Name: The Next Andrew Dice Clay | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Next Andrew Dice Clay | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-16. Transcript available.

I think that it's typically people's faces change when they stop drinking.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I was like, I just had like kind of a sheen of blubber.
People's skin looks awesome when they something.
It is like an Irish guy thing where your head just gets wider.
Yeah.
Alec Baldwin's head is insane.
My father, too.
I come from a fucking long line of just like Irish St. Bernard heads.
Yeah, right.
No neck.
It just goes shoulder to head.
Yeah, they just expand.
The Brian Dennehy.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Do you have cops in your family?
I do a lot.
Everyone.
My grandfather was a cop.
My uncle was a cop.
Now turned comedian podcaster.
Oh, that's got to be crazy.
Yeah, of course it is.
So he's like, do you have any advice for me?
I don't even talk to him anymore because that was what was happening.
He was like liberally dropping my name to anybody who would listen.
Oh, my God.
If anyone in my family did that, I'd kill myself.
He's like Saul Goodman, basically.
True.
Like, true.
He's like a fucking.
Dude, one of his jokes, I really, I actually, I kind of like it.
But he's like, you know, back in my day, we used to try to get some trim.
We called it trim because that's how they.
Is he dice?
This is how he fucking dies.
Yeah, he does dice.
I can play the video for you right now.
Yeah, can we actually right now?
Actually, you're helping him out.
But yeah, do it.
I don't think he even does stand up anymore, to be honest.
He killed himself.
He's long dead.
He sounds awesome, actually.
Not a bad guy.
Let's hear the bit, though.
Is he trim?
Is it because of what?
Here it is.
Because they used to trim their pussy?
Because they used to trim.
Now, how is that a joke?
That seems like it's just etymology or whatever.
You know why they call it gypping people?
Because it comes from the gypsies.
It's like, okay, are you a linguist?
I don't...
I mean, let's say it's all in the delivery, probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
61 is the new 51, they say, right?
They do.
And I work out all the time so I can stay trim.
So I can get some trim.
Do millennials know what that is?
Trim is pussy.
Yeah, millennials are like 45 years old.
And then they used to shave the sides, you know?
Thus the word trim.
But now, they shave the entire genitalia,
so maybe they should call pussy bald.
And they get some of that bald shit.
It's not dice.
Wait, wait, let me look at him.
He's doing dice.
Yeah.
But that's also his real accent.
Like, that's not even...
This is so someone's uncle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just looks like...
Oh, he was like in homicide in the NYPD.
Is this a governor's?
No, this was actually at a bar show in the city.
Oh, okay.
It was the only show that him and I ever did together.
Interesting.
And I walked in on his set and I was like,
I gotta record this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Has he ever had to go on leave for a brutality?
I don't know.
Actually, you know what?
I've never looked up his citations or anything like that,
which is a public thing.
Sounds like a good idea.
I don't want to ruin his whole life,
but he's retired anyway.
Did his back hurt ever?
And did he ever...
Yeah, sure.
But did he ever have to deal with it with his pills
and then have a problem with the back pills?
I wish I knew, dude.
I don't even talk to any of my extended family enough to know.
Has he ever called in to WFAN?
Yeah, definitely.
100%.
Has he called in to Mike and the Mad Dog?
100%.
Oh, my God.
He's probably a Jets regular caller.
And then he's like,
yeah, hey, Mike, how's it going?
So I'm trying to get trim because...
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Why are you saying this to me?
What are you talking about, D.D.?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Hello?
Who is this, Joey Gallo?
I love...
I had two uncles do stand-up comedy
since I started doing comedy,
and it's like the classic...
I hate that so much.
It's Irish support.
It's not real support.
It's like, if this homo can do it,
I can fucking do it.
You fucking suck.
They did it.
One of my uncles I respect.
He's really funny.
He's 6'5", like 400 pounds.
Oh, I respect him, too.
Naturally funny.
Did it twice.
Killed and was like, I'm done.
Yeah.
He's like, yeah, I beat the game.
Why would I ever do it again?
Yeah, smart.
Good for you.
That's how you do it.
You quit immediately.
For real, why?
Why chase it?
Yeah, really.
I did that.
I threw a free throw one time.
Swish.
So, NBA?
I don't think so.
They miss all the time.
If you watch, they miss.
Yeah, they do.
And you never have.
Yeah, I never did.
That would be sick if your first and only basketball shot was a make, and you're
like, that's it.
I will literally never touch a basketball again.
Yeah, I'm too good at this.
100% from the field for my life.
Right.
Yeah.
I fucked one time.
I busted so fast.
That's how good I am at sex.
I busted in five seconds.
I busted in five seconds.
I busted in five seconds.