Name: The Perfect Gay Storm | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Perfect Gay Storm | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-12. Transcript available.

I've only seen that Long Island depicted in one movie which I think is like so
it's such fertile
territory for like like making us like a storytelling or whatever but it's in
that
the Adam Sandler Chris Rock movie that's smart they made with smile called the
night of about
their kids getting married oh it's like a later Sandler movie but it's like the
only depiction
of mid-island like the kind of like Long Island where like they brag about that
Snapple is from here
you know what I mean like that's all they have yeah yeah like the island yeah
the islanders and
Snapple is basically all they have I love it too I mean there's something I I
love that shit well
what's crazy too is before like Levittown before the you know they built the
fucking highways and
made Long Island what it was there was old money on the north shore I guess
yeah for the most part
the like the culture of Long Island was like goes back to the like it didn't
evolve culturally from
like the late 1500s and 1600s up until like the fucking 1920s and 30s right and
so like the
islanders were like I mean they were like seafaring so you know like weird you
know you know they were
like British like you know like yeah that makes sense with the logo it like
doesn't even fit Long
Island now yeah it was all like Bayman yeah so they're like you go out on the
water and get the
fish and they fucking perfect storm yeah yeah literally it was like that but
even that still
got like I mean they're like New England guys kind of but it was like yeah this
like bizarre
that's yeah Bayman culture of just fishing and then owning nothing I guess
except your fucking
boat I get my really I only know that from the song Downey's to relax I don't
know yeah it's all for
Billy Joel songs I was gonna say yeah there's still some like full-time pirates
though that live on Long
Island like my dad well not according to the song I didn't know yeah if we
check the source material
there's no island left for Islanders like me I remember when I was little I met
one of my father's
friends KB who had literally like he had all of his teeth from this side to the
middle and then none of
his teeth from this side to the other side and he was just one of those dudes
who had never left the
water never lived on like solid ground constantly was just going from yeah from
bar to bar that he
could tie his boat up to shit-faced and just honestly it looked like an ideal
life I heard that North
Fork still has spots like that yeah of like Suffolk County yeah yeah yeah yeah
like salty ass like
uh yeah just a weathered weathered skin yeah I went to like my girlfriend's
family has a place in the
Springs like out out like way east I met a guy years ago and it was on some job
I can't remember what it was but he was
like uh he'd come from like an Islander family that goes back so his parents
were
sailors and then he learned how to sail and he was very good at sailing so then
he got a job he like worked at just
sailing ships for rich people like their fucking yachts and stuff or they would
buy a sail like a rich person buy a sailboat and they're like I want to get to
the Caribbean the
faster you know like and so they hire him to win races for them basically yeah
but that was his like life I guess leading up to I can't remember I want to say
it was like PA
or something I wish I could remember where I met that guy that's sick though I
mean isn't that isn't that that's that would be the goals yeah it's just like
competitive sailor unreal
and you just cut through the chop for some rich people yeah it's Wolf of Wall
Street yeah into Monaco you get to fuck Margot Robbie
that'd be cool mad at the husband yeah yeah no I we we got he's like I know
this guy who's got the best scallops and he just lives on his
boat and he's one of those guys but though he was like yeah he's just on Tina
and I was like what's that he's like uh like
Chris Christina Aguilera like crystal like oh so yeah they just go out yeah
yeah I think I mentioned on the show
before but they just do crystal and they're the best at getting fish yeah yeah
they're like locked in on
getting fish yeah they can fix their sonar with their bare hands yeah yeah yeah
but great guy sick great scallops
perfect storm is actually a great movie I love that movie I remember being
disappointed by it when it came
out maybe because I was a child and I was like expecting them to like survive
so in the end when
they're like and everyone dies everyone dies yeah every character in the movie
is dead at the end of the
it's not like one there's not one of them where it's like you know the black
guy and the white girl
they make it it's like oh I didn't think it would be them but you know it's
like none of them I always
wondered how they even knew what happened like I guess they got the the
coordinates of the boat and
shit yeah it just went missing but they just I mean you know they know yeah it's
all fictional I
don't know any of those conversations yeah yeah that's what always fucked me up
when I was a kid
though like based on a true story I believe that right wholeheartedly where I
was like oh this is what
happened verbatim it was probably like five minutes in there like I don't know
the storms looking pretty
bad what do you think just gay fuck till the end we just orgy we all fuck each
other into the storm
and then and then well then it was it was it was 37 hours of just hardcore
rough trade no protection
three dicks and one man yeah it's rated pg-13 right there's so much blood you
even you don't even
process it anymore well that's how they caught the fish yeah right
so