeah
yeah it would be much more fun if it was like somebody they just took right off
of like maury or
jerry springer and just was like put them in a space suit and sent them to the
fucking moon
next to a gay guy that they just pulled out of a club one night yeah yeah that's
the that's the real
what you want to watch you know and then you just get any captain of a football
team white guy
to go in and try and lead them and nobody gets along that would be they really
got to make sure they
don't die on that trip yeah it would be tough because all the conspiracies will
come out and be
like actually one of the guys who worked on the space shuttle is a racist homophobic
piece of shit and
he actually a lot of people say he didn't screw it in tight enough so that they
would die well yeah
i mean they would just say elon musk yeah yeah that's true it would just be
because he built the
rocket i'm sorry i don't i told them no gays and you know what's funny that
will happen if the if
this does blow up or something people will legitimately say that think like
they will honestly think that
yes elon musk would spend billions of dollars building a rocket just to kill to
kill one of each
they believe that