Name: Why Kamala Should Be Elected | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Kamala Should Be Elected | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-27. Transcript available.

The stories are so boring that they tell.
What, women?
Yeah.
That is the president?
And then I went to CVS, and they didn't have it at CVS.
Do you think she'll add that into the speeches?
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
The State of the Union.
So I went to the CVS, they didn't have it at the CVS.
So I tried another CVS, and they didn't have it.
You're like, what is the punchline or the point?
This was a mistake.
Mrs. President Lady, what are you talking about?
We just want a lady to give it to us, no holds barred.
Skip the stories, just give it right to us, what we need as a country.
I know.
We got to have a guy.
I have a solution.
We need a guy.
It's too soon for girls.
Do you think?
Well, they got to learn better stories.
If Kamala could learn a conversation like me and my boys have,
I was saying before the show.
Hey, our conversations, me and the boys, the best ever.
Do you think after this?
Sports.
After this podcast?
Slur.
Could I get jumped in to be one of the boys?
Yeah, I'll jump you in.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I've never jumped anyone.
You should try it.
No way.
You should try it.
No, it's too violent.
I think you should try it.
No, I really, the only reason I want Kamala to win is because I think it'd be
awesome if
there's just her husband just, like if there's a guy that just gets to chill at
the White
House.
I mean.
He gets his own movie.
He has a movie theater.
Mad Max, Fury Road, every day.
At the White House, they've got a movie theater?
They have a movie theater chef?
Just a guy being able to chill.
An adult man.
Why hasn't?
That's my goal in life, to be married to President Bitch.
Everyone's mean to her.
I get to watch Mad Max, Fury Road on my movie theater screen.
President Bitch.
Do you think that he calls her that behind closed doors?
Yeah, when he whispers it.
Do you think he's like, you know.
Yeah, good one, President Bitch.
Text his boys.
Oh my God.
Dude.
You wouldn't believe what she said.
Dude.
The president put out last night.
So babe, like what did you do last night?
They sent you to the border today?
Wow.
Yeah, I didn't do much today, actually, at all.
Can you imagine if there's a guy that gets to blaze?
He gets to blaze on the couch.
I got a bootleg copy of Wolverine vs. Deadpool that I aired in the private
theater, and it was pretty sick.
Yeah, he gets to watch Cam Rips.
He doesn't have to do anything.
They have maids, so he doesn't have to do his chores.
There are no chores.
Movie theaters, no chores.
That's the ultimate sugar mama.
Dude, it's the best thing ever.
Listen, gals have been doing this for years.
We all know how trophy wives are watching Cam Rips blazing.
Listening to the live dead shows.
Do you think you could be a trophy husband?
Dicks, pics, 1976.
Do you think you could do that?
Be a trophy husband?
Yeah.
Dick too small.
But they don't know that unless you tell them that.
I know.
It's crazy.
A trophy wife, you see, you could get fake breasts.
Right.
A trophy husband, you can't really get a big monster installed.
Well, I mean, you could get like an imprint installed.
Yeah.
I stuff.
Do you stuff?
Depends.
I wear depends.
I stuff.
Can you imagine?
I wear a diaper, okay?
I stuff.
God, quit bringing this up.
I told you not to bring it up.
A presidential scandal where Doug is just like, he has an eggplant like just in
his pants.
Fox News is on the case.
The first, the Mr. First Lady is stuffing the front of his pants.
I would.
I would too.
If I was Doug, I would do pranks.
Because here's the thing.
If you are the president's first man, okay, you're going to want the other
countries to
think that she's getting dicked down properly.
Otherwise.
Power move.
Yeah.
Power move.
So, I mean, you're going to want a freaking Jon Hamm right here.
Well, I just wouldn't want like Putin to try to smash.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You want to be a bigger alpha than Putin.
He's riding on horses and stuff.
You know that he is going to make a pass at Kama.
The other world leaders are going to try to tap that Kama ass as soon as she
gets in.
Actually, now I'm changing my mind about this.
He's, can you imagine your lady is, is president lady, right?
Yeah.
President lady.
She's going and she's meeting with all these smoke shows.
Macron, Putin.