Name: Fed Cut Rates, Its Time to Gamble | Gavin Matts on the Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fed Cut Rates, Its Time to Gamble | Gavin Matts on the Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-23. Transcript available.

and people outside of new york aren't exposed to it but chinatown is his own
type of new york
chinese guy accent it's awesome it's like the best accent like yeah well what
do you think
about doing for lunch later you want to come hang out down my place that's so
good i know
it's cool that's so good it's the coolest voice you've ever heard nah you go to
mybookie.ag
you can bet on any game you want yeah he's slightly like italian yeah yeah it's
like a chinese new
york guy chinese new york hey listen asshole yeah let me tell you you'll come
in here hey you know i
say like man adam he's doing trying his best is that good he's up isn't he yeah
what's going on
the he's under federal investigation and now they've murdered somebody in the
subway yeah yeah the fbi is
looking at some offices yeah but then they well yes that was two days ago that
somebody would did
like a affair of asian and then three people got shot he pulled a knife three
people got shot yeah
by the cops and also one officer got shot by a police officer but it was like
it was like it was
like uh announced as like subway shooting so you'd be like oh my god right so
there was a shooting on
the subway yeah but then you're like then it's like but then it's police were
doing this it's funny
because there was like a couple years there were homeless people were killing
people on the train
and people were like oh maybe maybe like the problem is homeless people and not
cops you know like
maybe somebody is in the middle on the issue and then in one day the police
just catch up
yeah they just erased four years of homeless progress yeah in terms of them
being the problem
they could have easily just pinned it on the homeless right and kept it moving
yeah i say this is just
dress the cops like homeless people like their agents in the matrix oh good and
then at any moment a
homeless person could i guess we got rid of the plain clothes department here's
what i would do
because i'm a shrewd legislator yes i'm a shrewd you're known as a shrewd
legislator shrewd bureaucrat
uh-huh i would say well hold on now they blame they banned plain clothes what
about shitted up
clothes what about sweatpants covered in feces in a neighborhood yeah yeah yeah
and all over all over
and so and then you have the the poop and then you kind of know who the cop is
yeah you know how they'll be like
it'll be like a cop in like a new air is fitted and like in like the boots and
you're like dude it's a
fucking cop at the protest they all dress like herk from the wire yeah and now
they're like that's me
i think that's a cop yeah how do you how would you know that well he's covered
and smells like
shit but they got rid of that they don't do plain clothes anymore no they don't
do plain clothes
yeah and that's why you got to go to mybookie.com yeah oh right mybookie.com
and have fun with it
so the read is genuine and natural talk about your own personal experiences
with gambling and related
to the the brand oh my i gambled on the us open and and then and i and the i
lost money and i just
got mad so i was like i can't really i have to do more of this i lost a
thousand dollars on the movie
challengers oh because they didn't show it going in well no i came in my pants
about 30 minutes in oh okay
i thought the bet was whether or not you were going to see them have sex in the
movie
but it was just like you're gonna bet with the guy at the ticket booth and say
i bet i'm not gonna
come tell you what eduardo not this time and he says mr he said mr mullen i
will happily take your
money that's why i don't go to the movies anymore it's cost me a thousand
dollars a thousand dollars
every movie yeah would you that's why you didn't see beetlejuice beetlejuice
yet oh no yeah but you saw
alien romulus two thousand dollars the second the second time i hear beetlejuice
i'm coming again
it's it's more the words that do it to me than anything yeah yeah it's the
overwhelming
you know dolby atmos experience it's so loud yeah it makes me when i go see a
movie in 40x
my prostate explodes leaks out of my anus all over yeah when it shakes around
yeah right does it ever
spray you with air i think they have that now there's like they have like fog
and stuff i remember
i did like some 40 movie as a you know it's not new technology like ideas from
the 50s yeah yeah i
did i saw like honey i shrunk the kids 4d uh i don't know where this was or
something and there's
a part with a bunch of mice and it sprays the air like there's mice on the
ground and it did really
feel like mice yeah and i remember that freaked me out you know you don't want
mice on your feet
but i guess we're also at 40x but i'm at my bookie.ag where you can use promo
code t adam 100
adam 100 adam 100 adam 100 and uh and just start gambling folks i mean look the
fed just cut the rate
money is going to be cheaper than ever to not gamble right now you would that's
again you're losing money
to not gamble is to gamble and that's i believe that is a rush lyric
canadian canadian band legends and if you don't gamble you're still taking a
chance that you might
lose money that you could have won i think right yeah you would know i saw rush
once like on the
street no i went to a concert oh okay they only played their new music well you
know where else you
can go to a concert at my bookie.ag wait what a concert of savings what on
gambling winning season is
back and it's your time to shine shine bright like a diamond with my bookies
weekly risk-free boost
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um and yeah football is
back they got let me get to the part they get this fucking deposit thing where
you deposit it's they
match your deposit up to a thousand dollars oh and they're your first your
first oh and then you get
like 10 casino coins or something also that's great but it is it does feel like
it's time to gamble again
yeah because it prepares you for being a big time player in the stock market
you got to start on the
ground floor which is scratch it goes gambling and then stock market and then
options straight an option
yeah um that's that's what i actually i say i'm offline but i do check a bunch
of reddits
and uh the whole culture of like reddit investing i guess centered around like
wall street bets and stuff
is there's people that like the cold they like the aesthetic of it right so
they get involved
but then it's like they lose all their money
you know what i mean yeah and it's so funny because they get into it because
the people
in wall street they just want to say the words yeah that those guys they're
like they're like
lost porn check this out i'm getting divorced you know it's like they just want
they just want a
community so like even getting a like opening a fucking e-trade or robin hood
account and not
knowing what the you're doing and blowing like your life savings yeah and then
they're like oh the boys
are going to want to hear about this one dude oh man what the fuck it up again
honey i finally have
friends that aren't just your friends boyfriends and those guys suck i hate
them unless they're on wall
street bets wouldn't that be nice to find out that we're all we're all secretly
finding like a little
guy with the sunglasses and the winds blowing that's me i'm part of a community
now the mike like that
yeah now listen we're gonna have to sell your clothes well i can't be naked i'm
then i'm an investor
Bye.