Name: God of War Ragnarok Is Actually BAD | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-10-19T13:00:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'God of War Ragnarok Is Actually BAD | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'God of War Ragnarok Is Actually BAD | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-19. Transcript available.

Yo how are
Which one call
Wait so you still like
You be having fun though
Like you are
You alright
Yeah
You be
Well nah
I just wanted to ask
Yeah I mean fuck
Do I not look like a guy
That has fun
I mean
Nah that's not really
All my shit matches
I
Yeah
Well but yeah
Nah I'm trying to think
I've been
I've been sad the last month
Cause I finished
God of War Ragnarok
Oh so now you gotta
Think about what to do
And you finished the
The Lyndon Johnson book too
I did yeah
You really have nothing
I don't have things
I don't have things
Right now
Yeah yeah
He doesn't really have anything
You're trying to
Is there any new shit
That you wanted to get into
Or something
You kind of have to
Just sort of let things
Come to you you know
I didn't even plan on
Cause I played the last
God of War
And that was like
Ah whatever
You know
But then this one
I was like fuck it
I was bored
I need something to do
That shit was fine
Ran to Best Buy
It's actually not
It's a really bad game
In almost every way
Damn
The story is gay
The fucking
He was mad at it
Yeah no
He was playing the game
The art looks like shit
Like half of the levels
Are very uninspired
And dumb
The story is boring
And repetitive
It's all like
You play video games
With your girlfriend
Or she doesn't fuck with that
No
Do you wish she did though
No
Why not
Well I like having
You need that balance
He means his thing
I like to have something
That causes problems
That's not me
Does she add
Does she put you on
Any cool shit
Like your girlfriend
Yeah certainly
But let me finish
Complaining
Yeah the game
Talk about shit
On the game
Let me complain
About the game
For a second
Everything about it
Is bad
But
But it gave me
Something to do
For two months
And I went
I said we're going
The hardest difficulty
And we're grinding it out
And 99% of the difficulty
Is the fact that
That you can only
Half the screen
Is the back of his head
So you can't see anything
Oh it's over the shoulder
It's over the shoulder
And you're constantly
Just like there's some
Like fucking
Like guy just throwing
Poison at you
From like the other side
So you'll
You can't focus on anything
You're constantly
Having to like back up
And try to see
What's going on
Have you heard about
The Chinese monkey game
The new game
Everyone's playing
Yeah bro I watched that
Yeah
Oh you're excited about that
The Chinese monkey
My bad
I'm sorry
You should maybe try
Godwin Ragnarok
No I fuck with Godwin Ragnarok
It almost won game of the year
Which I think went
The Chinese monkey game
Is actually a shitty game
They should not have
The Chinese monkey game
Isn't good
It's a shitty game
They should not have
Game of the
You should play
One game a year
There should not be
A thing where
There's guys playing
Every game
I fuck with that
Like it's movies
How do they play
Every game
And beat every game
Are they that good
Of video games
They're fast yeah
They must get
So much pussy
I think they play
On the easiest
That's awesome
They definitely do
They play on the easiest
And they're bad
Dude you gotta blow
The whistle on these nerds
Yeah
I think that's what
Gamergate was about
I think that's why
Donald Trump became president
Is that girls are
Playing on baby
Well no yeah
Cause people were reviewing
Games made for girls
And they're like
They're great
And then guys were like
No they're not
They're not hard
No one's named Kratos
There's no magic
What's that like
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing
That's for the whole game
You don't fuck with Animal Crossing
Oh yeah I don't know
Animal Crossing
There's no objective
In Animal Crossing
You just fucking have a house
Yeah dead ass
Yeah there's nothing to do
What is it
It's like you farm
You just make a villa
You have an own town
You don't even farm
You like have a house
In a town
You go talk to like a bird
That's like
Have you seen my mail
You can choose their outfits
I like it
That's kind of cool though
You play that
No I just
I've seen it
You're really into what
Roblox or whatever
I do fuck with Roblox
What is it
Fortnite
It's Legos
It's online Legos
It's Legos
The online
And your parents have to like
Spend a lot of money
For like the expansion pack
Bro I've stolen my mom's credit card
So many times
To get Roblox
To get Roblox VC bro
I have a full
I have a full
This is what I know about
This is what I'm talking about
I know more about that
To be honest
Well yeah
I can talk about Galaxy Guess
And Roblox
That's what I can talk about
Yeah
You know the hood
There's a game
There's a game called
The hood in Roblox
And they go on there
And they have gangs
And have gang wars
In Roblox
Has anyone died
In real life
Off Roblox
I don't
Not to my knowledge
But maybe
But I don't know
That seems more like
Of a Latino thing
I'm just
Shooting for you
But that seems like
Very much