Name: What Caused The Race Riots in the UK? | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Caused The Race Riots in the UK? | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-01. Transcript available.

the shows were really good guys i want to thank everyone that came out uh to
the london shows
it seems like people like me the best in a place where the stand-up is the
worst so that's great
yeah i really appreciated everyone for coming yeah managing expectations i did
my i did my uh
one man uh fringe set are you doing are you doing that realizing i have micro
penis
right yeah i went to edinburgh five stars in the guardian yeah yeah micro penis
and me uh micro
penis and i oh no sorry come on dude sorry i know it's proper english yeah uh
micro with an o u
no but it was nice i saw sam campbell it's good to see my crew my crew penis
yeah yeah uh yeah i saw
sam campbell's really nice shout out to sam great guy very good set everyone in
that open was fantastic
and thank you to everyone who came to the show especially the lady that gave me
a portrait of
nick um and then walked away and said also that she's right wing so that was
cool what's right
wing and british i don't might be left wing here oh it goes the other way i'm
not sure that's australia
oh yeah yeah it's the the hemispheres yeah yeah um what does that mean though
you like hate pakistani
people they had a race war recently sort of oh i watched they just tried to
start a fox news g uh gb tv
how about i saw that i saw every show they had these race riots but the race
riots are like somebody
fucking kicking a soccer ball at a fucking store well they actually did say to
me they were like they will
never like kyle rittenhouse just like crushes all of europe yeah they don't
have the real rage they
don't have yeah it's nothing it's no nowhere near close yeah like there's a
picture of like one
storefront that's like smashed up or there's some paint on it yeah and then it's
like repairing it the
next day yeah they raise our taxes yeah fucking everything's getting looted
right you know what i
mean it's like they don't that's nothing compared to the united states i don't
think we don't loot at all
though they like like going to the street like it's les miserables actually france
does that france is
really big in their protest but us like i i feel oh i guess gaza they were like
for the first time i'm
gonna start looting for gaza i like that good move yeah go to footlocker and
say this yeah right fuck israel
where are the jordans i'm at the apple store i got iphone 15 yeah yeah yeah
anything to help anything
to help the situation over there no uh i watched their fox news uh gbtv they
like try to start fox
news and it's all that guy farage and that guy is awesome now what's his first
name i've always said
it wrong okay yeah come on don't even go there well i you know it's britain i
was like wow maybe it's like
it's not a bad word there yeah yeah she's going to going to london and calling
everybody the n-word
say the n-word i thought it's a term of endearment i thought it was like no it's
like that in your
country you can you can go to jail for it like yeah well you go to jail for
tweeting for yeah tweets
it happens a lot over there apparently a bunch of people from the race wars
they just had
are in jail for facebook status updates wow yeah that's crazy yeah man to have
it that be that easy
to go to jail like to just type something yeah they don't have free speech you
gotta at least hit
somebody they don't have free speech i know that's crazy people forget about
that it's like you're just
one thing away with all that shit you should it be that should it be
immediately you can just
apologize and you get off there's like a formal apology because it's like i
mean they don't have a
constitution whatever but at the very least it's because people just say shit i
should be able to
people just be saying shit people be they do be saying you know what i mean
yeah yeah i was like i
can't like i could not function in a place like that i have no problem apologizing
it would be that
it would be a temptation i would not be able to i know well i wouldn't even
think about it i'd say
something and then i'm thinking i'm saying something else right and then you
should be able to bring
me in front of the court jester or whatever and i'm like look i didn't i'm
sorry yeah you should be
able to just tweet again and say and that's that makes up for the crime that
you did guy in a wig
yeah one of those wig guys it's also it's stupid because then it's like you
spelled nigel with an
extra g yeah what do you have to say for yourself come on man if that's the
case it should be the
government should go after the fucking they should go after twitter they should
pass they should pass laws
that say like you need to police your platform better brazil uh just banned it
for i think for that
reason well i think they banned it because elon musk threatened to fight maduro
in venezuela though
right yeah didn't that happen but then he was like threatening like mma yeah he
was like i'm gonna
come there and fight you and then after that it was banned
so