Name: Nick & Ari Clear The Air On Bus Beef | Ari Shaffir on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick & Ari Clear The Air On Bus Beef | Ari Shaffir on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-07. Transcript available.

um well i think that's we probably should wrap it up here i gotta wrap it up oh
yeah it's already
12 30 you gotta yeah i gotta go you gotta guys thanks for joining us that was
fun yeah it was
fun yeah yeah i wish i i wish i i will do some traveling i'll use did you say i
didn't invite
you onto my bus and and um you did not i what do you mean i'm hanging out
setting it up and it's
like yeah come on it's not that you didn't invite me on the bus you have a
moving you have a vehicle
that moves all around the city i get to dallas dude you're not even driving it
there's a guy
that's paid to drive the bus i'm like we're going to pick it up and i'm like
hey i'm here yeah here's
where i at and then you're like okay we're gonna we're gonna drive it to here
and park it and i'm
like okay well i'm at the airport well let's pick you up at the airport dude
yes you have a bus with
a driver no he's got to take his nap it's not even like oh i don't want to sit
in the car your bedroom
is moving that makes sense i know i just didn't want me to let you on no no no
i just need to take a
i was i was at some point i was expecting you to offer me a ride it's not a car
it's a guy we got
to fucking move around then he's got to leave earlier we can't get to the next
city that's not
even close to you guys were sitting there parking lot all afternoon he was let
off he was in his
hotel he was eight hours of mandatory i had a tour bus i'd say we're picking up
all my friends
we're putting as much mileage on this thing as possible we're fucking ari's ari's
what he's nine
states away let's get him let's get let's go get ari if i had two drivers we're
picking him up we're
getting a fucking uber over here yeah you're gonna earn i don't care what union
you're in you're earning
every dollar of your hourly wage you're not going to sit here reading archie
comics or whatever the
if i had a time machine i would go back i would find where your hotel is i
would go there and i would
roll the window down and go not invited and then keep going over to the pocket
and that's what i mean
yeah and that's the thing to even try and frame it as oh you're saying i didn't
invite you on the
bus you know goddamn all i saw was people going why did you invite mullin under
your bus i'm like what
you know god you up i said let's go meet us over here i don't know we're
getting picked up we got to
go to walmart to fill up the fucking bus no trying to gaslight me you thought
it'd been enough time
that i'd forgotten about it i brought it up you brought this up now yeah
thinking like oh yeah
right before we end and what's this i hear about uh you saying we didn't invite
you and i'm like
you have to go oh well i'm out of time liar no no no no no that's not going to
work on me
not not on not on my own show the adam friedland show podcast i'll tell you
that not on my show the
adam friedland show podcast is that going to happen pal
yeah no i just want to i just want to be picked up on the tour bus that's it i
want to see all my
i want to be at the airport and have all these stupid arabs looking at me
thinking like waiting
for their waiting for their rental lamborghini and they're like oh he's
probably getting at most
the dodge challenger upgrade i'm like oh sorry there's a john madden bus here
for me
hey i get in around 11 30 i'm like all right sick so uh enjoy all right well
let me know when you're
off your enterprise porsche we're gonna fucking wait at the airport to come get
you and see when
your bags are there i would have waited for i don't have bags i can't carry
bright light what
i what town was that even charlotte it was charlotte yeah yeah we had just
picked up the bus there
so he had to come get us in the suburbs and drive us to a walmart to fill up
and then
get his mandatory time no it must have been raleigh raleigh raleigh raleigh it
was raleigh and i
fucking i stayed at like the aloft right next to the hotel yeah it was
miserable that hotel is
miserable i was genuinely happy i was like oh sick come meet us that's awesome
because i was excited
to hang out i just thought maybe i'd get a ride i even said come in a day early
you can stay at the
fucking airbnb with us but nothing about the tour bus nothing about riding on
it that way i'd see here's
even that now you you you belie your underlying intentions here now we have a
snapshot of seven
months ago you're like ah fuck mullen's gonna be in town he's gonna want to he's
gonna want to ride
on the tour bus oh i know i'll invite him a day early he can stay at the shitty
airbnb
and that friendship obligation done now it's like well you can't come on you
stayed at the airbnb
last night you can't come on the tour bus like you're just it's transparent the
brokering you were
doing in your own head where you say oh well yeah if i let him stay at the airbnb
he's not even gonna
know about the tour bus until tomorrow we just won't tell him like all right
nice to meet you man you
gotta get out here you gotta get out here we got the tour bus i'm like well can
i get a ride no
uh it's a four you should have got i told you we're only stay here one day you
thought we're
gonna be out of town you didn't plan it's on you you got your show no no no i'm
playing i'm
playing forget 4d chess i'm playing 5d tour bus games fast and the furious
style