Name: Clothes for Fat Guys | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-09-08T20:02:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Clothes for Fat Guys | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Clothes for Fat Guys | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-08. Transcript available.

how are you doing today good thanks for having me boys i'm gonna go get a new
shirt
what kind of shirt we think i don't know you know when you gain enough weight
where you're like
oh yeah you know you're like oh that's we're going we're just getting bigger
shirts
yeah that's exactly it there's also there's also another move too that people
don't realize is
so you get fat from one size to the next yeah but in between those there's also
there's the
i'm not fat enough for the next size but i'm fat enough for a heavier material
shirt yes that's it
you know what i mean i always get into that thing where i i'm i get fat enough
for the next size but
i don't go to the next size yet and i'm in that like embarrassing stage where
you're wearing shirts
that are too like long well just like too thin and and you know like yeah you
ever have a friend go
like i think you got to go a size up no no one's ever said that to me but i
well uh yeah but but
but the the thin material the way a shirt kind of disrespects you when you've
gained a little bit
of weight where it's like oh buddy you know like what's this yeah you know it's
like it's like
touching you it's like nice nipples fatty there's not one shirt in the world
that doesn't do that to
me this shirt right now go go go to go to dave's and buy like a thick carhartt
fucking no way
those shirts are designed for fat guys that are like yeah i'm in this fucking
shape i'm a garbage man
i know i live garbage all day i look like an awful dude and the whole carhartt
community
nothing nothing wrong with them but they're always shitting especially me
specifically because i'm
just a silly goose so people if i'm wearing like a carhartt hat i've i'll get
comments or whatever of
people being like wearing the carhartt doesn't have the carhartt personality
those people are
losers and here's why here's here's why they have they have a flagship store in
manhattan i'm sorry
that's not working in soho anymore no less yeah you're no longer hi welcome to
carhartt you lost it
maybe that there was a case there 25 years ago where some guy on a fixie
discovered carhartt yeah but
now it's for everybody yeah the job shut up on anywhere i don't know it late
carhartt looks too
like are those carhartt pants no these are these i got a target to me carhartt
seems like very like
like very hard it seems like it's got a lot of edges on it yeah it does it's
like starchy and i'm more
of a big dogs guy i love the big dog shirts yeah okay oh yeah big dog they
still is that a big dog
shirt i can't see the logo what's on the back if there was nothing the back is
pretty cool show
us the back brendan i'll show you first take it okay what about you but it's
not even a pun
american classic no it's not but i did get the south park one you did you get
the tattoo when you
got the shirt of the what is that a 57 chevy big dogs make you get it what what
is that i'll tell
you what and you're gonna laugh i have no fucking idea you just love diners i
get
you're like you're getting high off pancakes at 3 a.m and you're like i gotta
get a tattoo in this
place this is gonna be a whole sleeve yeah they're like do you classic cars you're
like no i got an
eating problem i went i went nuts at a broadway diner like yeah but why yeah
but big dog is uh i like
going to their website because some of them they're definitely like uncle
shirts like there's
some cool like parody shirts and all that stuff i was i was then some of them
are like some of them
are like i'm awake not woke and then it's the dog being like good i like that
they're getting there
has gotten don't tread on me i went to see i went to see alien romulus uh a
couple nights ago
yeah and then i went to uh you know it's the fucking city point so you get the
target right you know
you do maybe i'm gonna go to target so yeah i bought a bath mat but i went to
target after seeing
alien romulus and there was like this dumpy guy probably mid 40s walking past
the t-shirts and he
like stops and then comes back to a target shirt that just has the mclovin id
from superman in his tracks
i mean it's like that's how like that's how because if i didn't see that man
right if that man did not
do that i would walk past that and i'm like what the target must be going out
of business oh my god
what the fuck are they doing making a mclovin shirt now in fucking 2024 like
who do people even
remember that reference yeah like this that actor is in prison is he really
right of course you didn't
know that no i would i would assume oh okay and you know all his idea the whole
epstein thing but i
mean right it's like i i just feel like an idiot there's a machine a target
that's like make we must
make mclovin shirts and they're like well we don't think anyone's gonna buy it
and it's like i am the
smartest computer robot they'll buy it what kind of guy was they're gonna buy
it i mean i i really
don't i know it's a cop-out joke wise to just say imagine the kind of guy that
would probably be
buying this is what i'm imagining this is what can we play a game of yeah let's
guess you are you
gonna play i love games okay it's a guy that probably listens to weed podcasts
weed podcast yeah where
they just just describe like okay this one's a really potent strain the turps
look at the crystals
yeah heavy guy but not heavy like woman hips body like pete holmes's body kind
of guy i would say
you ever see a guy that's like a guy that's like new year's resolution i'm
going to the gym and then
the first stop is buying a lime green under armor shirt that makes it you know
look like somebody put
shrek in a microwave you know like the one of those guys bloody the amount of
sports shirts and
workout clothes i have stuff in a corner in my room if you're in disgusting
shape no don't get the
gear no i mean what am i going to go to the gym if you're new to exercising go
to the gym
wearing jeans yeah you know you need to like just mexico style right yeah
exactly literally like a
guatemalan guy spider-man backpack on the elliptical yeah you know like just
fully decked out so people
are like nobody can say why is this guy in here they're like good for him he's
making a change in
he's making a change in his life