Name: The Dumbest Fighting Leagues | JD McCann on The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dumbest Fighting Leagues | JD McCann on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-26. Transcript available.

if they have gaming at the olympics they should literally have a pissing
contest
that at this time now the term pissing contest yeah has lost its weight it's
totally because of
of how we've degraded what we compete in i wonder how you know what i blame the
entertainment
industry in the 1980s they made all of these movies about how you can be the
best at all of
these dog shit things that's true you know that's true they had to make stuff
up that's true
fucking over the top the guy always the best arm wrestler in the world yeah
everyone's on steroids
too in those days yeah if you don't have over the top you don't have fidget
spinners you know what i
mean no well you don't have you don't have you glorify things that are stupid
that should not
be subject to competition ever and then it opens the floodgates and now a guy's
like well i'm the
best at rubik's cube no it's a puzzle for children there's no way you can't be
the best at it
because it's for babies russia is starting uh like slapping across the face as
a sport no you've seen
those videos dana white that's his second competition he owns the ufc and power
and slap yeah slapping
competition power he's getting but yeah there's a slap but you see like yeah russians
are really good
at it i someone there are a lot of videos with a racial subtext a new fighting
of a wife it's men on
women fighting and it's one man having to fight two chicks yeah i think it's a
belarusian league
finally very confronting because the man still does just i want to start a ufc
where you have a ring
right okay and then um there's no weight classes well there are weight classes
but the weight classes
are like there's big fat guys okay and then men of smaller stature who are
maybe like you know kind
of lithe and and and they can move around quickly ninja style yeah and so the
ring is a big circle
yeah and then on the top there's a like sort of a walkway and the fat guy has
to jump off and try and
land on the smaller guy nice right and the smaller guy all he has to do is
survive that survive it and
the fat guy will die naturally every time but they're called enforcers well
this is bullfighting
yeah but with people right yeah i mean i think maybe we'll just yeah well and
then it's also the small
guy is spanish and he's dressed like a pimp get a bear put him on a stake have
two dogs try and fight
the bear yeah yeah this is real entertainment you probably know about english
blood sports you seem
to be only that one only because there's a shakespeare where someone is pursued
by a bear
because a bear would get out from next door but that was the big attraction was
the two dogs fighting a
bear two dogs if that was full you'd go and watch macbeth yeah there's a there's
a before the play
next to it that was the competitor there was an excerpt on wikipedia about one
of those where they had
a chimpanzee tied to the back of a donkey nice and then they sick dogs on it
and then that's nice but
the chimpanzee just started just punching the dog in the head and then chimpanzee
could win the fight
well i guess they're very strong yeah it was supposed to be that the the chimp
and the donkey were on a
team versus but it just sort of turned into everyone against the donkey for
their own reasons
yeah the story of israel purged animal fighting