Name: Triple R Word Wrestling | JD McCann on The Adam Friedland Show
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Triple R Word Wrestling | JD McCann on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Triple R Word Wrestling | JD McCann on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-27. Transcript available.

I've received my complaint. I didn't realize you were joking.
Yeah, of course it was a joke.
I thought you were being racist towards our guests.
Why would a boat have a hole in it? It's the worst thing for a boat to have.
We had an Indian person on last week and they were like,
I can't wait to have dinner. And he's like, dinar?
Din is dinar.
I thought that was a currency that they have.
You had an Indian person on last week?
Yeah, we did. Modi.
The Prime Minister.
Andra Modi? He's keeping India strong.
He is. I have big conversations with every Uber driver I have about Modi.
Really?
He came here and did a Nazi rally.
Didn't he do it at Madison Square Garden?
You remember that?
In 2015, there was this big Indian nationalist event.
Yeah, they hate Muslims, right?
Hindu nationalists.
They go quiet about their hatred of Christians.
But they don't like us for eating the cow.
And they're a big, strong anti-Christian, anti-cabulation propaganda.
Did you see RRR?
Triple R?
Yeah.
No, who is that?
There's a movie out of India.
He's like, you know the wrestler Triple X?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like him, but he's ****.
Yeah, yeah.
Like Triple H?
Yeah, Triple H.
Hold on.
I was saying, or the movie Triple H.
The joke works either way.
It's the movie Triple X, but it's a guy that ****.
Instead of being into skateboarding.
Well, they had Eugene.
That was their last big experiment into **** wrestlers.
Oh, is that a wrestler?
I don't know anything about wrestling.
Oh, that was the last great era of wrestling was Eugene.
There was a man who would be ****, who would come out and was really good at
wrestling.
But he couldn't button his shirt up correctly.
Strong.
Knew all the moves.
Was he playing **** or was he?
I think he was playing.
Yeah, because that's dangerous.
Because they could accidentally, of mice and men, he doesn't know his own
strength.
Oh, no, that was the conceit for all of his work.
You know, The Rock was almost the radio.
When he was choosing his persona.
Yeah.
Because of the football thing.
Well, the movie had just come out.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was a football player.
He was like, I got to decide.
I got two choices.
All the catchphrases still work.
Yeah.
I'm going to shove it up your can't have.
I want some candy.
Doesn't he say that?
What is The Rock smelling?
What you cooking, mama?
The Rock has come back to Santiago.
You guys smell good, mama.
That is what a special man would say.
Yeah, right.
But then they left that.
They left the...
Everyone in wrestling now just seems like a normal person who wants to wrestle.
Yeah.
I checked back in with wrestling recently.
I never really...
It's not good.
They don't have star power anymore.
I never really got into wrestling.
And I'll bring this up to people who are into wrestling.
And to me, it's such an interesting thing.
And they're like, yeah, of course.
But there was a guy named Mr. Ass.
Nice.
When was that?
He would wear underwear that says, hey, pal, look at my ass.
What era was that?
That was a good conceit back in the...
I assume that's the Attitude Era.
Yeah.
No, I think it was earlier.
What is the Attitude Era?
Late 90s?
That was WWF.
Yeah.
Yes.
And then there's a beautiful renaissance right up until Chris Benoit murders
his family.
Yeah.
And then there's a little sour taste.
I said, oh.
That's when the wokeness took over.
I was on a bus from Pittsburgh to Cleveland next to a man who was on speed.
And he spoke to me about Chris Benoit murdering his family for two and a half
hours.
Yeah.
And he was saying that every wrestler was his uncle.
He was like, Kurt Angle, he's my uncle.
Uh-huh.
Do you remember all the Samoan wrestlers?
He was my uncle.
You start adding it together.
You're like, where are you taking this bus?
And he's like, what bus?
It was...
Yeah, he showed me his girlfriend who was a Filipino pop star.
Yeah.
But he was on speed.
And he let me know he was on speed at the start of the bus ride.
Oh, he disclosed.
And it's like that thing of you don't...
You know what?
Lying is wrong under all circumstances, but how much do you buy into a man's
psychosis when
you can't escape?
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, it was great.
Yeah.
So Chris Benoit murdering his family.
You have to agree with everything, though.
Yeah.
If you're in that scenario, right?
No, he was like, there's God, but there's the devil.
And they're both good guys.
And we should be paying them both respect.
Oh, the yin and yang.
Yeah.
Yes, he knows that's...
If you read enough of the Tao, that's what you turn into, is this man.
I feel bad talking about him just because he was such a sweet boy.
He was going to go to wrestling school.
No, you described him as a man on speed, but now he's a boy.
Was this a young man, or...?
I would...
I mean, it was hard to tell because I think he'd done some hard living, but he
was somewhere
between 22 and 47 years old.
Okay, all right.
You never know.
Mercy me.
He had the chops and the mustache.
Was he buff?
No.
No.
No, not at all.
He didn't have a body for wrestling, even.
He was probably...
He was going to get one.
He was going to get one.
He was sure that he was going to get one.
And he told me he was strong.
And I gave him my Instagram.
I didn't know he wanted my phone.
So I gave him my Instagram handle.
It was great to meet you, JD.
Within a couple of days, yes.
He calls you JD, too?
Wiped his Instagram.
I tried not to tell him my name, but I assume he knows.
That's our thing.
I hope he's all right.
Yeah, I would never do that with him.
This is special with us.
It's our special thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.