Name: The Comic Who Put Nick Mullen On A List | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Comic Who Put Nick Mullen On A List | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-30. Transcript available.

yeah i feel like i missed a lot the pager thing happened while i was gone that
sent me into a hole
about lithium ion battery the pager thing is crazy yeah it's nuts i almost got
i almost went
back to z on but let's hold on i need to stress this now your house is filled
you got all these
fucking devices that have lithium ion batteries that can just explode whatever
just at any point
whenever they want i had a fucking i had an old macbook like 10 years ago and
the battery like
fucking like blew up inside the laptop yeah i've had that i would just keep
using it hot laptop yeah
and i never thought that that was a bomb but apparently it is not to say that
that's what
happened to the pagers how they do it was it like a remote detonator i think
they just uh they like
somewhere intercepted a shipment and added explosives to the to the pagers yeah
then they just sold them
to everybody at like some discounted rate with like close great deal great deal
for you no problem
no problem no explode for you great that's more russian dude yeah what's all it's
really offensive
sorry i'll go a little more yeah yeah sorry it's so funny for the like israelis
to send to sell
shitty appliances it's so them it's so like mall kiosk of them yeah it's very
much like bark them in
get it on their hip and then yeah they they love selling the cosmetics at malls
like in the kiosk
have you ever been to the dead sea come here come here come here come here here's
a pager
very soft for the skin very soft it's also cool that that hezbollah was using pagers
too
yeah throwback it's a it's very like trickle down economics working globally
like whatever tech we
had 20 years ago ends up in some country somewhere at some time wait so you're
afraid of batteries now
yeah they can just blow the fuck up well that was an issue when when like a
this new thing of
smartphones came out it was happening on planes we have one here in the office
for the screw gun
and i think about that i'm like what the fuck what if that just blew up dude
well there was a point
where this whenever you drill samsung dewalt is gonna yeah the batteries israel
gets hold of it
they're like bombs like it's random occasionally they'll just fail and they
short circuit internally
and then it's like like a thermite bomb they just like start cooking off at
like 3 000 degrees
yeah that was that was happening on planes there was whenever some first samsung
phone came out
they were using that new type of battery and it wasn't ready for the pressure
there's a great joke about that nine and classic you're kind of waiting into
his sorry i didn't
want to step on his toes yeah come on you're stealing nine is yeah yeah i was i
just watched it on the
way in i heard of the hezbollah's pagers exploded good thing they weren't using
the new samsung galaxy
note s3 yeah like he would do this bit and then he would have a canadian accent
whenever he said sam
samsung galaxy i've been off his radar for like a decade now that's probably
gonna get me back on
is he cooking still probably and he's got to be like 42 years old now at this
point
he's the best 10 years ago he was 30 he was 32
yeah wow fascinating he would like he would do this thing where he would um
there's like websites like maybe as in muck rack is one of them there's a place
for like people that
are freelance you know they have like freelancing contracts with i don't know
if ap does freelancing
but if you want to write for like business insider or something okay um you can
just submit
you know they'll pay 200 bucks and you just write an article about something
business related if they
can get eyes on it right and if you're that kind of freelance journalist and
you don't have any
insight into anything you can go to these websites and people will be like you
can interview me i own a
lemonade stand in illinois yeah and then and he would go on there and he would
you know like fucking like
get journalists to write about him and then he would tell them he's you know
millennial
millennial comedian you know 10 years ago this was a thing right i mean he was
like 57 years old
and then he would get them to publish that he was like 27 and then he would
manage them and but it's
also it's like it doesn't matter you're an indian man who does comedy it's not
like well he's half
indian half japanese people aren't gonna be like sorry touch you too old yeah
you know i mean it's
like there's no your age isn't hurting you in any way no exactly they just want
your perspective in
fact to be like in good shape and active and athletic at 57 that's like more it's
more endearing
yeah it's more yeah it's like if people were like oh this guy's like yeah he
looks pretty good for
75 yeah he did yeah he was an active guy i remember one time we got into it and
he sent me a
video of him rollerblading downstairs backwards it's hard to like to like prove
how cool in central
parker's yeah yeah i mean yeah it's that's not easy i know it's not easy but to
spend the time
it's the gayest flex of all time totally it's the gayest brag of all time
check this out dude
i think you're gonna be cool as you're strapping on rollerblades to impress you
for that's a tough
look that's bleeding yeah but it was so funny because he would just like he
would he would
do he had an enemies list and you'd be put on his like enemies newsletter
basically oh wow if you even
just like said the things that he did and laughed about it which like we're so
we're getting on the
list right now i don't know if they still is oh gee yeah i think he might be
like done with all that
yeah you know because i think maybe it blew up at one point i think he's done
very well probably
i think he was already doing well prior to that i think he had like a corporate
job and made a bunch
of money and then understood how like corporate event booking works or
something but joe robinson told me
because joe robinson was like the first guy that was on his enemies list i
think and joe robinson
met him he was like hosting like a kurt shackleford show shout out and he told
joe he's like i make
three hundred thousand dollars a year doing stand-up he's like well then why
are you making five dollars
tonight right right yeah why yeah why are you doing a bar and yeah in clarendon
yeah yeah um and so
i guess joe blogged about him or something but then yeah he would like go after
joe and
you know criticize joe all the time and and stuff um but and then jl jl calvin
that was the other guy
that was big yeah yeah it was jl calvin joe robinson and josh homer were like
dan's the axis
of evil yeah dan's top three yeah yeah the shit list yeah that's crazy yeah
once you start writing
lists you're rarely in the right
you