Name: Fear of Limos | Nathan Macintosh on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-08-11T19:52:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fear of Limos | Nathan Macintosh on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-11. Transcript available.

and so they reshot the whole thing and again so so Arthur is he's driving he's
driving in the limo
he's driving his own limo no he's not driving his own limo that was Arthur too
when he lost it all
he's like I gotta drive my own limo now it's pathetic he picks a chick up in
the limo
I'm so tired from pounding John Candy in the ass he's like there's cum all over
the place he didn't
have time to grab his fucking cummerbund he's back down there so let's go back
he's cruising in this
limo yes like you're setting the scene yes but he's in the back trunk okay and
and no cum in him
no cum and that's kind of one of the things he's complaining about in the limo
he's like my my my
bag is is dry yeah he's feeling it but it's not really there because it's so
deflated it's like
it's like a bike you know a bike that's been in the garage for a long time hate
that I yeah there's
no pump or anything because the pumps only for the dick it's not for the ball
because they're doing
all the science for this fucking covid crap but not they're not trying to get
you more cum yes you
what happened to men you know what did happen to men and what happened to men
you're on to something
because I think when your balls are empty there should be a little mask that
you're able to put
over them to let other people know that there's nothing in there do you know
what I mean exactly
because everyone's trying to go for it and that the mask is like hey don't
bother
me I'm I'm dry no bueno no way I got nothing down here pal yeah because mexican
guys are
constantly yeah constantly yeah this is the mcdonald's milkshake machine it
doesn't work
so he so he's in the he's he's cruising he's cruising he's cruising he's
cruising and he's telling
the limo which is his style of cruising it's it's a different style because a
lot of people when
they think cruising they think uh uh you know a public restroom yes but so a
lot of people might
now know this it's also um uh uh man in limousine is another style of cruising
yeah that was part of
that was the early part of the 80s that's how it was if you saw a limo you knew
you knew this guy's
going to ask me for something monopoly there's a monopoly man style guy finger
in the butt you know
100% finger in the butt if you were out at night nobody was ever scared of
gangs or uh violence it
was limos crime was at a zero rate zero besides cruising cruising sexual
assaults were all the way up
i mean whatever the top is uh-huh you know it was at the top of the dick
because that's how they
used to that's how they used to measure it too if the dick was softer sexual
assaults are down
remember on the news and then when it was rock hard level oh i think i saw that
anderson cooper i
think yeah yeah that's how he used to gauge it so when it was up when they when
you they showed you
a hard dick on cnn you knew oh man i can't go outside today because a guy's
gonna fuck me yeah so he's
in the movie he's cruising and he's yelling at the limo driver america we were
just in fear but the
media was putting that on our in our minds yes right we had wolf blitzer being
like here's a picture
of a hard dick and then we were in our homes just shaking yeah is there a
little is there a limo
outside yeah is there a limo that's how they fuck like they they really control
i know you know i
know so people slaves to the people were scared to go to vegas there's a lot of
limos there you know
and uh proms were canceled because people were renting limos and they're like i
can't do that
anymore because somebody's gonna there's gonna be a dick in there that wants to
fucking yeah you know
fuck me or whatever so so that happened to my prom date actually in your limo
well she had sex with
another guy but i don't know i don't know if it was in the limo or afterwards
got you tennessee
pile driver you don't know no she got the she she got the um what do you call
it the uh the darwin
oh my god you know he's in a tree and he comes on her no he inserts his soft
penis in her mouth and
then it evolves and and chokes and and kills her and then he says survival of
the fittest bitch
yells galapagos and then leaves
hold that thought